happythoughts 0 #26 September 16, 2004 QuoteMy sister now has 32 accidents under her belt. I recommend Depends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #27 September 16, 2004 The female cop one cracked me up, but DAMN that last one is FUNNY!!!!!! My sides are hurting now!!! Thanks Dave, that made my day!! DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 September 17, 2004 Oh, scheisse AggieDave! This is the most hilarious post in years!!!! MOTORCYCLE MAMA, GO GIRL! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimgriffin 0 #29 September 17, 2004 While I'm usually very pro female's can do anything, I will admit that I suck at driving. It's embarasing. The problem is in judging spacial distances. Haven't they proven this scientific studies? I think it's another reason (besides having less testosterone and issues with the ego) that most women are more conservative under canopy than men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #30 September 17, 2004 Quote I'll post that one when I get home tonight if she doesn't do it first. Muahahaha! is it tonight yet? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #31 September 17, 2004 Quoteis it tonight yet? Why yes...yes it is. Presenting DZ.com's own Stacy, on her first jump! *I am soooo dead*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #32 September 17, 2004 Oh my god, that's funny! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #33 September 17, 2004 BAM! Oh Kris, I'd head for Mexico now, that might be the only semi-safe place for you to hide from Stacy on this side of the Earth.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #34 September 17, 2004 QuoteBAM! Oh Kris, I'd head for Mexico now, that might be the only semi-safe place for you to hide from Stacy on this side of the Earth. Dave....have you ever met Stacy? There is nowhere on this planet I could be safe. Tahiti? She'd pop out of a palm tree. Mexico? Beware her killer sombrero ninjas. Greenland? She has the penguins under mind control. What can I say, I was just feeling really brave, and I'm hoping that since I helped her fix her computer this week that she'll show mercy.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #35 September 17, 2004 QuoteThe female cop one cracked me up, but DAMN that last one is FUNNY!!!!!! My sides are hurting now!!! Thanks Dave, that made my day!! Don That just happened not to far from here. (Pa State trooper/lady in cement)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PD126r 0 #36 September 17, 2004 QuoteI'm going to wear my skydiving helmet like that and see how long it takes someone to notice... Even cooler with a full face helmet.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #37 September 17, 2004 Quote Well I just got up off the floor from the helmet one!!! She was just trying to do that freefly thing..... I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #38 September 20, 2004 Ya'all are evil! I never even had a chance to defend myself! THat's the only reason I got a full face helmet, it's easier to tell which way it goes. It's also the reason I got the square grippers on my suits arms. SO I know which way the legs go and which way the arms go. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #39 September 20, 2004 HAha now those are awesome especially the helmet on backwards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
