Wednesday Funny - What do you drink?

[cderham 0]

>Bartenders Psychology:
>Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>
>Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
>personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
>concurred on almost all counts.
>
>The results:
>
>Drink: Beer
>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
>Drink: Blender Drinks
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoy ing; a pain in the ass.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
>knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink..................
>
>
>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
>friends.
>
>
>Drink: White Zinfandel
>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
>has NO clue.
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy
>target.
>
>
>Drink: Shots
>Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
>totally drunk... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
>do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>Drink: Tequila
>No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
>
>
>THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
>The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
>help him get laid.
>
>
>Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
>White Zinfandel: He's gay


Chris

Chris
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[Paige 0]

Ha ha ha ha ha. That's a good one! Would bode well in the drunk dial forum. I'd have to say I'm a real wine drinker

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[CrazyIvan 0]

This is what I think...you're under arrest buddy

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[CrazyThomas 0]

did you catch this part too, Ivan?

Jan 27, 2003?????

some of us don't remember shit all that well. oh shit, hold on, let me search and see if someone else said that before also.

Yep, I guess THAT has been talked about also.



Thomas

[Shotgun 1]

>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
>knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink..................

How funny... That's pretty close... except for the "refined" part (and the "older" part depends on how young the bartender is ;)

Very true about the approach.

[turtlespeed 226]

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>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
>knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink..................

How funny... That's pretty close... except for the "refined" part (and the "older" part depends on how young the bartender is ;)

Very true about the approach.

Refined and Bondage are very close in actual comparison.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cderham 0]

DAMN!! I even did a search but came up with the title after -- (runs before cuffs can be slapped on)

Chris
It's Jimmy Time!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213

[freeflir29 0]

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If she's interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink..................

I DO love that in a woman!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
send YOU a drink..................


Hey, that's me, too, Keely!!!

Except, I've never sent a man a drink before...

[freeflir29 0]

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Except, I've never sent a man a drink before...

Whew.......I was about to take that personally.

[Vallerina 2]

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Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

I don't really like pool.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Except, I've never sent a man a drink before...

Whew.......I was about to take that personally.

Hey, now that I know you, I'd definitely buy you a drink, Clay. You're alright in my book!

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