new Calif law

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

I knew there was something that was illegal in Calif (besides smoking cigarettes).

I can just hear it now...in the news today...

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Police raid a home after overhearing an occupant make a suspicious invitations to friends. "He said they could 'crack open a cold one'."

Of course, the new police burden will be proof of intent.
"I didn't know she was dead. She never gets out of bed in the morning and the sex was about the same. The only difference was that the dishes were piling up in the sink."

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Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California

I had no idea that necrophilia was such a problem here...WTF???

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Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California

I had no idea that necrophilia was such a problem here...WTF???

A few months ago in SF (where else?) a drunken man was found passed out on a corpse he'd had his way with. Prosecutors found out it isn't illegal to have sex with a corpse. So, they now have a law.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Maybe we need a national constitutional amendment for this one too!

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Im just wondering how this law could have "slipped" by all these years

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

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Im just wondering how this law could have "slipped" by all these years

"We don't come die in your bedrooms, so get your noses out of our mortuaries...errr wait, that makes no sense..."

I guess there's no good protest slogans for dead people.

Maybe it would be a good idea to check the common warning signs of deadness:
1. General lethargy
2. Stiff feelings
3. Drowsiness
4. Hearing loss
5. Bloating
6. The dog keeps burying you in the back yard.

What to do if you suspect you are dead:
1. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery.
2. Lie still until medical help can be summoned.
3. Use your seat cushion as a floatation device (if someone is not using you for one).
4. Apply foundation for a more "tanned/healthy" complexion.

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Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California

I had no idea that necrophilia was such a problem here...WTF???

People from Calif use the phrase "dead sexy" all time. I didn't think they were serious.

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Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California

I had no idea that necrophilia was such a problem here...WTF???

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This was 3 blocks from my house! at a funeral home he had worked at

People from Calif should not post to the "What do you find sexy" thread. This could be used in court maybe.

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What do you find sexy?
A little chill or clamminess to the skin...

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I feel safer already!

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People from Calif use the phrase "dead sexy" all time. I didn't think they were serious.

Apparently...it was literal!!!

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I feel safer already!

Isn't this the last indignity? If you are drunk and wake up with some troll, that you can deal with. But there you are, dead... and some butt-ugly type is just humpin' away.

"If I'd wanted to have sex with you, I'd have done it while I was living."

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I feel safer already!

Isn't this the last indignity? If you are drunk and wake up with some troll, that you can deal with. But there you are, dead... and some butt-ugly type is just humpin' away.

"If I'd wanted to have sex with you, I'd have done it while I was living."

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If you partner passes while in the act, can you finish? Woud this be illegal now?

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That why I never use the phrase :
"Over my dead body"
May be famous last words.

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People from Calif use the phrase "dead sexy" all time. I didn't think they were serious.

Apparently...it was literal!!!

You're gonna have to tell all those guys to quit saying that.

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Damn, now I'll never get to make it with any of the cool girls.

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My suggestion to you...
1. Move immediatly...
2. Drink heavily...

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Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California

Glad i checked this thread before i made a booking.

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Maybe it would be a good idea to check the common warning signs of deadness:
1. General lethargy
2. Stiff feelings
3. Drowsiness
4. Hearing loss
5. Bloating
6. The dog keeps burying you in the back yard.

Pissing my pants here dude.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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1. General lethargy
2. Stiff feelings
3. Drowsiness
4. Hearing loss
5. Bloating

I didn't want to just list (1) and (5) or the gals might hang me.

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Is this why the DZ.com Christmas boogie is held in Arizona....

I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....