skybytch 273 #1 September 9, 2004 Kitty murder. It's not a pretty subject. So why not start yet another thread about it? There are many ways to kill kittens. Sometimes it needs to be done and over with, quick and painless, that need for rapid release. Sometimes you want to linger awhile, take your time, make it special for both of you. Assuming that the victim is dispatched to Valhalla with proper honor, respect and ceremony regardless of the modus operandi, it's all good, right? The question for the day is - how did the victim of your last kitty murder die? If your preferred or latest m.o. is not listed, please post it. Note - the idea for this thread was not (entirely) mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #2 September 9, 2004 poor kitty's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 September 9, 2004 I see you have been talking with that special some oneMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 September 9, 2004 Hold on...I'll let you know when I'm done... -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #5 September 9, 2004 Maybe you should see this movie: Casuistry: The Art of Killing a Cat." The film examines the infamous cases of Jesse Power, Anthony Wennekers and Matthew Kaczorowski, three losers who in 2001 made a 17-minute video showing themselves torturing and decapitating a cat._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 September 9, 2004 Mine died slow and steadily with a quiet little yelp and sigh at the very end. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #7 September 9, 2004 Where's the option for.. My dog dug a hole under the fence and cornered the tabby between the fence and the neighbors garage, bit it around the neck and shook it wildly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 September 9, 2004 QuoteWhere's the option for.. My dog dug a hole under the fence and cornered the tabby between the fence and the neighbors garage, bit it around the neck and shook it wildly? Is that some sort of rough rollplaying or something? Ooh mommy like... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 September 9, 2004 Not really. My dog climbed under the fence and killed the neighbors kitten. This is the only thread appropriate for that type of news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 September 9, 2004 QuoteNot really. My dog climbed under the fence and killed the neighbors kitten. This is the only thread appropriate for that type of news. Oh...he he... how embarrassing! I thought we were talking about something completely different! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #11 September 9, 2004 QuoteOh...he he... how embarrassing! I thought we were talking about something completely different! Oops! me too. I answered "choked". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #12 September 9, 2004 Mafia style..... It got rubbed outPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #13 September 9, 2004 QuoteMafia style..... Does that mean you PAID someone to kill the kitten for you? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #14 September 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteMafia style..... Does that mean you PAID someone to kill the kitten for you? I would hope it drowned or suffocated then! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heltzer 0 #15 September 9, 2004 Um, you know Girlfalldown they're doing wonders with electro-shock thereapy now-a-days. In fact, I recall this girlfriend of mine who had a little portable unit and she would put the electrode pads...oh, uh sorry...that's a bit off point for this thread. L Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 September 9, 2004 QuoteUm, you know Girlfalldown they're doing wonders with electro-shock thereapy now-a-days. In fact, I recall this girlfriend of mine who had a little portable unit and she would put the electrode pads...oh, uh sorry...that's a bit off point for this thread. L ooh was it something like this? Kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #17 September 9, 2004 An ex of mine called female self stimulation of the clitoral "flipping my whistle". So, I chose, beaten - same as flipping; right? I was flipping my whistle while watching a new porn movie for over an hour last night - a slow painfree death. Thank goodness I remembered to put a towel on the sofa first. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 September 9, 2004 QuoteAn ex of mine called female self stimulation of the clitoral "flipping my whistle". That one's great! I'm off to flip my whistle... Yeah it works! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #19 September 9, 2004 mmmmmmmmmmmm did you have that page book marked! MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 September 9, 2004 Damn . . . when I was a lifeguard, I used to flip my whistle all the time. In public, even. Weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 September 9, 2004 QuoteDamn . . . when I was a lifeguard, I used to flip my whistle all the time. In public, even. Weird. LMAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 September 9, 2004 You refer to "little hookitt" as your dog? Some dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 September 9, 2004 QuoteYou refer to "little hookitt" as your dog? Some dog. Must....refrain....from...swooping....jokes. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,989 #24 September 9, 2004 >Poll: How did the kitten die? Well, in your case, "beaten" is going to be the most appropriate answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #25 September 9, 2004 Cratered. Definitely a "Hard Pull" situation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
