heltzer 0 #26 September 9, 2004 Girlfalldown, Ah yes, fun with clamps..."the San Francisco treat". But pads can go where clamps might not have the bite. At least until the mercury really starts to rise and things start slipping and sliding all over the place. That's when kittens will be burning through those nine lives pretty fast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 September 9, 2004 Dude! It was just a joke! Perv! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #28 September 9, 2004 QuoteAn ex of mine called female self stimulation of the clitoral "flipping my whistle". So, I chose, beaten - same as flipping; right? I was flipping my whistle while watching a new porn movie for over an hour last night - a slow painfree death. Thank goodness I remembered to put a towel on the sofa first. Honestly, this anwer was by far the best, thanks for being honest . ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heltzer 0 #29 September 9, 2004 Um...I don't know what you're talking about... Does anyone have a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #30 September 9, 2004 Quote Um...I don't know what you're talking about... Does anyone have a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head? That pic was so 90s. Here try this one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heltzer 0 #31 September 10, 2004 Bwahahahaha... Thanks! I hate being so 90s. L Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #32 September 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteAn ex of mine called female self stimulation of the clitoral "flipping my whistle". So, I chose, beaten - same as flipping; right? I was flipping my whistle while watching a new porn movie for over an hour last night - a slow painfree death. Thank goodness I remembered to put a towel on the sofa first. Honestly, this anwer was by far the best, thanks for being honest . ~Chachi Not a problem... weekend update - new kitten killed by slow driving death. I bougt a new toy from our dz's "drug dealer" (she knows who she is) - a strap on vibrator - lets just say the hour 20 minute drive home was mighty fine - if not a bit difficult to consentrate. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 September 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAn ex of mine called female self stimulation of the clitoral "flipping my whistle". So, I chose, beaten - same as flipping; right? I was flipping my whistle while watching a new porn movie for over an hour last night - a slow painfree death. Thank goodness I remembered to put a towel on the sofa first. Honestly, this anwer was by far the best, thanks for being honest . ~Chachi Not a problem... weekend update - new kitten killed by slow driving death. I bougt a new toy from our dz's "drug dealer" (she knows who she is) - a strap on vibrator - lets just say the hour 20 minute drive home was mighty fine - if not a bit difficult to consentrate. I think I can safely speak for the male population when I say... We need PROOF!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #34 September 13, 2004 Quote weekend update - new kitten killed by slow driving death. I bougt a new toy from our dz's "drug dealer" (she knows who she is) - a strap on vibrator - lets just say the hour 20 minute drive home was mighty fine - if not a bit difficult to consentrate. If you had crashed the thought of the paramedics cutting you out of the car with the "kitten killing device" still in place is priceless. wonder if that would have made Police Stop? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #35 September 13, 2004 QuoteI think I can safely speak for the male population when I say... We need PROOF!!! Sorry, no proof to offer - though my b/f just shook his head when I brought it inside & washed it . QuoteIf you had crashed the thought of the paramedics cutting you out of the car with the "kitten killing device" still in place is priceless. wonder if that would have made Police Stop? I hadn't even thought about that, wonder if my insurance would cover any damages There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #36 September 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think I can safely speak for the male population when I say... We need PROOF!!! Sorry, no proof to offer - though my b/f just shook his head when I brought it inside & washed it . QuoteIf you had crashed the thought of the paramedics cutting you out of the car with the "kitten killing device" still in place is priceless. wonder if that would have made Police Stop? I hadn't even thought about that, wonder if my insurance would cover any damages All I have to say is, your cool. lol. ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #37 September 13, 2004 QuoteAll I have to say is, your cool thanks - but no more than a lot of people on here. just overly horny & willing to do something about it. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #38 September 13, 2004 Actually, tons of women are uptight about their sexuality and don't do anything about it, I find the ones that can please themselves, also know how to let themselves be pleased. Way different then the girl that can't even say masterbate. ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #39 September 13, 2004 "choked" is most logical. If choking a chicken killed a kitten, then the kitten likely choked, as well. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #40 September 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteAll I have to say is, your cool thanks - but no more than a lot of people on here. just overly horny & willing to do something about it. Ooooh. Butt Hole Surfers. One of my favorite tunes by them. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #41 September 14, 2004 QuoteOoooh. Butt Hole Surfers. One of my favorite tunes by them. mine too - i get it stuck in my head all the time!! QuoteActually, tons of women are uptight about their sexuality and don't do anything about it, I find the ones that can please themselves, also know how to let themselves be pleased. Way different then the girl that can't even say masterbate. ~Chachi I really don't understand those people & kinda forget that they're around - different strokes (or none) for different folks I guess. Talking to a friend of mine; he says he hides his porn from his wife. To me that's crazy. I found my b/f's not so hidden stash & bought him some updated stuff. Why not? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chachi 0 #42 September 14, 2004 Quote***Talking to a friend of mine; he says he hides his porn from his wife. To me that's crazy. I found my b/f's not so hidden stash & bought him some updated stuff. Why not? i hope your bf knows how cool you are, you even replace porn. ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #43 September 14, 2004 I just realized you forgot one. heh Stabbing. Repeatedly.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #44 September 14, 2004 Quotei hope your bf knows how cool you are, you even replace porn. Thanks, I'll have to tell him. I think he thinks it's typical. I kinda don't think it's that unusual either; sounds like it may be though. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
