wildblue 7 #1 September 10, 2004 Why are there so many people in the world that are just blind with stupidity? I could go fart in the mayor's office, they'd swear it was a terrorist attack, next thing ya know a flight of F-35's are heading to whatever country is 'harboring terrorists' and bombing the shit out of something. How can that just accept everything they're told and the 'reasons' why things happen? And how can you seriously think it's ok to lump a group of people into a stereotype?? Kill 'em all because they're different! Glass fucking parking lot! (had to get into Phree's search) Seriously?! Destroy and entire country, race, or religion just because a very small group of people are bad? Why didn't we flatten New York when Tim McVeigh blew up the federal building? Oh wait, he had ties to Al Queda or something, didn't he? Maybe this is Islamic Guerilla Crusade... they're just getting back at all the white people (because all white people are Catholic, right) for the Catholic Crusades 1,000 years ago. In which case, I like Bill Von's idea - we should kill everyone before they kill us! If I was God, I would have made reproduction a much more complicated function. So anyway, for my serious question: Why is it every time I open the cap tp my chapstick, it's extended much farther than it was when I put it in my pocket? Sometimes even smashing into the top of it's lid! It's like chapstick suicide! I first though maybe the base was getting turned just from it moving around in my pocket - so I tried putting it back in my pocket the opposite way - still no luck. And it never retracts all the way to the bottom, that's what I don't understand. Some kind of chap-stick Coriolis force?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 September 10, 2004 Quote So anyway, for my serious question: Why is it every time I open the cap tp my chapstick, it's extended much farther than it was when I put it in my pocket? Sometimes even smashing into the top of it's lid! It's like chapstick suicide! I first though maybe the base was getting turned just from it moving around in my pocket - so I tried putting it back in my pocket the opposite way - still no luck. And it never retracts all the way to the bottom, that's what I don't understand. Some kind of chap-stick Coriolis force? Dude, I know! And then theres the vaseline type of chap stick in the little tube that always squeezes out when the cap is still on and oozes out all over the cap. Wastes all of your lip balm. I hate that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #3 September 10, 2004 It's down to the heat in yer pocket. The pocket of air beneath the buisness end expands at it heats, therefor projecting the stick in an upweard motion. That's why the cap is fairly loose fitting, otherwise, it could shot off like a bullet....... How's that?************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #4 September 10, 2004 It just likes to be in your pocket, if you know what I mean.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #5 September 10, 2004 Oh! that too!************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 September 10, 2004 Your picture is HOT! Does that answer your question?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 September 10, 2004 Simple solution. Start using the glittery lipgloss with a rollerball applicator thingy. Not only will you look beautiful and glamorous, but everyone will want to kiss you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #8 September 10, 2004 QuoteSimple solution. Start using the glittery lipgloss with a rollerball applicator thingy. Not only will you look beautiful and glamorous, but everyone will want to kiss you. BZZZZT Wrong!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 September 10, 2004 QuoteYour picture is HOT! Eek, i think his pic is hideous. I mean it is seth we're talking about. It's weird though, if i put your pic and his pic together. It's almost as if they came from the same pic. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #10 September 10, 2004 QuoteIt's almost as if they came from the same pic. You're high right now, aren't you? No one likes my feet, no one likes my eye, no one likes the powerpuff girl blowing the albino penis, and no one likes me. I give up.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 September 10, 2004 QuoteIt's almost as if they came from the same pic. That's so weird!!!! WB, to help you with your chapstick woes, I vow to take Sunny's suggestion, and I will buy you a nice new lip moisturizer that won't play mind games with you like that. Problem solved!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 September 10, 2004 QuoteYou're high right now, aren't you? Wow, is it that obvious? Quoteno one likes the powerpuff girl blowing the albino penis, The owner of the albino penis likes it. Quoteand no one likes me. Duh ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #13 September 10, 2004 QuoteSimple solution. Start using the glittery lipgloss with a rollerball applicator thingy. Not only will you look beautiful and glamorous, but everyone will want to kiss you. Do I have to use the glitter one? Don't get me wrong I want glamour as much as the next guy but I don't want to be sent home from work suspected of having the huanta virus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #14 September 10, 2004 Serious answer to the serious question: Carmex in the container. Solution to your chapstick woes. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #15 September 10, 2004 Oooh! No! Carmex is actually bad for your lips! Aquaphor is the best!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #16 September 10, 2004 QuoteSerious answer to the serious question: Carmex in the container. Solution to your chapstick woes. Next problem: Chapstic Hos . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
