kingbunky 3 #51 September 3, 2004 i've heard it said that using a feather is erotic, using the whole chicken is kinky."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #52 September 3, 2004 Midget porn is sort of kinky... especially for Amazon. http://www.midget-porn-pics.com/ (JP, if you look at this at work then Roger will soon be asking you about your midget porn fetish ;-) I saw the girl star from this site on Howard Stern the other night... She was pretty cool, even though he was being a bit of a dick to her. (Imagine that!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #53 September 3, 2004 QuoteMidget porn is sort of kinky... especially for Amazon. http://www.midget-porn-pics.com/ (JP, if you look at this at work then Roger will soon be asking you about your midget porn fetish ;-) I saw the girl star from this site on Howard Stern the other night... She was pretty cool, even though he was being a bit of a dick to her. (Imagine that!)*** WHOA i really really wish i wouldn't have clicked on that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #54 September 3, 2004 QuoteMidget porn is sort of kinky... especially for Amazon. http://www.midget-porn-pics.com/ (JP, if you look at this at work then Roger will soon be asking you about your midget porn fetish ;-) I got FROZEN on that page, then SPAMMED. I'm going to need counselling!! Sidebar to PeacefulJeffrey: ...Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles).... Can you describe these pants..in particular..that pocket?? And take all the time you need, I'm in no rush...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dj-seus 0 #55 September 3, 2004 very entertaining thread! i once dated a girl a few years ago that was very comfortable with her bi-sexuality. she was a lot of fun; we'd go out to parties and whisper among ourselves, and choose one single girl at the party that we both thought was hot, and spend the rest of the evening seducing her. most of the time it worked (we seemed to be a very wholesome couple), and a few times it didn't. but the times that it worked were very good. oh, and it was always "our first time doing something like this, too!" ciao -dan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #56 September 3, 2004 QuoteQuotewarm Baby oil from her neck to the ankles! It feels like a 2 person orgy What about watching 2 skychicks rub sunscreen all over each other? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU know THAT IS "UNFINISHED BUSINESS". nEXT TIME i'M JUMPING IN LIKE i WANTED TO!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #57 September 3, 2004 QuoteOkay, a new one. Haven't done this yet but want to. You and she are out on a large piece of rural property. The weather is beautiful, there are woods and meadows and even a stream with cool, clear water. There's a cozy house, comfortable though small. There's lawn furniture on the back patio. You get up in the morning, start your day, get dressed, have breakfast. After breakfast, you go outside into the back yard, lead her to the woods, and go for a short, pleasant walk. You order her to stand still while you go about taking off all of her clothes. Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles). You shackle her ankles (the chain on the leg irons is about 18" long, enough to walk okay), and you cuff her hands behind her back, double-locking the cuffs so that they cannot get squeezed tighter (that sucks). And then you start your stopwatch. You kiss her once passionately on the mouth, and then press on her shoulders so that she takes the cue to kneel. And you take off all of your own clothes, and present yourself for oral pleasure there in the woods by the stream. You explain to her that she is your slave for the next full 24 hours, during which you will lovingly look after her needs, but she is to do every single thing you order her to do, sexual and otherwise. That means you will bathe her, help her eat, help her relieve herself, and make love to her, sweetly or harshly, as often as you wish, until that time the next morning, and all of it will be with her shackled exactly as she is. Then, the next morning, you will release her from her bonds, make love with her unfettered, and then it will be her turn to use the shackles and stopwatch on you. It's a kink-and-trust game. 24 full hours. Blue skies, - I can't believe you stoped before the good part! you know when you cut her up and feed her into the shredder part by part? huh? Huh? Can we get to that part? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #58 September 4, 2004 QuoteDamn, that's not kinky, that's like a weekend out of my daydreams. I think you need to have a little chat with my husband. What say we just leave your husband out of this? --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #59 September 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteDamn, that's not kinky, that's like a weekend out of my daydreams. I think you need to have a little chat with my husband. Oh, I like that fantasy, too! (I'll have to try it w/ my BF.) The long weekend with him is beginning in a few hours...hmmm... NO FAIR, VSG!! I CAME UP WITH IT! Do it with ME!!! Come on... --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #60 September 4, 2004 Quoteyea, could I get a copy of that pm too....? How fuckin' pathetic that you could insult my submissions to this thread but can't be bothered to write your own. You said, "*yawn*" to mine but where's yours? If ya don't like it, fuckin' do better. But I guess you can't. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #61 September 4, 2004 Quote I got FROZEN on that page, then SPAMMED. I'm going to need counselling!! Sorry! I didn't realize how many pop-ups and other crap that site had until I had already posted it. (Duh! I should have know since it's a PORN site!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #62 September 4, 2004 QuoteHow fuckin' pathetic that you could insult my submissions to this thread but can't be bothered to write your own. You said, "*yawn*" to mine but where's yours? If ya don't like it, fuckin' do better. But I guess you can't. There you go being peaceful again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #63 September 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteHow fuckin' pathetic that you could insult my submissions to this thread but can't be bothered to write your own. You said, "*yawn*" to mine but where's yours? If ya don't like it, fuckin' do better. But I guess you can't. There you go being peaceful again. Yep. Well come on, dude, what the fuck was the "*yawn*" for, like he was doing better?! It's my feeling that if someone tries, and takes the time to respond to a request for entertaining text, it's wrong to ridicule or disparage it. It's made worse if you bitch about it and then won't even make an effort of your own. That was pretty fuckin' lame of him. Then he's going around asking to be included in kinky PMs... How sad. And by the way, I think what I wrote was a fuck of a lot more kinky than, "What about watching 2 skychicks rub sunscreen all over each other?" But no one said, "*yawn*" to that. Gee, isn't watching 2 chicks rubbing suncreen on each other a staple in just about every hokey porn flick? HARDLY "kinky"! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #64 September 4, 2004 WAZUUUP... Jeffrey, you like talking dirty huh? Let's keep it nice in here on this lazy Friday afternoon.. Got nuthing kinky to add (well.. at least not that I am going to share.. ) Well.. maybe my robe and wizard hat act, but that's about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #65 September 4, 2004 QuoteAnd by the way, I think what I wrote was a fuck of a lot more kinky than, "What about watching 2 skychicks rub sunscreen all over each other?" Yep. I liked it. I *might* have to replace the cuffs and shackels for some nice velvet rope if I can ever find someone to play that game........---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #66 September 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd by the way, I think what I wrote was a fuck of a lot more kinky than, "What about watching 2 skychicks rub sunscreen all over each other?" Yep. I liked it. I *might* have to replace the cuffs and shackels for some nice velvet rope if I can ever find someone to play that game........ Glad you liked it. Yeah, soft nylon rope is a possible alternative, but you can't really bind someone's feet and ankles with rope and still have her able to walk around. On the other hand, got these spiffy Smith & Wesson ankle cuffs with a long chain... The reason I'd favor cuffs top and bottom is that they allow a bit more use of the hands even while bound. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #67 September 4, 2004 QuoteYeah, soft nylon rope is a possible alternative, but you can't really bind someone's feet and ankles with rope and still have her able to walk around. I beg to differ...yes you can..... Ok crawling back into my little hole over there ---->She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #68 September 4, 2004 QuoteI beg to differ...yes you can..... Do tell.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #69 September 4, 2004 QuoteDo tell. Now why would I give out my secerets on a public forum. It is actually real simple in concept. Think a bit...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #70 September 4, 2004 Quote I got FROZEN on that page, then SPAMMED. I'm going to need counselling!! Well what the hell are you doing clicking on that kind of website?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #71 September 4, 2004 Quote soft nylon rope is a possible alternative Or silk scarvesMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #72 September 4, 2004 ...um...err..free information. I was doing research..yeah, that's it...and by the way..I'd like to NOTE something here: In the WHATS KINKY thread...#69 is our VERY own, EEEEENNNNNNERRRRRR...lets hear it for een....YAAAAY!! ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #73 September 4, 2004 Oh yea baby...couldnt have planned that one better! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #74 September 4, 2004 Yea eeneR! The crowd goes wildMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #75 September 4, 2004 QuoteIf ya don't like it, fuckin' do better. But I guess you can't. There you go being peaceful again. Yep. Well come on, dude, what the fuck was the "*yawn*" for, like he was doing better?! I can understand that you didn't like his "*yawn*" comment... I just don't understand the need for your overly-hostile reply to him. There are other ways of expressing the same sentiment besides going off with "fuckin'" this and "fuckin'" that and "what the fuck" over and over and OVER again... but, hey, if that's how you feel you need to express yourself and you don't care what impression it gives others of you (I'm guessing you don't care at all), then go right ahead... I was just making a joke about how peaceful it was. (Yeah, I know... not very original.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
