SansSuit 1 #1 September 6, 2004 The other day I had a hard opening that was either caused by, or resulted in, a couple of broken suspension lines. Took one look at it and decided immediately I wanted to give my Tempo another shot. Routine cutaway and reserve deployment, except I dropped the red handle going for the silver. I didn't even think about the fact that I was naked until I was making the decision on whether to chase the freebag. Didn't want to land naked in someone's backyard so I chose to watch the freebag carefully while I was setting up to do a stand up in the peas. Good thing, too, because the freebag landed in an inaccessable, inhospitable area. Anybody else have any naked cutaways?Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #2 September 6, 2004 QuoteAnybody else have any naked cutaways? I have - on a night jump!! NNFB #105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #3 September 6, 2004 You coulda used the freebag for a breech cloth, by wrapping the bridle around you like a belt.... Roger Nelson told a story once about a naked night jump where he landed in the middle of a county fair. He wrapped himself toga style in his canopy and ran like hell. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 September 6, 2004 QuoteDidn't want to land naked in someone's backyard Old lady- "Yes....police....a naked man just landed in my back yard." 911 Operator- "What? Say that again." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 September 6, 2004 we had four out of five girls on a lingerie jump land in the trailer park across the road from the dz... some kids saw them coming in to land, and once they realized what the ladies were dressed in, they ran home for cameras! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #6 September 6, 2004 QuoteI didn't even think about the fact that I was naked until I was making the decision on whether to chase the freebag.? Sounds like you already had a "freebag" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #7 September 6, 2004 Not really, more like a freesack..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteI didn't even think about the fact that I was naked until I was making the decision on whether to chase the freebag.?Sounds like you already had a "freebag" Now that's hillarious. Good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
