Slowfaller 0 #1 September 3, 2004 This morning while sleeping I was having this awesome/frightening zombie dream. As my g/f was getting up to go to work, apparently I leaned over to her and said, and she quotes me, "I took all these mushrooms and I don't know what to do." Anyone else say stupid crap relayed by your S/O while sleeping? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 September 3, 2004 once i was sleeping next to my girlfriend (now ex) and apparently i was "snoring" and she hit me and went "adam you're snoring babe" and i yelled out "I don't fucking snore!! FUCK" then later on when i woke up she was all pissed at me and i didn't know why. i don't remember saying that at all because well, i was still asleep haha. zombie dream eh? what kinda mushrooms DID you take? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 September 3, 2004 Try "moaning your ex's name." It really goes over well. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #4 September 3, 2004 This chick I used to sleep with (no shit all we did was sleep, I'm such a dork) once woke me up because I was asking where my algolator (that's the way I said it) was....no idea WTF I was talking about. Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #5 September 3, 2004 An algolator ? Oh I's got me one of dem. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #6 September 4, 2004 I'z buys my womenz agolater purses alz the time --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 September 4, 2004 Quoteonce i was sleeping next to my girlfriend (now ex) and apparently i was "snoring" and she hit me and went "adam you're snoring babe" and i yelled out "I don't fucking snore!! FUCK" then later on when i woke up she was all pissed at me and i didn't know why. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! that is funny as shit. One time my girlfriend woke up & was all pissed off at me. Evidently she had dreamed that she had walked in on me cheating on her. Hey, SHE dreamed it, why should I take the blame??? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #8 September 4, 2004 Swear to gosh, that's the way I said it.....was walking/talking in my sleep, and thats what I was looking for. Maybe I thought I was Sonny Crocket (rare '80s agitator reference), with a speech impediment? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
