Darius11 12 #51 July 21, 2004 Post about it on DZ.comI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #52 July 21, 2004 QuoteAll of the above? Morning sex? Get up and shower. Lunch break sex? Go get something to eat? Office sex? Go back to work. Back from work sex? Go get something to eat, or stay and cuddle and talk. Then get food. Night sex? Cuddle AND go to sleep. Weekend sex? Go for more when nature allows. Maybe go to sleep. Cuddling mandatory. Now you're just bragging!! One day when I grow up I too will be able to have sex ALL DAY LONGI like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #53 July 21, 2004 I do everything right, both after sex and at other times too.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweep 0 #54 July 21, 2004 QuoteWeekend sex? Go for more when nature allows. Maybe go to sleep. Cuddling mandatory. Surely you mean : Cudldle until I hear the kit up call? Unless - short intake of breath - you're spending the weekend off the dz? Quick Quick impostor in our midst ---- Yay! I'm now a 200 jump wonder.... Still a know-it-all tho.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #55 July 21, 2004 Quote I do everything right, both after sex and at other times too. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Sorry, I just thought that was funny......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #56 July 21, 2004 QuoteNow you're just bragging!! No worries, he'll get (or should I say not get) his. His first child is due soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #57 July 21, 2004 never been privy to that decision... w/o having sex I can't know what I do after sex... Scott Part Five: The Single Hound CXXXIX THE FACE we choose to miss, Be it but for a day- As absent as a hundred years When it has rode away. Emily Dickenson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #58 July 21, 2004 Other, I like to rest up, a little bit of touchy feely and go at it again in about 15 minutes. The second round is so much better, especially if the girl helps get the little man up again with a little lip action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #59 July 21, 2004 QuoteOther, I like to rest up, a little bit of touchy feely and go at it again in about 15 minutes. The second round is so much better, especially if the girl helps get the little man up again with a little lip action. Man you've never had sex before.......what are u talking about.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #60 July 21, 2004 If night sex: finish, pee, fall asleep for a few hours, wake up & go for the longer version till the sun comes up , sleep a bit more & enjoy some morning wood. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #61 July 21, 2004 Cat nap, then round two... Then fall asleep with a boobie in either hand.... Then wake up and yes, take advantage of long-lasting and energetic morning wood... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hippydiver 0 #62 July 21, 2004 I'd have to say cuddle and spoon until round 2 comes about or you both fall asleep. Having a really long tongue also helps in the between time , i like to take care of my lady from head to toe. And not much beats a nice shower together afterwards, possibly going for the next round in there. damn I miss having sex with an intelligent, beautiful girl on a regular basis. ---------- gravity rat formula 109 Team Gonzo and Team Jamaican Me Crazy no bullshit, let's just fly, be safe, and have fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #63 July 21, 2004 Quotedamn I miss having sex with an intelligent, beautiful girl on a regular basis. <-Dating a blonde Law Student... (Save the Reese Witherspoon jokes...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #64 July 21, 2004 QuoteOther...please specify Properly dispose of Kleenex, then pass out. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #65 July 21, 2004 QuoteMan you've never had sex before.......what are u talking about.... SHUT UP Dude, these people don't know that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #66 July 21, 2004 QuoteQuotereplace the batteries.. Forget about wimpy rechargable D cells. They don't last nearly long enough. What you need is a Die Hard and a set of jumper cables! Get one with an 88 engine and a kick starter. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #67 July 21, 2004 QuotePost about it on DZ.com Open the door, let the hooker leave and drive back home __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #68 July 21, 2004 Get the photos developed. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 July 21, 2004 QuoteOpen the door, let the hooker leave and drive back home What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #71 August 31, 2004 Work it up for round #2 baby! Doesn't everyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #72 August 31, 2004 Pee, then a little cuddling is nice, unless it's middle of the day sex, or a quickie somewhere random. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #73 August 31, 2004 i'll admit it. after sex i un-inflate cindy and put her back in her box. then i have a smoke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #74 August 31, 2004 Get up, look around - see if anyone noticed us landing off - field pack and get back for the next load.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #75 August 31, 2004 Punch her in the back of the head and scream "TONY DANZA!!" ... sneaks off to hide.. turtle made me post that.. I feel so dirty now.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
