What do you do right before sex?

[rhino 0]

Say "get in the back of the truck byiatch"

Texas foreplay

[rbrcokflichk 0]

Check the batteries...make sure I have extra...

I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

[Kennedy 0]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Boys, you know you've picked a winner when she knows more obscure stuff about deviant cartoons than you do, and someone else has to post the explenation.

[brody voice] mptis mptis mptis yeah[/voice]

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[Phillbo 11]

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bend over

The best answer yet!!!!

[pash 0]

Discuss price

[Cornholio 0]

Reach out and say "Here, hold my beer."

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[hookitt 1]

Hold cornholio's beer.

[Cornholio 0]

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Hold cornholio's beer.

umm... Sorry bro, I don't swing that way.


Oh you wanna WATCH ??? OK!!

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[hookitt 1]

Just can't hack the humor of that post eh

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[sunshine 2]

Actually, it kinda scared me too timmae....

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[FIREFLYR 0]

Liquor myself up enough to be taken advantage of

"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

[linny 1]

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Let's see...

Go downstairs into the kitchen and fetch some lettuce, catnip, some meat tenderizer and a corkscrew.

I then hit the garage and grab some 10-W40 motor oil, a mechanic's light, a roto rooter and my fishing pole.

On the way upstairs I make sure to swing by my closet and grab my wind sock & leather-studded biohazard suit (had to get that one special-order).

Grab my kazoo out of the nightstand drawer and I'm good to go!

That's fuckin weird dude...

I want to hang out with You..

[Viking 0]

lots and lots of kissing and teasing, hands roaming over her body making her shudder and gasp, arching her back and moaning as my fingers slide over....................oh look something shiny!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[diablopilot 2]

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Lube her up for Greek style??

Nice.

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[diablopilot 2]

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bend over

Nicer!

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[fallman 0]

Try to get room to stop spinning... do a quick check to see if ur friends are looking, stumble into bedroom.

woa....that was cool....

[mr2mk1g 10]

After a close call a couple of years back, I check ID!

You're only how old?

Amazing what a push up bra, lippy and high heal shoes can do....

[Ncrowe 0]

I normally drink between 3-18 beers, depending on how she looks

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

[BGill 0]

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I normally drink between 3-18 beers, depending on how she looks

www.howmanywouldittake.com

[Kennedy 0]

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Too late

Dude, reply to the people you are quoting. I don't want people thinking I wrote something that came from VSG's keyboard.

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[Remster 30]

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Then, I realized that I didn't want for people to think of me in that way... Besides, it wouldn't be correct for every time or even most.

(Also, sometimes, I am too busy adjusting my costume to bend...)

With comments about your costumes, what the heck are we supposed to think about you?

Remster

[happythoughts 0]

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I like the ones that glow in the dark personally.

I'm just fun like that.

Using a good glow-in-the-dark one, we could play the Star Wars light sabre game.

"vvvrrrrrruuuu... some day, you will call meee Master..."

[Kennedy 0]

You're supposed to think that French Maids prefer the top to leaning over the counter.

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[happythoughts 0]

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(Also, sometimes, I am too busy adjusting my costume to bend...)

If you bend over with the flippers on, you could trip and could hurt your ankle...

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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(Also, sometimes, I am too busy adjusting my costume to bend...)

If you bend over with the flippers on, you could trip and could hurt your ankle...