Girlfalldown 0 #1 September 1, 2004 Well now we know what most of you do after sex. So what do you do before sex? Close the car door? Wake up? Beg? Drive to the tenderloin? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 September 1, 2004 phone a couple of people so they can remind me how it works again... scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #3 September 1, 2004 Buy lots of shots Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 September 1, 2004 Dial...1-900-spanker! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #5 September 1, 2004 Sit on my hand... that way when it goes numb.... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #6 September 1, 2004 Wrap it up. Put a raincoat on Ol's Willy then give her the fee And bring out that free spoon.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 September 1, 2004 Don the goggles? j/k Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 September 1, 2004 QuoteSit on my hand... that way when it goes numb.... HA! That was good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billymotox 0 #9 September 1, 2004 Usually I have to go to the ATM billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #10 September 1, 2004 Put a bag over my head... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #11 September 1, 2004 Try to read the expiration date on the condom wrapper in the dark... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 September 1, 2004 Ask "Do you wanna go make out" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 September 1, 2004 QuotePut a bag over my head... We all appreciate that -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 September 1, 2004 Locate the escape routes, and emergency exits. Find out if I'm sitting in an over wing exit row. Read the saftey infor mation card located in the seat back pocket infront of me. Make sure I know to don my mask before that of a child or an adult acting like a child in the event of a loss of cabin pressure. Discover that my seat cusion can be used as a flotation device. That's not weird is it?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 September 1, 2004 QuoteTry to read the expiration date on the condom wrapper in the dark... That's weird. Do all guys use condoms when they're killing kittens? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mathias 0 #16 September 1, 2004 ----- finish the six-pack o' bud-lite........ *BURP* hunny........Ingen minns en fegis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #17 September 1, 2004 QuoteWell now we know what most of you do after sex. So what do you do before sex? I put on my robe and wizard hat Muhahaha.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #18 September 1, 2004 Quote That's weird. Do all guys use condoms when they're killing kittens? Saves on Kleenex.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #19 September 1, 2004 Quote I put on my robe and wizard hat Muhahaha.. Oooh kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 September 1, 2004 Travel thousands of miles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #21 September 1, 2004 QuoteWell now we know what most of you do after sex. So what do you do before sex? Close the car door? Wake up? Beg? Drive to the tenderloin? Close the inflation valve?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #22 September 1, 2004 QuoteTravel thousands of miles. Things that come from far away are good Say it ain't so! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #23 September 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteTry to read the expiration date on the condom wrapper in the dark... That's weird. Do all guys use condoms when they're killing kittens? That's only temporary. Hopefully there will be another girl along directly, though this is the longest I've been free (little more than 2 weeks) in a couple of years so I'm enjoying it while it lasts. Oh. Why would you check the expiration date if you were killing kittens anyway? Hehhe. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 September 1, 2004 Have the signed consent form notarized. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
