wingnut 0 #26 August 26, 2004 QuoteSo what is the best/worst/most creative pick up line you have ever given or received. was in a bar in colorado springs and my friend that i was hanging out with left to take a friend home so i wasleft all alone atthe bar ... well the girl on the other side of him started talking to me and soon we were flirting with eachother pretty good... and then she says it..... "i'm gona be wear that shirt sometime soon"... ended up bying each other drinks all night until they turned on the ugly lights and it ws time to go home.. thing was well she didn't lok any diffrent with the lights up. (she looked great).. first and only time i've ever had a girl take me home with her....... ah the memories.......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #27 August 26, 2004 Quote"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Classic. BWHAHAHAHA! :)-- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #28 August 26, 2004 QuoteGo playfully hit on your manifesters this weekend... It will make her (or him) laugh I do - but I don't think she takes me seriously. My sweetie's got lots of 'lines' he uses on me - and some of them work - but the first was something along the lines of "hey - you wanna do some coach jumps this weekend." "Wanna go make out?" is a good one. Think I'll use that one right NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 August 26, 2004 Quote"Hey Aren't you Sunshine from Dropzone.com ? -------------------------------------------------------------- Ummm, That one dont always work so good. Hehe. I'll make it up to ya at the AOT boogie if you're there. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeepman222 0 #30 August 26, 2004 here is mine are you married? girl: yes / no you fool around? girl: no wanna start? if she says yes to fool around go home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #31 August 26, 2004 "Hey, how about getting married?" She said yes. We had never dated, kissed, etc... ever before. Was married to her for 5 years... (Mental note: never use that line EVER AGAIN) "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #32 August 26, 2004 Do you have any Afrikaans in you? Would you like some? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plummets 0 #33 August 26, 2004 QuoteSo what is the best/worst/most creative pick up line you have ever given "You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you !" Haven't found it to work yet but it's good fun trying "Life is a bowl of deadly nightshade, stay way way out on the rim brother" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 August 26, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo what is the best/worst/most creative pick up line you have ever given "You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you !" Haven't found it to work yet but it's good fun trying I used to know a guy who used that line with great success, Man I would not dream of trying that out I get slapped for thinking shit like thatYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #35 August 26, 2004 The one that worked for me was, "I just invited Chris (his ex) to the dropzone!!!!" It worked like a charm!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #36 August 26, 2004 OK Here is my favorite one to use but be warned it's copywrited. And any violations will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. "So... Ever been with a man you could climb before?" OK so half the girls on here have already heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #37 August 26, 2004 Several people of both genders have endorsed the "wanna go make out" approach. My intuition is that it wouldn't be very effective, but my intuition has not served me very well lately. So... is this BS or what? I guess maybe success is measured by getting her to smile, rather than getting her to literally make out. Or not... I dunno. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #38 August 26, 2004 QuoteOK Here is my favorite one to use but be warned it's copywrited. And any violations will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. "So... Ever been with a man you could climb before?" OK so half the girls on here have already heard it. I heard THAT one in Eloy! ...cracked me up too because whenever would a girl who's 5'10" hear a line like THAT?! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #39 August 26, 2004 Quote"So... Ever been with a man you could climb before?" Exactly why I didn't climb TallGuy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #40 August 26, 2004 QuoteQuote"So... Ever been with a man you could climb before?" Exactly why I didn't climb TallGuy One of these days I'll stop calling you out. But not today. Your own answer to your own question may be found here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #41 August 31, 2004 The funniest line I've ever seen actually work was: "Wanna?" Granted, it was 4am at the Phi Delt house, but it worked! Don't give piggyback rides after 9 Coronas, ---Nover Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 August 31, 2004 Quote"By the way...did I happen to mention...I'm a pilot?" Bwahhhhhhhh How do you know a guy's a pilot? Don't worry he'll tell you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind_Jumper 0 #43 August 31, 2004 quick short story...after losing my goggles and glasses skydiving, friend took me to get some new glasses...(I can only see color without my glasses) he walked me into about 4 girls...at first they were upset, then my friend told them I couldn't see...I got 2 phone #s but couldn't tell you if they looked good or not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
