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skybytch

Can we talk about sex now?

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Are you trying to corrupt the purity of the skydivers we have here?



No, not at all. I'm sure we can talk about sex without driving anyone to actually getting some if they shouldn't. After all, one or more of our mothers may be reading these posts.

Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I miss... :ph34r:

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Speaking of sex, a friend of mine down in Titusville was telling me just before Charley bore down on Florida and he had to get out the shutters -

"And the day started off so good too, I got a blow job this morning... and now THIS blow job comes in!"

:D

Blue Skies
Billy
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Cool, but I need a spending account for "testing" from the campain fund.

How about bumper stickers that read "Kinky is better! Bytch/Diablo 05'"

Buttons that read: "I'll trade Votes for Spanks"

Campain lawn signs that read "Tied up? Vote for Bytch/Diablo and you will be!"

About that testing, I'll need a no limit credit card and a couple weeks at some tropical island resorts.........
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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you've got a lot of money to raise boy!



Oh and I think I should do the bulk of the testing. After all I am the VICE-president, you're just the president (whatever they do).
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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After all I am the VICE-president, you're just the president (whatever they do).



The president tells the vice president to do all the crappy jobs that really suck. That's what the president does.

btw, I prefer my men like my coffee - creamy, rich and not too sweet. :D

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