cocheese 0 #26 August 25, 2004 I love vaginas.The beginning of life and the persuit of happiness all starts with a vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soilman 0 #27 August 25, 2004 "My opinion is.... sex is a good thing." Not if your job requires that you have sex 30 times a day 6 days a week. It starts to get very tiresome, very soon.____________________________________ Animal husbandry may not be necessary. We can maintain soil quality, for plant husbandry, with green manures and cover crops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #28 August 26, 2004 can i be secretary of the space program.... i wana go boldy where no man has gone before.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #29 August 26, 2004 QuoteMy opinion is.... sex is a good thing. sex with who??? it's all dependent upon the active participants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #30 August 26, 2004 QuoteI'm sure we can talk about sex without driving anyone to actually getting some if they shouldn't. After all, one or more of our mothers may be reading these posts. Yeah, Clinton was here the other day. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 August 26, 2004 QuoteNot if your job requires that you have sex 30 times a day 6 days a week. It starts to get very tiresome, very soon. Even porn stars bitch about their jobs. Well....if you need a stand in now and again........I can get some time off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #32 August 26, 2004 QuoteEven porn stars bitch about their jobs. Well....if you need a stand in now and again........I can get some time off. A stunt cock? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 August 26, 2004 QuoteA stunt cock? As long as the fluff girls are hot........and skilled..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #34 August 26, 2004 Quotebtw, I prefer my men like my coffee - creamy, rich and not too sweet. Better than "...ground-up and in the freezer" I guess. I prefer black and bitter myself. Speaking of... I should go use my new espresso maker....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #35 August 26, 2004 That stands for: Someone Else's EXtacy Right? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #36 August 26, 2004 I have been on line for awhile and don't know how I missed this thread... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #37 August 26, 2004 QuoteMy opinion is.... sex is a good thing. As long as it involves whips and chains... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 August 26, 2004 Quotes long as it involves whips and chains... I prefer silk scarves and a riding crop... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #39 August 26, 2004 QuoteQuotes long as it involves whips and chains... I prefer silk scarves and a riding crop... Sissy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schwede 0 #40 August 26, 2004 Of course SEX is good... But why havent this been accepted instead of all the religions we have, tearing the world apart since more then 2000 years... More sex to the people and less religion....Schwede "Das Leben ist schön, nicht immer aber immer öfter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 August 26, 2004 QuoteSissy. You wanna fight? (In a pool full of green jello...) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #42 August 26, 2004 Quote You wanna fight? (In a pool full of green jello...) I'll shoot video.... I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #43 August 26, 2004 QuoteMy opinion is.... sex is a good thing. I think we should discuss this in person.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #44 August 26, 2004 QuoteYou wanna fight? (In a pool full of green jello...) Sure. I thought you'd never ask! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #45 August 26, 2004 QuoteCool, but I need a spending account for "testing" from the campain fund. How about bumper stickers that read "Kinky is better! Bytch/Diablo 05'" Buttons that read: "I'll trade Votes for Spanks" Campain lawn signs that read "Tied up? Vote for Bytch/Diablo and you will be!" About that testing, I'll need a no limit credit card and a couple weeks at some tropical island resorts......... I like this campaign...... ...... ~R+R...Considered it endorsed by the Kinkmaster......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #46 August 27, 2004 Sex is a great topic. I like talking Sexy talk (pssst, but you must refrain in public places, with strangers, or swingers in public places.) Let me introduce myself. My name is Chico, and yes, I AM THE MAN. Excuse me while I put my clothes back on. Here, sit down, we shall talk. It’s not polite to talk when eating at the dinner table, or when you’re having sex. Unless you are one in 4 billion and can understand garbled, slurping sounds, bravo! Instead, they must hear grunting, moaning, or special talking, yes, talking Sexy talk. The two things you should never do in bed are point and laugh. Self-service, masturbation, solo flights are good too, as Woody Allen has said; “Masturbation is having sex with someone you love.” Just keep it to yourself, if that’s your thing. No wonder his name is Woody. Maybe, that should be my name too! But when you have a good thing going, it’s better to share. Generosity during sex is a good thing. It’s better to give then to receive. Years ago I concocted a diabolical sexual device, the likes of which have never been seen before (or since.) Fear of federal prosecution forbids me from revealing the genius behind my creation so I shall talk loosely about it. It was for the ladies (as it always should be.) I see no one is looking so I’ll tell you this, it was a multi-headed dildo I called “The Crowd Pleaser.” When the word got out (and girls did it!) the FBI knocked at my door. As I waded through the orgy (I was having so much fun I didn’t know who to thank,) and opened the door, Federal Agents accosted me. In a moment, I will return to the story, so I will tell you that I, Chico, believe cleanliness is godliness in sex. The body must be worshipped in its purest state—freshly cleaned and well groomed. Sex in the dark is like playing Twister with clothes. F**k the game! You know what you want. You know it. But you can’t get it. You can’t get it can you? You can’t get what you want… cause someone turned out the f**king lights! Lights must be on. To avoid mistakes. One time I make love to this beautiful senorita, in the dark. Suddenly she starts calling out someone’s name. I did not know whose name she called out. I was having too much fun to concentrate on conversation. Then, I saw a white flash and woke up naked in a dank alley without my senorita. So, my lesson to you, lights on, when you get your freak on. When the FBI agents pulled me outside, they wanted to have their way with me. I said, “Wait! I am Chico, and, I AM THE MAN! I shall tell you whatever you want, but later, we shall have FUN!” Fortunately, we did, but more fortunate for me, the group was of mixed gender, and fortunately, I outlasted them all, and made my speedboat getaway like a phantom in the night! As I limped out the door, I could not get the image out of my head of that sexy Cocker Spaniel that showed up at the door in the middle of the night. It was crazy. I return… With the warm tropical wind in my face, winding through the waters of the Florida Keys on my Cigarette boat, I felt the need to pee. But I could not! I was wearing women’s clothes!#$%^! At that moment I could feel my nipples breathing. My bra was too big! But it felt so good I let go. I felt good. Hhmm, I feel very good. Chico, I say to myself, what are you doing! Sorry, the story--It had been a long night of many half moons, vertical smiles and torturous tongue-lashings. I don’t know how I survived! As the sun peaked over the horizon, I could only imagine the new adventures that lie ahead, because I am Chico, AND I AM THE MAN! The following sexual satire was for entertainment purposes only. Any relationship to actual events or persons are purely coincidently and unintentional. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
