FrogNog 1 #1 August 24, 2004 This doesn't belong in Safety&Training because I don't want it to really be about learning, more about complaining. I will start: See Dick jump a Stiletto at 1.7 lbs/sf at 95 jumps. See Dick hook into the ground. Don't be a Dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 August 24, 2004 See Dick sell his Stilleto to a newbie with 95 jumps. See Dick try to explain to newbies parents why newbie is dead. Don't be a Dick...Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #3 August 24, 2004 See Dick jump with his mate Bill and land with only 1 open parachute See Dick and Bill think what they did was sooo cool See Dick and Bill fight about how the jump should be called See how Mister Dick lost Do't be a Dickscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 August 24, 2004 See Dick strap a camera to his head at 20 jumps. See Dick getting his neck broken by lines on a fast opening. Don't be a Dick. See Dick trying to learn head down at 50 jumps from another newbie. See Dick track into others' airspace. See Dick collide with and kill another jumper, along with himself. Don't be a Dick. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #5 August 24, 2004 See Dick get on a 60-way at a boogie with 75 jumps because he flies just fine when things go well See the big-way funnel and Dick not track real well don't be a Dick Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 August 24, 2004 See Dick wear his sunglasses on a sunset jump See Dick pull a 180 trying to swoop See Dick get distracted and forget to flare on time See dick hit knee first and get really really really really lucky and not seriously hurt anything. Dont be a Dick.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 August 25, 2004 See Dick turn off his cypress and intentionally pull low thinking it's "FUN." See Dick snivell down to 400 feet. See Dick have a mallfunction with no time to cutaway. See Dick..... Don't be a dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 August 25, 2004 QuoteSee Dick wear his sunglasses on a sunset jump See Dick pull a 180 trying to swoop See Dick get distracted and forget to flare on time See dick hit knee first and get really really really really lucky and not seriously hurt anything. Dont be a Dick. Don't be so hard on yourself, Turtle. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickMcMahon 0 #9 August 25, 2004 Hey! It's "cool" to be a "Dick"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #10 August 25, 2004 See Dick downsize even though he's not even standing up his landings See Dick think that a proper flare is a swoop See Dick think he's hot shit for defining the term "toggle whippin yahoo" See Dick try to do CRW on final approach with someone, without telling them See Dick nearly get his ass kicked by Kenn Jack for nearly killing him Don't be a Dick. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
