watchdog2 0 #1 August 8, 2004 HEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 August 8, 2004 look at ANYONE. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #3 August 8, 2004 Was standing in line to buy pizza at this joint one day and there were too young girls in front of me chatting. One of the girls was complaining to the other girl how her boyfriend only drives a Mustang and she didn't like being seen in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 August 8, 2004 Brings hairspray & an iron on a BACKPACKING trip! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 August 8, 2004 QuoteWas standing in line to buy pizza at this joint one day and there were too young girls in front of me chatting. One of the girls was complaining to the other girl how her boyfriend only drives a Mustang and she didn't like being seen in it. That's nothing, one day I was riding the subway in NYC coming back home and this chick was telling her friend that she only goes out with guys who makes 50K or more because "she's used to certain treatment", you should see the faces on the guys around her. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #6 August 8, 2004 Remember that no matter how good-looking she is, some guy, somewhere is sick of her shit. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #7 August 8, 2004 Sounds like a Future contestant on one of those marry a millionaire shows. If all they want is money that is all they are liable to get. re: markharju Amen brother _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #8 August 8, 2004 QuoteRemember that no matter how good-looking she is, some guy, somewhere is sick of her shit. That has to be one of the most profound things I've read on these boards in a long, long time. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #9 August 8, 2004 I can do that in one word... Inflexible Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #10 August 8, 2004 Do you mean that as in flexible or flexible... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #11 August 8, 2004 ...precisely; but don't try playing angel with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #12 August 8, 2004 QuoteHEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Any woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #13 August 8, 2004 QuoteRemember that no matter how good-looking she is, some guy, somewhere is sick of her shit. Hit the nail on the head..........Exactly what I'm feelin! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #14 August 9, 2004 Quote...precisely; but don't try playing angel with me. Either way....flexibility is a good thing.... no angel~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #15 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Any woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. We love you too, Michael. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrumpySmurf 0 #16 August 9, 2004 One who starts by borrowing the Porsche, and within 2 weeks starts refering to it as 'her' car.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #17 August 9, 2004 QuoteWe love you too, Michael. Sounds like some of these guys are ready to start playing for Keiths team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #18 August 9, 2004 QuoteAny woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. Quote The way I ended arguments with an extremely HIGH maintenance woman I dated years ago... I would listen quietly until the yapping slowed, look her in the eyes and say~ "...And THAT your honor, is why I killed her!" Seemed to end most of the bitching...at least for a while anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #19 August 9, 2004 Quote Sounds like some of these guys are ready to start playing for Keiths team Like MEN are any less work!! hahahaa!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #20 August 9, 2004 Quote Like MEN are any less work!! hahahaa!!!! Alright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #21 August 9, 2004 QuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? Quote Bill Clinton? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #22 August 9, 2004 QuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? I would say its bitching about the rules they set up in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mjosparky 4 #23 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteHEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Any woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. We love you too, Michael. ltdiver My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Damion 0 #24 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? I would say its bitching about the rules they set up in the first place. damn right!!!! :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcrocker 0 #25 August 9, 2004 My ex-wife. She would call me in the middle of day while I was at work and ask me to come home. When I told her I couldn't come home she said I didn't love her if I wouldn't drop everything to be with her. I can't believe I wasted 7 years of my life with that bee-otch I'm in a MUCH better place now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Lindsey 0 #14 August 9, 2004 Quote...precisely; but don't try playing angel with me. Either way....flexibility is a good thing.... no angel~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #15 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Any woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. We love you too, Michael. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #16 August 9, 2004 One who starts by borrowing the Porsche, and within 2 weeks starts refering to it as 'her' car.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 August 9, 2004 QuoteWe love you too, Michael. Sounds like some of these guys are ready to start playing for Keiths team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 August 9, 2004 QuoteAny woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. Quote The way I ended arguments with an extremely HIGH maintenance woman I dated years ago... I would listen quietly until the yapping slowed, look her in the eyes and say~ "...And THAT your honor, is why I killed her!" Seemed to end most of the bitching...at least for a while anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #19 August 9, 2004 Quote Sounds like some of these guys are ready to start playing for Keiths team Like MEN are any less work!! hahahaa!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #20 August 9, 2004 Quote Like MEN are any less work!! hahahaa!!!! Alright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 August 9, 2004 QuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? Quote Bill Clinton? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 August 9, 2004 QuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? I would say its bitching about the rules they set up in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #23 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteHEY give me some examples of a high maintenance woman.... Any woman beteen the ages of 12 and 112 that is still breathing. We love you too, Michael. ltdiver My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #24 August 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteAlright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman? I would say its bitching about the rules they set up in the first place. damn right!!!! :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #25 August 9, 2004 My ex-wife. She would call me in the middle of day while I was at work and ask me to come home. When I told her I couldn't come home she said I didn't love her if I wouldn't drop everything to be with her. I can't believe I wasted 7 years of my life with that bee-otch I'm in a MUCH better place now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
