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she only goes out with guys who makes 50K or more because "she's used to certain treatment", you should see the faces on the guys around her.



This cracks me up. Back when I met the absolute love of my life, he didn't make sh!t. But as far as "being used to a certain treatment" he surpassed anything I could have hoped for. Money doesn't make the man, his heart does.

I say, let the stupid girl go for the benjamins if that's all she cares about, b/c that's about all she'll end up with; all the shoes she wants and no-one to really love or spend time with her. :P
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she only goes out with guys who makes 50K or more because "she's used to certain treatment", you should see the faces on the guys around her.



This cracks me up. Back when I met the absolute love of my life, he didn't make sh!t. But as far as "being used to a certain treatment" he surpassed anything I could have hoped for. Money doesn't make the man, his heart does.

I say, let the stupid girl go for the benjamins if that's all she cares about, b/c that's about all she'll end up with; all the shoes she wants and no-one to really love or spend time with her. :P



Well if she has alot of money - she could buy her self a cabanna boy - right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Some first hand examples:

- You agree to take a trip to the Bahamas and split the cost. On the first day she blows ALL of her money in a casino, so you have to foot the bill for the entire trip.

- When you are on a date, you can't drive past a mall without her insisting that you stop so she can "do some quick shopping". You then spend the next two hours bored out of your mind while she tries on clothes.

- She complains that you "aren't spending enough money on her". She knows that you are unemployed at the time.

- It always takes a minimum of an hour and a half for her to get ready to go anywhere. You finally figure out that in order to arrive on time for a dinner reservation, movie, etc, you must lie to her about what time it starts in order to trick her into being ready on time.

(Above examples are from two different ex's)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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High maintenance women? What are those?

ok, ok, so I won't go to the dz without any makeup, but other than that I think I'm low-maintenance...
wait a sec, the guy I date has to have a nice rig...
that's not being high maintenance though, that's called having standards! :D:D:D
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Excuse me........do I look high maintenance?



That all depends.

see - if you make us work for more than 2 or three hours in bed - that is high maintenance too.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Excuse me........do I look high maintenance?



That all depends.

see - if you make us work for more than 2 or three hours in bed - that is high maintenance too.



No. Your priorities are misguided. If she's got you working more than 2-3 hours in bed, she's saving you money because you can cancel your gym membership and redirect those monies to buying more jumps!
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if you make us work for more than 2 or three hours in bed - that is high maintenance too.



Well heck turtle even an egg takes 3 minutes!:P
If that is your criteria...then okay I am high maintenance:)
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Oh wait I thought you were talking frequency...okay yup definetly:o








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No. Your priorities are misguided. If she's got you working more than 2-3 hours in bed, she's saving you money because you can cancel your gym membership and redirect those monies to buying more jumps!



Ya know, I love the way Michael thinks.

BB, I'm with you. I'm no egg, and if it only last three minutes, then don't bother coming back for more:P
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No. Your priorities are misguided. If she's got you working more than 2-3 hours in bed, she's saving you money because you can cancel your gym membership and redirect those monies to buying more jumps!



Ya know, I love the way Michael thinks.

BB, I'm with you. I'm no egg, and if it only last three minutes, then don't bother coming back for more:P



Hows a guy supposed to control himself while in bed with a hot skychick though?

Well - I guess there could be one less kitten in the world before getting started -

Ok okokokok - so I answered my own question.:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Alright. So what's the male version of the high maintenance woman?



one who stands in front of the fridge with the door open and shouts "Honey, where's the Milk?">:(

one who only wears a "certain" type of 'expensive' jeans because they feel better than cheap ones.:S

Oh yeah, and the one who doesn't want YOU to go out and have fun because he doesn't feel like going with!:(

just off the top of my head!

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Excuse me........do I look high maintenance?



That all depends.

see - if you make us work for more than 2 or three hours in bed - that is high maintenance too.



no...that's Good sex. What's high maintenance about THAT? 'Specially at Christmas time? YOU ever tried wearing some lacy little thing and wearing heels and horns and trying to snap a whip without breaking an ankle--for 46 seconds of lovin'? (wait, don't answer that) So there!~~April


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