cruzlite 0 #1 August 23, 2004 Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject. A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you climb, the less there is of it. Gravity is a myth. The earth just sucks. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Middle age is when your back goes out more than you do! We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Where there is a will, I want to be in it. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
