Shell666 0 #1 August 20, 2004 An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat!!" 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 August 20, 2004 Very funny __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #3 August 20, 2004 QuoteVery funny It's been over a year ... cut me some slack buddy! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 August 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteVery funny It's been over a year ... cut me some slack buddy! 'Shell Ok...how about this one __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 August 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteVery funny It's been over a year ... cut me some slack buddy! 'Shell Ok...how about this one God you have too much time on your hands ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 August 20, 2004 QuoteGod you have too much time on your hands ... I have no life __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 20, 2004 NiceI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
