Whats the dumbest-looking thing you've done while checking soemeone out?

[Harksaw 0]

A while back I was filling up a cup of Coke at a dining hall, this redhead walks by, and while distracted the cup overflows and gets on me.

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I started skydiving for the money and the chicks. Oh, wait.

[gordy 0]

Nearly crashed my car....on several occasions

[ryoder 1,590]

Back in the "hot-pants", (i.e. itty-bitty shorts), era, my buddy was checking out a babe on the sidewalk and ran Dad's VW Beetle into a pickup truck. The truck got a scratched bumper; The Beetle got a whole new hood. The fact that my buddy was a minister's son, and very religious himself, only made it even funnier for me.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[lovelife22 0]

I was at the gym on my way to the treadmill, while drinking water I looked up and noticed this guy that I have a crush on (not to mention I work w/him!!), he took me off guard and as I was trying to act cool calm and collected, I proceeded to try and drink my water while walking then to choke on my water spitting it out on the floor. Beatutiful, graceful and very sexy move might I add!!! I got his attention though!!

[chaoskitty 0]

You should have passed out so he could give you CPR!

[lovelife22 0]

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You should have passed out so he could give you CPR!

Now that would have been the ideal plan!! Dammit, where were you then? just kidding!!

[Remster 30]

I've heard of a guy you ran into a wall while checking out a woman breastfeeding

Remster

[kingbunky 3]

i was just going to point people at that post when i saw the title of this one!

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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[PLFXpert 0]

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Beatutiful, graceful and very sexy move might I add!!! I got his attention though!!

Ha ha ha! Perfect. I've discovered most guys actually find these mishaps very charming. I think it's something about seeing a women who looks like she has it all together, and then trips or drops her glass, or whatever. Men, they're so easy to figure out

I know of one accident I caused. I literally watched the guy staring over at me and crash into the car in front of him stopped at the light. Looking back, I probably shouldn't have been laughing so hard, b/c I'm sure he already felt bad. Now I have blacked-out windows; mostly so people can stop laughing at me though; I am a BIG TIME sing-a-long-to-the-radio girl

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[Cornholio 0]

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Nearly crashed my car....on several occasions

I DID crash my car.

Checking out some chicks to the left of me in a car and turned around to see a semi stopped. I smacked him...almost totalled the front end of my pickup truck.

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[cloudynot 0]

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I've heard of a guy

hmmmmmmm was that you

Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable

[kingbunky 3]

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I've heard of a guy

hmmmmmmm was that you

noe, it was me

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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killing threads since 2001

[cloudynot 0]

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I've heard of a guy

hmmmmmmm was that you

noe, it was me

LOL.......thats hilarious

Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable

[skydiverbc 0]

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Nearly crashed my car....on several occasions

was that you lookin at me?.....

[Jumpervint 0]

Watching this woman walk up the street - didn't notice the car in front of me stop. Totaled my car (it was old - too much $ to make it worth fixing.) Had to go home and tell my wife how it happened.

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[cloudynot 0]

For me it was a guy I was waitressing and I ran into a pole boy was that painful and embarrassing.

Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable

[Dougiefresh 0]

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I ran into a pole boy

LOL!

I bet it was embarrasing. Now the real question is wtf is a pole boy? Suggestions?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[dippymoo 0]

ha ha ha i thought you meant giving someone a gear check (i must be obessed!? and for me it was groping the guy i was giving a check to while looking at his leg straps!

[Lainey 0]

i've walked straight into a wall staring at someone before... one of those moments that you just never forget, i think about it now and still cringe/laugh.

And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need
'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie

[LivingLegend 0]

***Ha ha ha! Perfect. I've discovered most guys actually find these mishaps very charming. I think it's something about seeing a women who looks like she has it all together, and then trips or drops her glass, or whatever. Men, they're so easy to figure out[\quote]

You're right, a woman coming onto a man is very attractive - For me its because they gotta be ballsy and have their shit together to do it which is really kewl.
Also, god damn do we get sick and tired of having to do all the chasing while the wimin get to take the moral high ground!!
So more equality please ladies.

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[Remster 30]

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Now the real question is wtf is a pole boy?

Maybe it was gay strip club underconstruction where the poles werent yet secured to the floor/ceiling, and they have guys holding on to them?

Or maybe it was a polish bar?

Remster

[Newbie 0]

Hopping off the bus, i was looking to the right to get a better view of this girl, put one leg either side of a road sign pole as i was walking and let my head make contact with the middle, just as i pulled up alongside her.

Talk about wanting the ground to open and swallow you up

"Skydiving is a door"
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You're right, a woman coming onto a man is very attractive - For me its because they gotta be ballsy and have their shit together to do it which is really kewl.
Also, god damn do we get sick and tired of having to do all the chasing while the wimin get to take the moral high ground!!
So more equality please ladies.

He will argue with me on this, but I still stand by my claim that it was ME who first hit on my boy-toy, four years ago. I heard his sexy, surfer-style voice on another AFF jumper's video. But, really what caught my attention was how funny he was on the video, even though I never saw him since he was behind the camera. I simply had to meet him. I played the Jessica Simpson card and pretended not to know how to pack my parachute, even though I had just learned. I needed to practice anyways. It worked out well, b/c I've never packed my own chute since; he does that for me But, I do things for him, later

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[Remster 30]

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I've never packed my own chute since; he does that for me

Whipped like the familly pig!

Remster

[PLFXpert 0]

I think he looks at it as an *investment* for a BIG return later

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.