Harksaw 0 #1 August 11, 2004 A while back I was filling up a cup of Coke at a dining hall, this redhead walks by, and while distracted the cup overflows and gets on me.__________________________________________________ I started skydiving for the money and the chicks. Oh, wait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #2 August 11, 2004 Nearly crashed my car....on several occasions Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 August 11, 2004 Back in the "hot-pants", (i.e. itty-bitty shorts), era, my buddy was checking out a babe on the sidewalk and ran Dad's VW Beetle into a pickup truck. The truck got a scratched bumper; The Beetle got a whole new hood. The fact that my buddy was a minister's son, and very religious himself, only made it even funnier for me."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #4 August 11, 2004 I was at the gym on my way to the treadmill, while drinking water I looked up and noticed this guy that I have a crush on (not to mention I work w/him!!), he took me off guard and as I was trying to act cool calm and collected, I proceeded to try and drink my water while walking then to choke on my water spitting it out on the floor. Beatutiful, graceful and very sexy move might I add!!! I got his attention though!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 August 11, 2004 You should have passed out so he could give you CPR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #6 August 11, 2004 QuoteYou should have passed out so he could give you CPR! Now that would have been the ideal plan!! Dammit, where were you then? just kidding!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 August 11, 2004 I've heard of a guy you ran into a wall while checking out a woman breastfeeding Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #8 August 11, 2004 i was just going to point people at that post when i saw the title of this one! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 August 11, 2004 QuoteBeatutiful, graceful and very sexy move might I add!!! I got his attention though!! Ha ha ha! Perfect. I've discovered most guys actually find these mishaps very charming. I think it's something about seeing a women who looks like she has it all together, and then trips or drops her glass, or whatever. Men, they're so easy to figure out I know of one accident I caused. I literally watched the guy staring over at me and crash into the car in front of him stopped at the light. Looking back, I probably shouldn't have been laughing so hard, b/c I'm sure he already felt bad. Now I have blacked-out windows; mostly so people can stop laughing at me though; I am a BIG TIME sing-a-long-to-the-radio girlPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #10 August 11, 2004 QuoteNearly crashed my car....on several occasions I DID crash my car. Checking out some chicks to the left of me in a car and turned around to see a semi stopped. I smacked him...almost totalled the front end of my pickup truck. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudynot 0 #11 August 11, 2004 QuoteI've heard of a guy hmmmmmmm was that you Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #12 August 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteI've heard of a guy hmmmmmmm was that you noe, it was me"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudynot 0 #13 August 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI've heard of a guy hmmmmmmm was that you noe, it was me LOL.......thats hilarious Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #14 August 11, 2004 QuoteNearly crashed my car....on several occasions was that you lookin at me?..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpervint 0 #15 August 11, 2004 Watching this woman walk up the street - didn't notice the car in front of me stop. Totaled my car (it was old - too much $ to make it worth fixing.) Had to go home and tell my wife how it happened. Vint. . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudynot 0 #16 August 11, 2004 For me it was a guy I was waitressing and I ran into a pole boy was that painful and embarrassing. Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #17 August 12, 2004 QuoteI ran into a pole boy LOL! I bet it was embarrasing. Now the real question is wtf is a pole boy? Suggestions?Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dippymoo 0 #18 August 12, 2004 ha ha ha i thought you meant giving someone a gear check (i must be obessed!? and for me it was groping the guy i was giving a check to while looking at his leg straps! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lainey 0 #19 August 12, 2004 i've walked straight into a wall staring at someone before... one of those moments that you just never forget, i think about it now and still cringe/laugh. And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #20 August 12, 2004 ***Ha ha ha! Perfect. I've discovered most guys actually find these mishaps very charming. I think it's something about seeing a women who looks like she has it all together, and then trips or drops her glass, or whatever. Men, they're so easy to figure out[\quote] You're right, a woman coming onto a man is very attractive - For me its because they gotta be ballsy and have their shit together to do it which is really kewl. Also, god damn do we get sick and tired of having to do all the chasing while the wimin get to take the moral high ground!! So more equality please ladies. ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 August 12, 2004 QuoteNow the real question is wtf is a pole boy? Maybe it was gay strip club underconstruction where the poles werent yet secured to the floor/ceiling, and they have guys holding on to them? Or maybe it was a polish bar? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newbie 0 #22 August 12, 2004 Hopping off the bus, i was looking to the right to get a better view of this girl, put one leg either side of a road sign pole as i was walking and let my head make contact with the middle, just as i pulled up alongside her. Talk about wanting the ground to open and swallow you up "Skydiving is a door" Happythoughts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 August 12, 2004 QuoteYou're right, a woman coming onto a man is very attractive - For me its because they gotta be ballsy and have their shit together to do it which is really kewl. Also, god damn do we get sick and tired of having to do all the chasing while the wimin get to take the moral high ground!! So more equality please ladies. He will argue with me on this, but I still stand by my claim that it was ME who first hit on my boy-toy, four years ago. I heard his sexy, surfer-style voice on another AFF jumper's video. But, really what caught my attention was how funny he was on the video, even though I never saw him since he was behind the camera. I simply had to meet him. I played the Jessica Simpson card and pretended not to know how to pack my parachute, even though I had just learned. I needed to practice anyways. It worked out well, b/c I've never packed my own chute since; he does that for me But, I do things for him, laterPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 August 12, 2004 QuoteI've never packed my own chute since; he does that for me Whipped like the familly pig! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 August 12, 2004 I think he looks at it as an *investment* for a BIG return laterPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites