kelel01 1 #26 August 5, 2004 I would spank you, but I'm afraid your shell would hurt my hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 August 5, 2004 There are good hurts and there are bad hurts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLF 0 #28 August 5, 2004 A Kentucky Fried Chicken location in New York is having a special on what they are calling the "Bucket of Hillary"-- two small breasts, two large thighs and a bunch of left wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #29 August 5, 2004 Mmmmm . . . Kentucky Fried Chicken. *drool* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 August 5, 2004 Someone here on at least one of these threads said, "I like Chicken." I'm thinking - Popeye's Chicken for dinn dinnI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #31 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI've got a snake man!!!!! How tall is he? and what are his special powers? Back off Turtle.... I call first dibs on the "Snake-man"!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #32 August 5, 2004 Your mother drinks her bathwater! The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #33 August 5, 2004 Quit yer bitchin' BOY!!! Or i'll have to kick your redneck ass when i get there on the 14th Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #34 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuit yer bitchin' BOY!!! Or i'll have to kick your redneck ass when i get there on the 14th Get video.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #35 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuit yer bitchin' BOY!!! Or i'll have to kick your redneck ass when i get there on the 14th Get video.. NO PROBLEM! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuit yer bitchin' BOY!!! Or i'll have to kick your redneck ass when i get there on the 14th Get video.. NO PROBLEM! Tsk Tsk Tsk Settin' yourself up for a big ol' whoopin' - Aggie Style!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #37 August 6, 2004 Quotebig ol' whoopin' - Aggie Style! I seriously doubt Brains just shit himself out of fear. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #38 August 6, 2004 Quote Everyone is too serious. I am afraid. Sad, really. *Sigh* ... yup, yup, yup..._______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 August 6, 2004 QuoteQuote Everyone is too serious. I am afraid. Sad, really. *Sigh* ... yup, yup, yup... WOW - nice mis-quote. Should that be left to speakers corner?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #40 August 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote Everyone is too serious. I am afraid. Sad, really. *Sigh* ... yup, yup, yup... WOW - nice mis-quote. Should that be left to speakers corner? I dunno... You're being a little too serious for me... I can't understand what you are saying. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #41 August 6, 2004 Be patient my little grasshopper. When winter comes around in Texas the bonefires will be roaring with laughter at night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #42 August 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteTurtle! Quit jerking off and get back in your own thread! Kelly Don't yell at him... he'll have to start all over! Yelling is so distracting to concentration. That and pets. I hate when pets are watching me and a SO. They seem like they have the blase expressions of those Olympic diving judges. I expect one to pull a little numbered card out of a furry little pocket and yell "4.5". Especially cats. It's like they can stare at you for the whole time you're having sex and not blink. Who can not blink for 8 minutes straight? Little judgemental, non-blinking, fur-bearing voyeurs. That's what they are. Hit 'em with the phone charger and I'll bet they blink. Anyway... errr... what the heck is he doing now? 1) There's nothing like a teddy bear to put a man off his stroke... ladies, if you have them, please move them off the bed. 2) Pets are not allowed in the bedroom... you try having your feet licked by a dog and not laughing - it ruins the moment. Really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #43 August 6, 2004 QuoteA Kentucky Fried Chicken location in New York is having a special on what they are calling the "Bucket of Hillary"-- two small breasts, two large thighs and a bunch of left wings. . . . . . and when yor done, all you have left is a greasy box. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #44 August 6, 2004 So you can finally use that line in truth now I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #45 August 6, 2004 Remember what happened the last time something like that started up at the DZ..... I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 August 6, 2004 I remember hearing about it - something about - - Chicken Pussy . . . But I could be wrong.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #47 August 6, 2004 I just remember stopping it and almost having to break someone's wrist to keep them from killing the other. I would hate to break Brains's wrist I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 August 6, 2004 Was that the night we umm tackled you? And LOL Two Jasons did the streaky streaky all over the DZ?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #49 August 6, 2004 That was a tackle? NO wonder none of you guys played for a football team. I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #50 August 6, 2004 Quote Was that the night we umm tackled you? Three men tackling each other?? Is this something the general public should really hear?? That statement should be labeled "NSFSDZC"...."Not Suitable For Straight DZ.Commers"...please throw in something about a naked woman partaking to make it more appropriate. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
