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watchdog2

When was the last time you got laid?

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Don't ask.

Been non-dating for six months, and my g/f before that was a frigid bitch. Ok, that's not fair, she had a medical condition that made her crotch hurt all the time, so sex was kind of out.[:/]

No, on second thought, she WAS a frigid bitch. :D
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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Well, your just gonna have to find yourself a lovely young lady, sweep her off of her feet and marry her. Then you can get laid whenever you want!!! No really, I respect your decision. You are a role model with a helluva lot of self-control.
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

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all i gotta say is you rock oh, and say hi to phil for me.



ehh, he's ok i guess.:P:D Hey Brit, things are changing quickly around here, better come say hi to phil soon if you are going to.;)

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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