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the key is

A) Finding a girl that doesn't need to be talked into it.

B) Having her find the other girl.

;)



Hmmm, I've found the key is have an old friend you haven't seen in a while visit you, have her bring a friend (since they're both traveling around together) and have them both be bisexual but have never played with each other. ;)
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you sure you are up for it?



oh i would say i would be "up" for it.....



I guess that...

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"feelin' kinda frisky feelin' kinda fine"



and this says it all...:D:D:D:ph34r:...


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Hmmm, I've found the key is have an old friend you haven't seen in a while visit you, have her bring a friend (since they're both traveling around together)



You were doing good there at first until you got to, "... and have them both be bisexual but have never played with each other." Now you're just creating a fantasy!!! :D

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pssst....dumb ass....she might be one of the willing



would be an idea to entertain if i didn't know she had a bf.........




and n2j,

actually had that happen to me.. well the friend i hadn't seen in a long time... alas though no friend was present........

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Hmmm, I'm getting the impression that you don't believe me...



It sounds like something that wouldn't work out that way the majority of the time. :) :D Actually, you know... it sounds like it should read:

"Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I would have a story worth writing to you about! I invited an old friend, who I hadn't seen in a while, and told her to bring a friend so she wouldn't be traveling alone. When they got to my apartment, we got to talking and found out that they were both bisexual but they had never been with eachother!!" :D:D:D:D:D

Of course, you have to understand... I am in no way trying to downplay your fantasy!! :P:D It sounds good to me!! :):$:D

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who I hadn't seen in a while, and told her to bring a friend so she wouldn't be traveling alone




No no no, you got it all wrong. She called me to tell me that she and her friend would be traveling together and would be in my area. I told her that they would be welcome to stay at my place and that I would love to get together with her. I later found out they were bi after they arrived... :P:D:ph34r:
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pssst....dumb ass....she might be one of the willing



would be an idea to entertain if i didn't know she had a bf.........






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~R+R:)...:D:D:D...Awww...poor wingnut...no female and her friend to help entertain...:ph34r:...
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Patience is a virtue...
money makes it happen



either that or a shit load of alcohol..... almost had a chick talked into it once..... problem was i couldn't find another chick willing too.....



Damn, so close. Next time if I'm around I'll help ya in the search for the second party, I've got good taste in women;):)
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Patience is a virtue...
money makes it happen



either that or a shit load of alcohol..... almost had a chick talked into it once..... problem was i couldn't find another chick willing too.....



Damn, so close. Next time if I'm around I'll help ya in the search for the second party, I've got good taste in women;):)



You wanna help too?:D:ph34r:


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I'll just wait until I'm 50... yeah... when I'm 50 and a millionare... that's the ticket...





Then you can do "Two chicks at the same time!" :D



Who says I need to limit myself to 2?

To make up for lost time I'll need to have at least 4-5 in bed at once...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Patience is a virtue...
money makes it happen



either that or a shit load of alcohol..... almost had a chick talked into it once..... problem was i couldn't find another chick willing too.....



Damn, so close. Next time if I'm around I'll help ya in the search for the second party, I've got good taste in women;):)



You wanna help too?:D:ph34r:


~R+R:)...>:(



Well I'd help but no in the action. I'm not one for sharing and I don't know if Mr. X is into it or not. Maybe he'd feel left out. The more the merrier though:P
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I don't hold a logbook for that kind of activity :P
and as they say in French... Quand on aime, on ne compte pas.

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Damn, so close. Next time if I'm around I'll help ya in the search for the second party, I've got good taste in women



no need babe..... justtell me the best way to picjk you up..... do lines work? flowers? compliment?... bluntness???.... :PB|:)

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ummm... thats none of your business! :S What do you think me and chopchop do on these forums?.. post things about our sex life or sumpin'?..:):D




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ok, that was one of the funniest things I have read all day...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...chopchop and PlayThing sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:...
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ummm... thats none of your business! :S What do you think me and chopchop do on these forums?.. post things about our sex life or sumpin'?..:):D




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ok, that was one of the funniest things I have read all day...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...chopchop and PlayThing sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:...



Well you know... I am here to answer any questions I can. I know I need to keep the dropzone informed and all, but sheesh! :S When was my sex life put out in public? :D:D:)
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