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wildblue

one of these days I'll figure airports out

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Last time I flew, it was at like 7am, I figured getting there about an hour to an hour and a half would be fine. Wrong - took like 45 minutes to get through security (ask Lew :D) But at least there were two cool people (not to mention terribly attractive) to pass the time with. So this time, I got here two hours early - of course, I was first in line to check in and first in line through security... so here I sit by myself, drinking a $3 cup of coffee, and bored out of my mind. I need someone to entertain me please - good looks are optional.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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She's busy doing what you should be doing - jumping. :D She's no doubt busy slapping asses, scoping out who's got the best stash of beer for tonight, and lining up her supplier (Aimee) of Hot Sex B| ... mmmm... I want Hot Sex :D
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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... so here I sit by myself, drinking a $3 cup of coffee, and bored out of my mind.



Why not play a game? Make a list of all the things that you could have done with that $3 that would have been more satisfying or productive.

Honestly, I assume that you mention the $3 in the sense you find it to be exorbitant, otherwise why mention the price at all. But you paid it. Why do you think they charge that much?

Because people pay it. :S

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"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Yeah.......nothing like having a captive audience



was pretty wierd but last timei flew i managed to get a two sandwiches, two pudding cups, a bag of chips and a 20 oz coke through security withought them asking any questions..... was prettys tasety on my flight as the 3 oz of coke i got with my 5oz of ice really didn't do anything for me.... i think they weren't worrying about my food or drink but looking at my rig.. i think they thought.. "who is this guy with the parachute...... and do you think he will gve us one of his pudding cups.... naw they thought, we better let him go through.. we'll even let him keep his metal spoon he brought..."... so that's my story...


and WB.. i hear ya .. some times it's like 5 seconds to check in and go through security and others it's like 5 hours...........

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ONe of our discout airlines here called Virgin Blue, encourages you to bing your own food and drink. They don't "provide" anything other than a seat on the airline. They will however "SELL" food and drink to you if you didn't bring your own:)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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Yeah, usually I take coffee with me (security just asks you to take a drink of it) I just didn't this time. And trhe $3 coffee was pretty good - it was a mocha-something-or-other.
BTW - they have ATL torn all sorts of up. What a mess.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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and do you think he will gve us one of his pudding cups...




Yeah those BUFF TSA people have a weakness for pudding. I could stand to lose a few pounds but JEEEEEEZUS at the average TSA employee. :D



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BTW - they have ATL torn all sorts of up. What a mess.




Hey........it's just that one terminal. B I think........

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Because people pay it.




Yeah.......nothing like having a captive audience.............:S



I like Jerry Seinfelds stance on this:
"... what do they think they've got their own country out their... tuna sandwich $13.. tuna's very rare here...." :D

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I sit in airports for a living


please explain securety that not all skydive rigs does have an ADD like a cypress:ph34r:I have more problems carrying my BASE gear than my (used to be)skydive gear:SThey cant find "the bomb look a like thing" he he

I feel your pain,i couldnt work at a place like that.. respect..

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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