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Think you could teach me how to hotwire a cart next time I'm at waller, it would be a shame to waste all those greens nearby:D:D



That was a long time ago, and I don't remember how I did it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Besides, I'm not going to risk the wrath of Virgilio - he just got that new golf cart, and I think he's really proud of it. And that golf course is close enough to walk to. Just take your special lady on a romantic moonlight stroll, and see what happens!

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- In the woods of Walden Pond (right near the original site of Henry David Thoreau's cabin). We could hear people swimming down on the beach around the lake.



Been there - didn't have sex. Those are pretty thick woods - good for concealment.

Did it one time at a public beach, broad daylight, people nearby. It's tricky doing everything below the waterline where people can't see it, while pretending above the water line to just be casually floating together...

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I got laid while driving on the autobahn, 180 kph (about 110 mph). Not the smartest thing I've ever accomplished, but it seemed like the only option at the time. You know naked, horny girl, me, the open road, open zipper............ :)

Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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Also inside the intake of an F-14



since i work on f-16 that's my goal...... plus theyhave much bigger intakes for more "wiggle" room than a f-14 does...

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Also inside the intake of an F-14



since i work on f-16 that's my goal...... plus theyhave much bigger intakes for more "wiggle" room than a f-14 does...



I'm certainly no expert, (having not been laid in either intake) but it looks to me like the F14 intake would be more comfy...

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once ya get past the intake strut on the f-16 it goes up a little and then sort of flattens out... and i'll tell ya from experiance (do intake inspections)is very comfy on the back..... sort of conforms to it..... f-14 seems pretty flat.. don't know though.. never seen one up close....

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Ford Aspires are quite the challenge.



As are the front of regular cab Toyota pickups and Datsun 240Z's.

My favorite was the center of the pea gravel pit, 100 feet or so from the taxiway lights, lots of stars, not much moon. Incredible. We'd have used the Cessna that night but another couple had already claimed it. We thanked them for that later.

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Up against a lighthouse at Cape Reinga here in NZ. sun was setting, waves crashing onto rocks below...it's a bit of a tourist spot (and there's only 1 trail back to the car) which coulda made things interesting. fortunately no coach load of japanese tourists turned up lol

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None of y'all have done it in an elevator heading to the top of a 2000 foot TV tower.

Unfortunately, neither have I... but I can still dream. ;)



Sorry to burst your bubble Zennie but It's been done! I've been there and its quite nice! Actually I like being at the top platform and seeing everything around me, ecstacy on many fronts, rather than being trapped in a little squirrel cage! Oh, be careful too if you get too crazy you can bust the elevator!
I guess I'm in the 1/4 mile club!

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