TheAnvil 0 #26 May 30, 2003 Palm trees. Don't forget the palm trees. ON the hangar deck, we can set up a microbrewery for us beer drinkers and a distillery for JR and those who prefer whiskey. Put a diving board for the adventurous right of the flight deck, a shark cage off the anchor chain for scuba diving...a Casino in the old officer's quarters.....the possibilities are endless! I'd be up for having a zeppelin and helicopters for jumping out of.... Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #27 May 30, 2003 Quote Quote where you gonna land On the boat you dodo head...Dear HH I so did not mean to personally attack said individual by calling them a dodo head... I'll try to clean up my act. Yea, but, what if youre one of those people who are always "missing the boat"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #28 May 30, 2003 Why are you guys worried about runway lenght for take off? just get some choppers... Amateurs.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #29 May 30, 2003 yup, the color sucks. where's aggie dave, the photo shop guy when you need him! give that sucker a paint job! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #30 May 30, 2003 Vinnie man we are definately on the same page here... Should we try to get a loan to buy this puppy? 4.5 mil?? Let's see after the interest is paid off and then the principle, let's see... adding numbers We'll be like 500 years old when we finally have it paid off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #31 May 30, 2003 forget the loan, what's the power ball up to now?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #32 May 30, 2003 And of course let's not forget night lifeguards for pulling out intoxicated jumpers who want to do a lap around the ship on a dare or simply tumble overboard. I'm thinking baywatch-type hotties or something similar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #33 May 30, 2003 with all those antennas and stuff on the ship, the beacon climbs would be outstanding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #34 May 30, 2003 Quote Vinnie man we are definately on the same page here... Should we try to get a loan to buy this puppy? 4.5 mil?? Let's see after the interest is paid off and then the principle, let's see... adding numbers We'll be like 500 years old when we finally have it paid off... Youd be that old by the time you got done paying for the fuel. Now if yall were smart, youd know how to finance it, get a loan, get a few fighter/ bombers, take over some small country out in the Carribean and tax the shit out of everyone to help pay it off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #35 May 30, 2003 We'll pay it off with the profits from the strip club and microbrewery/distillery....that's the only places whuffo's will be allowed....they can support our terminal velocity addiction!!!! OH yes..... The strippers can also be lifeguards at night. Topless lifeguards with big knockers, a brewery, a distillery, skydiving, a strip club, palm trees, zeppelins, zodiacs from the beach....holy shit! Count me in! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #36 May 30, 2003 BASE jumping from the mast!!! I wonder how high it is.....hmmmmm....... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #37 May 30, 2003 Quote We'll pay it off with the profits from the strip club and microbrewery/distillery....that's the only places whuffo's will be allowed....they can support our terminal velocity addiction!!!! OH yes..... The strippers can also be lifeguards at night. Topless lifeguards with big knockers, a brewery, a distillery, skydiving, a strip club, palm trees, zeppelins, zodiacs from the beach....holy shit! Count me in! Fuck it. lets do it. The only floating DZ in the world, jumping by day, wild sex parties by night, run by a group of crazy ass skydivers. OK, Im in!!! Just one thing, what do we name it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #38 May 30, 2003 Quote The strippers can also be lifeguards at night. Topless lifeguards with big knockers, a brewery, a distillery, skydiving, a strip club, palm trees, zeppelins, zodiacs from the beach....holy shit! Count me in! Let's see -- 1000 male skydivers, 7 strippers. Sounds like a match -- after all, you're not designing something that'll attract the ladies . Unless, of course, the mere presence of men is supposed to be enough Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #39 May 30, 2003 how about the ss.we're-in-international-waters-so-f*ck-off?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #40 May 30, 2003 Women jump for free!!!Especially you Wendy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #41 May 30, 2003 Yeah FAA can kiss our @ssess... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #42 May 30, 2003 Quote Women jump for free!!! Especially you Wendy!! OK, I'm there. I have at least $75 to invest in the purchase, too . And I can translate from most of your major central American puppet democracy dialects Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #43 May 30, 2003 Quotehow about the ss.we're-in-international-waters-so-f*ck-off? Thats a little long, cmon, yall can think of something. You know whats really funny here? This is starting to sound like a pretty good idea. Cutaway and live on a floating DZ. All we really need is some rich, rich skydiver, theres gotta be one of those around somewhere. Id give it all up to live like that, no problem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #44 May 30, 2003 We got one really big problem folks. And I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but... Who in the hell is going to drive??? Not it!! Watch out for the ~ DOH!!! bridge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #45 May 30, 2003 QuoteWhy are you guys worried about runway lenght for take off? Heelloooo - catapult QuoteCatapult: 1 Mactaggart Scott C – 3 steam powered 8.5 degree launch Don't need to worry much about runway length with that thing. Just add a hook to the bottom of the Otter and fling it like a used booger.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #46 May 30, 2003 Quote Heelloooo - catapult Catapult: 1 Mactaggart Scott C – 3 steam powered 8.5 degree launch Hmmmm....how high do you think a human body would go off that thing if you modified it to launch as vertically as possible? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #47 May 30, 2003 Fug it let's catapult people to altitude sans plane right off the deck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #48 May 30, 2003 Quotecatapult people to altitude sans plane right off the deck Wow. Gives a whole new meaning to "he shoots, he scores." I like it. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #49 May 30, 2003 QuoteJust park that baby off the coast of Honduras... Yeah and we'll buy an otter for the runway on Roatan, sell sea shells by the seashore, teach scuba, live in a grass hut....yeah baby....I'm there. I know a capitan...he can "drive the boat" we'll give him an NR slot and all the wingsuit jumps he wants.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #50 May 30, 2003 QuoteFug it let's catapult people to altitude sans plane right off the deck? think of the savings! no fuel needed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
