blueskyserenity 0 #26 July 21, 2004 Quote Still the funniest picture in all of Dropzone.com Land! Happy Birthday, Chris! I agree. Happy Brithday!!!!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweep 0 #27 July 21, 2004 ROFLMAO! Very cool! Have a great Birthday Chris, thanks for all your contributions to the site..... Blue Skies, Sweep---- Yay! I'm now a 200 jump wonder.... Still a know-it-all tho.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #28 July 21, 2004 QuoteIDENTIFICATION Regis#: D 19012 Make/Model: Human Description: Fart, Old Date: 07/20/2004 Time: 00:00 Event Type: Birthday Highest Injury: Minor Mid Air: N Missing: N Damage: Severe LOCATION Country: Canada DESCRIPTION PILOT WAS ENJOYING LIFE WHEN BIRTHDAY STRUCK. PILOT SAW BIRTHDAY IN AREA PRIOR TO COLLISION BUT COULD NOT AVOID IT. MINOR INJURY TO PILOT - SPANKING, PINCH TO GROW INCH, WAX BURNS, INDIGESTION. CAKE DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR. INJURY DATA Total Fatal: 0 # Crew: 1 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 1 Unk: # Pass: 0 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: # Grnd: Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: WEATHER: OGB 102014Z AUTO 00000KT 7SM CLR 27/21 A3009 Bwahhhhhhhhhh ok that has got to be one of the better posts of all time! LOL Happy Birthday Double D! Here's wishing you a day of sunny weather and a night of stormy..ehem...well I'm sure Wendy can fill in the rest B2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #29 July 21, 2004 Quote Still the funniest picture in all of Dropzone.com Land! Oh, I completely AGREE!!!!! Happy Birthday, Chris!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 July 21, 2004 QuoteIDENTIFICATION Regis#: D 19012 Make/Model: Human Description: Fart, Old Date: 07/20/2004 Time: 00:00 Event Type: Birthday Highest Injury: Minor Mid Air: N Missing: N Damage: Severe LOCATION Country: Canada DESCRIPTION PILOT WAS ENJOYING LIFE WHEN BIRTHDAY STRUCK. PILOT SAW BIRTHDAY IN AREA PRIOR TO COLLISION BUT COULD NOT AVOID IT. MINOR INJURY TO PILOT - SPANKING, PINCH TO GROW INCH, WAX BURNS, INDIGESTION. CAKE DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR. INJURY DATA Total Fatal: 0 # Crew: 1 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 1 Unk: # Pass: 0 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: # Grnd: Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: WEATHER: OGB 102014Z AUTO 00000KT 7SM CLR 27/21 A3009 Nice one, Eugene!! Happy b'day, DD!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #31 July 21, 2004 Happpy Birthday BRO!!!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #32 July 21, 2004 Happy B-day DD! JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billymotox 0 #33 July 21, 2004 Happy B-day, Chris (Flavor Flav Freak Brother) billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuZQflies 0 #34 July 21, 2004 Whew-hew!! 21 on the 21st.......what a coincidence!! Have a happy day........ Dr. "Q" PMS#151Shugah,Shugah,How'd Ya Git So Fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #35 July 21, 2004 YAY! Happy Birthday! Celebrate! Warmest Wishes to you Chris! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #36 July 21, 2004 QuoteIDENTIFICATION Regis#: D 19012 Make/Model: Human Description: Fart, Old Date: 07/20/2004 Time: 00:00 Event Type: Birthday Highest Injury: Minor Mid Air: N Missing: N Damage: Severe LOCATION Country: Canada DESCRIPTION PILOT WAS ENJOYING LIFE WHEN BIRTHDAY STRUCK. PILOT SAW BIRTHDAY IN AREA PRIOR TO COLLISION BUT COULD NOT AVOID IT. MINOR INJURY TO PILOT - SPANKING, PINCH TO GROW INCH, WAX BURNS, INDIGESTION. CAKE DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR. INJURY DATA Total Fatal: 0 # Crew: 1 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 1 Unk: # Pass: 0 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: # Grnd: Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: WEATHER: OGB 102014Z AUTO 00000KT 7SM CLR 27/21 A3009 That's freakin' fantastic! LMFAO! I woke him bright and early this morning to tell him how happy he was to turn another year older. Sure can't wait to actually *see* him! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #37 July 21, 2004 HAPPY shtinkin BOITHDAY CHRIS!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontask 0 #38 July 22, 2004 Happy Birthday, Behr F***er. How's it feel to be another year closer to retirement? Hope your B-day is as fun as that day we spent together... ya know, when you threw your back out? Oh, you didn't tell Wendybird about that? Oh well, she woulda found out at the reception, you know how I talk when I been drinkin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #39 July 22, 2004 QuoteHappy Birthday, Behr F***er. How's it feel to be another year closer to retirement? Hope your B-day is as fun as that day we spent together... ya know, when you threw your back out? Oh, you didn't tell Wendybird about that? Oh well, she woulda found out at the reception, you know how I talk when I been drinkin... Dude! I can't believe you called him that! Pot ~ kettle. Kettle ~ pot! You *know* I'm doin' the best man! How would you feel about wearing pink fishnets under your tux?Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontask 0 #40 July 22, 2004 Quote How would you feel about wearing pink fishnets under your tux? I already have them picked out... and a matching pair for DD! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #41 July 22, 2004 QuoteQuote How would you feel about wearing pink fishnets under your tux? I already have them picked out... and a matching pair for DD! You *know* how picky he is about his fishnets. He already got a body stocking. He doesn't like the indentations his usual ones leave below his knees and the thigh highs get all caught up in his, ah, um, er, hair ...Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #42 July 22, 2004 QuoteIDENTIFICATION Regis#: D 19012 Make/Model: Human Description: Fart, Old Date: 07/20/2004 Time: 00:00 Event Type: Birthday Highest Injury: Minor Mid Air: N Missing: N Damage: Severe LOCATION Country: Canada DESCRIPTION PILOT WAS ENJOYING LIFE WHEN BIRTHDAY STRUCK. PILOT SAW BIRTHDAY IN AREA PRIOR TO COLLISION BUT COULD NOT AVOID IT. MINOR INJURY TO PILOT - SPANKING, PINCH TO GROW INCH, WAX BURNS, INDIGESTION. CAKE DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR. INJURY DATA Total Fatal: 0 # Crew: 1 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 1 Unk: # Pass: 0 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: # Grnd: Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk: WEATHER: OGB 102014Z AUTO 00000KT 7SM CLR 27/21 A3009 OMG!!! ...... can't breathe.... BWaahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!! You guys rule!!Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #43 July 22, 2004 QuoteJoin me in wishing Mr. Dorknerd (uh, Chris aka DiverDriver) a very happy birthday (July 21st)! He won't see the post until he returns from Canada tomorrow night so make it as raunchy as you like. He can't reply! I love you honey! Happy Birthday! Mrs. Robinson-Dorknerd Wendy, my love. You are the most amazing person. Thank you for this birthday wish and thank you for being in my life. Thank you for being someone that I can share my life, with an enthusiasm I have never known. We compliment each other well I think. It's true. We are Mr. and Mrs. Dorknurd. Sept. 4th I look forward to and will always look forward to each year. I can't wait. It's you!Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #44 July 22, 2004 Enough already,,,get a room !!! wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
