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turtlespeed    221

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OK - so -

I think we need to come up with a patch or something that women are required to wear at all times.

This patch would work like a mood ring - but with actual accurate results.

This way - whomever is looking at the patch will be informed of what is going through her mind.

If this were a requirement - life would improve exponentially - not only because the clueless would havge clues - but mainly - Men wouldn't say STUPID SHIT*, hence making life more bearable for the fairer sex.

Generally, FYI Laidies, we don't generally go out of our way to do shit wrong, it just happens because we don't know any better.

Now get out there and INVENT!






*(As often)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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wmw999    2,452

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Remember that moods can change. Give me some incentive, and I'll just melt that damn patch right off with how quickly the moods change :ph34r:

Wendy
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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SarahC07    0

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Now, just to humor you... are you thinking of something along the lines of...

If the patch is red, then it means... She's in a bad mood for no reason (? - so leave her alone)

Or If the patch is yellow, then it means.. (?) She's in a great mood and now would be the time to ... not ruin her good mood.:P

Or If the patch is blue, then it means she's more forgiving and now would be the time to confess any evil doings you have done. (maybe she won't hit as hard...)

Or if the patch is black, she is thinking get the hell away from me- I don't want to look at you or any male for that matter...

Heh, just a quick response... I didn't think too hard about this one....:P (obvious enough?! :P:S)

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turtlespeed    221

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Now, just to humor you... are you thinking of something along the lines of...

If the patch is red, then it means... She's in a bad mood for no reason (? - so leave her alone)

Or If the patch is yellow, then it means.. (?) She's in a great mood and now would be the time to ... not ruin her good mood.:P

Or If the patch is blue, then it means she's more forgiving and now would be the time to confess any evil doings you have done. (maybe she won't hit as hard...)

Or if the patch is black, she is thinking get the hell away from me- I don't want to look at you or any male for that matter...

Heh, just a quick response... I didn't think too hard about this one....:P



Not bad - Not bad -
but there are different shades of all these colors - (God help us if we're color blind)

You could add:
Bright green: Wants to talk but not about anything too serious* Watch for changes in brightness as conversations progress. Color changes are imminent

Bright blue: Shut up - don't talk - just listen - there may be cuddling later if you do this correctly *again - color change is imminent

Bright yellow - Piss off! no color change available for several hours

Bright red - You better have streched out - you are going to be sore in the morning - watch for possible color changes - and be weary - opinions other than hers at this point changes colors immediately - muteness and massage may bring the color back though - be wary of anything darkening the red at this point.

Light grey to white - this is your sister - any color changes resembling red there mean that you are in Alabama, Arkansas, or West Virginia - vacate the state immediately.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So now I see... you want all of us women to walk around looking like clowns...:ph34r::ph34r::S



No, I've seen their shoes. Who could find a bag to match those things? ;)

Besides if women need their dignity challenged, I feel that is a private responsibility of mine. We should do jello shots sometime, I'll explain... :ph34r:

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turtlespeed    221

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So now I see... you want all of us women to walk around looking like clowns...:ph34r::ph34r::S



Hmm - makeup - high heels - dresses - lacy things with strings - and for one individual - sheep costumes -

Noooooo - not us.:):)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So now I see... you want all of us women to walk around looking like clowns...:ph34r::ph34r::S



No, I've seen their shoes. Who could find a bag to match those things? ;):ph34r:




ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D Obviously that would be difficult, however being a determined female shopper I would give it my best shot...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...::speaking to a sales lady::...I need it to be fire engine red so it will match my shoes and my nose...:ph34r:...
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plowdirt    0

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Naaa dude, You just gotta have a good game.
Read your woman. It's all in the body language,eyes
swagger,& strut.

And it don't help that we as males practically believe almost anything they say.

Then theres the birdsnest effect, I believe they like to through alil curve at cha, just to see your reaction. polish up the game brudda!!! E!

IT'S ALL IN THE GAME

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~R+R:)...::speaking to a sales lady::...I need it to be fire engine red so it will match my shoes and my nose...:ph34r:...



Oh and don't forget the RED light that pops up when the color of out patch (lol) changes color twice in less than 10 minutes... :S

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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously that would be difficult, however being a determined female shopper I would give it my best shot......



"Do you have a formal evening bag to go with my shoes?"
"32EEE, bright yellow with orange dots."
"Miss?...Miss, are you ok?"

"She fainted, maybe it was the hat."
:)

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... how about a patch that only gives the one mood.... the one they have right before they let go of my ears.




HuH?:o



~R+R:)...Now which way should I take it...>:(...hmmmmm...:D:D:D
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turtlespeed    221

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Games - like a crap shoot - closer to Roulette with dice.

and both numbers count -- with the odds in the houses favor -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I know a few women whose patches would flash multicolor patterns fast enough to cause epileptic seizures.



I used to date a girl with epilepsy. I was never sure if it was a seizure, if I was that good, or if she was faking it.

I thought that faking a seizure was rude though.
:)

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RoadRash    0

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I know a few women whose patches would flash multicolor patterns fast enough to cause epileptic seizures.



When that happens, sirens should sound along with the red light ..:ph34r::ph34r:




Maybe it should also start screaming "DANGER, DANGER!!!!!":ph34r:


~R+R:D
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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