SpeedRacer 1 #1 July 19, 2004 You Know You Are From the South If... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!" You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. You take a six-pack cooler to church. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You think "Deliverance" is a love story. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #2 July 19, 2004 QuoteYou've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' No, that's my OTHER brother Darryl. QuoteYou have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. Does getting a "coke" out of the fridge in the garage count?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #3 July 19, 2004 yeah, we're all like that down here in the South. I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this. Between those and the ones who move down here and then proceed to gush on and on about how great it is up north. Take I-95 north or shut up.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabr190 0 #4 July 19, 2004 Don't take it personal, we have a pilot from North Carolina that swears he's a "southerner", that just makes no sense "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 July 19, 2004 Yeah, we all know the Yanks come down here for the primo weather. If they want, they can go back to cold-as-balls Nova Scotia and resume shoveling snow in the -10 degree weather while we jump all winter. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #6 July 19, 2004 yup!Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 July 19, 2004 Sweeping generalizations? HA! Typical southerner, thinks all northerners would rather live there. I got news for ya bubba, the humidity SUCKS down there. I'll stay planted right here, and only visit down there once every year or two, just to bug the piss outta ya. What? It's not like I'm worried about you coming up here and returning the favor. You'd freeze... in the summer! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 July 19, 2004 Bubba? Is that some sort of a slam at him being Southern? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 July 19, 2004 I actually previewed that post, realized I had typed "bud" there, and though it would be more fittin' ta change it, ya know eh?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #10 July 19, 2004 My name is not Bubba, it's Jimmy Bob! I'll be honest with you, I love yankees, they taste like chicken.....Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 July 19, 2004 Funny, mine tastes like sweet strawberries. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #12 July 19, 2004 Quoteyeah, we're all like that down here in the South. I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this. Between those and the ones who move down here and then proceed to gush on and on about how great it is up north. Take I-95 north or shut up. I was born in the south, I spent half my life in the south, and yes, I do get tired of people assuming that I am a fucking redneck considering I don't have an accent and I don't run around with my legs spread open like Scarlett O'Hara...so excuse me if I get a little mad but maybe if the Yankees had any idea how much fun we have at their expense they would STFU... BTW...when I moved up north, not only was it fucking cold, but everyone assumed I was a fucking moron because I had an accent...Sad thing is, that not only was I advanced in several subjects, but most of the idiots at my school didn't even know how to diagram a sentence...or how to spell grammar... Rant over... ~R+R...P.S. AT LEAST IN THE SOUTH, WHEN SOMEONE SMILES AND SAYS HELLO; THEY SAY HELLO AND SMILE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #13 July 19, 2004 Quote~R+R...P.S. AT LEAST IN THE SOUTH, WHEN SOMEONE SMILES AND SAYS HELLO; THEY SAY HELLO AND SMILE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's because we're stupid and have no idea what's going on. It's much easier to just smile and nodPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brits17 0 #14 July 19, 2004 QuoteLast year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. So...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #15 July 19, 2004 QuoteQuote~R+R...P.S. AT LEAST IN THE SOUTH, WHEN SOMEONE SMILES AND SAYS HELLO; THEY SAY HELLO AND SMILE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's because we're stupid and have no idea what's going on. It's much easier to just smile and nod Ok, I needed that...... ~R+R...::smiles::......::nods::...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiveelis 0 #16 July 19, 2004 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #17 July 19, 2004 QuoteYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee ...WoW...You made me blush... ~R+R...Whoa! Where did these balls come from?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiveelis 0 #18 July 19, 2004 hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that is nothing but the true my simple southern girls________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #19 July 19, 2004 Am I the only southerner that didn't take offense? I mean, some of these are funny!I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sabr190 0 #20 July 19, 2004 Nah, didn't take offense to any of them...........kinda reminded me of my upbringing I miss the days of having to rob the blocks from under the axles of one of the trucks in the front yard, to prop up the end of the trailer that sags "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #21 July 19, 2004 This is kinda fun. It's a break from ripping on Remi for once. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #22 July 20, 2004 I didn't take offense . . . sometimes it's just fun to give shit back. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #23 July 20, 2004 QuoteWhere did these balls come from? Gee I always referred to it in a much different way... Bronze Ovaries.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #24 July 20, 2004 Quoteyeah, we're all like that down here in the South. I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this. Between those and the ones who move down here and then proceed to gush on and on about how great it is up north. Take I-95 north or shut up. ...But we still won the Civil War... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #25 July 20, 2004 Well, I'm glad I'm from Texas, not "the south." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
brits17 0 #14 July 19, 2004 QuoteLast year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. So...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #15 July 19, 2004 QuoteQuote~R+R...P.S. AT LEAST IN THE SOUTH, WHEN SOMEONE SMILES AND SAYS HELLO; THEY SAY HELLO AND SMILE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's because we're stupid and have no idea what's going on. It's much easier to just smile and nod Ok, I needed that...... ~R+R...::smiles::......::nods::...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiveelis 0 #16 July 19, 2004 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #17 July 19, 2004 QuoteYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee ...WoW...You made me blush... ~R+R...Whoa! Where did these balls come from?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiveelis 0 #18 July 19, 2004 hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that is nothing but the true my simple southern girls________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #19 July 19, 2004 Am I the only southerner that didn't take offense? I mean, some of these are funny!I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sabr190 0 #20 July 19, 2004 Nah, didn't take offense to any of them...........kinda reminded me of my upbringing I miss the days of having to rob the blocks from under the axles of one of the trucks in the front yard, to prop up the end of the trailer that sags "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #21 July 19, 2004 This is kinda fun. It's a break from ripping on Remi for once. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #22 July 20, 2004 I didn't take offense . . . sometimes it's just fun to give shit back. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #23 July 20, 2004 QuoteWhere did these balls come from? Gee I always referred to it in a much different way... Bronze Ovaries.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #24 July 20, 2004 Quoteyeah, we're all like that down here in the South. I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this. Between those and the ones who move down here and then proceed to gush on and on about how great it is up north. Take I-95 north or shut up. ...But we still won the Civil War... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #25 July 20, 2004 Well, I'm glad I'm from Texas, not "the south." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skydiveelis 0 #16 July 19, 2004 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #17 July 19, 2004 QuoteYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was born and raised in Central Florida, and F>>> those GD Yankees , I love my southern Girls , they are beautiful , smart and like you,have more BALLS than any Damn Yankee ...WoW...You made me blush... ~R+R...Whoa! Where did these balls come from?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiveelis 0 #18 July 19, 2004 hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that is nothing but the true my simple southern girls________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 July 19, 2004 Am I the only southerner that didn't take offense? I mean, some of these are funny!I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabr190 0 #20 July 19, 2004 Nah, didn't take offense to any of them...........kinda reminded me of my upbringing I miss the days of having to rob the blocks from under the axles of one of the trucks in the front yard, to prop up the end of the trailer that sags "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 July 19, 2004 This is kinda fun. It's a break from ripping on Remi for once. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 July 20, 2004 I didn't take offense . . . sometimes it's just fun to give shit back. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 July 20, 2004 QuoteWhere did these balls come from? Gee I always referred to it in a much different way... Bronze Ovaries.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #24 July 20, 2004 Quoteyeah, we're all like that down here in the South. I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this. Between those and the ones who move down here and then proceed to gush on and on about how great it is up north. Take I-95 north or shut up. ...But we still won the Civil War... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 July 20, 2004 Well, I'm glad I'm from Texas, not "the south." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
