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Oh my God! There's a lot of truth in there, but so much truth about the South that you, unfortunately, will never know. There is nowhere else that I'd rather be, and I am so thankful that this is my home. This is a place that, unless you're from here, you'll never get to know. So go on with your jokes....

Peace~
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...But we still won the Civil War...:P



As far as this american is concerned, both sides lost...

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I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this.



You think anyone really thinks any of that crap is really true? Just jokes.

But then, on the side of the southerners (i'm a NJ native) how many northerners have relocated to VA, NC, SC, and GA these past 20 years? Tons. (Not even counting FL, which might not really be 'The South' anyway.) Then, live in the northeast and midwest and check out how many southerners have relocated there? Can't be nearly as many, and not even close... South can't be all that bad then, right?

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I get so tired of jackass yankees making huge generalizations like this

um,....they're called "jokes"

OK I didn't know people would get all pissy about this. I have nothing against Southerners. I was just kidding around.

Actually, I was kind of hoping that someone would post a similar list for "Yankees", but I couldn't find one myself.
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I prefer these:

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but I'll not argue if you're offering. B|:P




You'll have to speak to the keeper of the boobies...a.k.a. Kennedy...:ph34r::D:D:D:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...I'm sorry, he's at work right now, may I take a message?B|;):P....
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I prefer these:

(*)(*)

but I'll not argue if you're offering. B|:P




You'll have to speak to the keeper of the boobies...a.k.a. Kennedy...:ph34r::D:D:D:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...I'm sorry, he's at work right now, may I take a message?B|;):P....



Sure, let him know he needs to give 'em a gentle tweak pretty soon, or someone else might. :D:)
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I prefer these:

(*)(*)

but I'll not argue if you're offering. B|:P




You'll have to speak to the keeper of the boobies...a.k.a. Kennedy...:ph34r::D:D:D:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...I'm sorry, he's at work right now, may I take a message?B|;):P....



Sure, let him know he needs to give 'em a gentle tweak pretty soon, or someone else might. :D:)






:o





Don't worry...we are makin' plans...:)...





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Hi there Speedy,
Yeah, I remember that it rained a lot where I grew up and we had this really long front yard. When I got old enough to reach the handles on the lawnmower, I got to PUSH it thru the lawn. Didn't have one of those high falutin' riding kind. Well dude, I never found no damn car when I cut our grass but I'm still from the SOUTH!!! Hammond, Louisiana, home of Southland SkyDivers and the FIRST Mardi Gras Boogie!! (If there was one somewhere else I don't remember)
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Hi there Speedy,
Yeah, I remember that it rained a lot where I grew up and we had this really long front yard. When I got old enough to reach the handles on the lawnmower, I got to PUSH it thru the lawn. Didn't have one of those high falutin' riding kind. Well dude, I never found no damn car when I cut our grass but I'm still from the SOUTH!!! Hammond, Louisiana, home of Southland SkyDivers and the FIRST Mardi Gras Boogie!! (If there was one somewhere else I don't remember)




HAMMOND!?!?!?!?!:o My mom grew up there...and my grandparents house is down there....off of Patti(sp?) Road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o


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H speedy again,
Did you call up Jeff Foxworthy and apologize?? Let's see, South, Southerner!!, hey man you're talkin' 'bout "REDNECKS!!!!" and/or maybe
"WHITE TRASH!!!!" One thing 'bout you yankees as Brother Dave Gardner used to say,"Ya' never hear of anyone retirin' to the North!!" Go ahead and cut your funny's about Rednecks, White Trash, Billy Bob and Bubba. But when it comes to "Southern," you have no clue.
SCR-2034, SCS-680

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Yep, that's the one we won...



I was once offered a job with Proctor and Gamble in Cinn, Ohio. They offered me bunches more money. They said "With all the money you'll be making, you can take a cool vacation to Florida any time you want". I was thinking, "Or I can just be there all the time".

Tourists suffer all year to visit where I live. I'm not sure how people define what winning is. :D

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