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QuoteYou would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
Lawyers make more and smell better
Yeah, but your kid growing up to be a lawyer?
Who'd want that on their conscience?
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QuoteQuoteYep, that's the one we won...
I was once offered a job with Proctor and Gamble in Cinn, Ohio. They offered me bunches more money. They said "With all the money you'll be making, you can take a cool vacation to Florida any time you want". I was thinking, "Or I can just be there all the time".
Tourists suffer all year to visit where I live. I'm not sure how people define what winning is.
Yup, I bet it's lovely and warm there right now. However, I'll wait until winter to come on down.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
quatorze 1
QuoteTake I-95 north or shut up.
Gotta agree, I have on several occassions felt the need to inform a recent transplant who every pthe sentence was "Up north so and so" That I-95 works both ways
I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle
quatorze 1
QuoteYou've never had grain alcohol.
I went to college...had my share, and that of many others...
We're not talking Ever clear here scooter, think more along the lines of made with a radiator by someone named Stumpy
I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle
What about us Yankee Girls that move down to the South as fast as we could?
"Well behaved women rarely make history"
Thank you!
Here's some more:
You might be a Yankee if:
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
Here's some more:
You might be a Yankee if:
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
Speed Racer
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QuoteThank you!
Here's some more:
You might be a Yankee if:
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
I can definately drive 65 through 2 feet of snow and many years I had to wear my Halloween costume over winter clothers, yes pothole from Snow suck!
Thank God I live in Texas now!
"Well behaved women rarely make history"
QuoteYup, I bet it's lovely and warm there right now. However, I'll wait until winter to come on down.
It is kind of cool lately, hardly over 98deg.
Fortunately, when the northerners come to visit, they bring their Otter-toys for me to play with. Nothing like a 3-Otter form for the sunset load.
RoadRash 0
QuoteI'll wait until winter to come on down.
The south isn't "The Price is Right"...
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~R+R
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
QuoteQuoteI'll wait until winter to come on down.
The south isn't "The Price is Right"...
~R+R
He hates to admit it, but he only comes down to jump with me and a few others.
Brains 2
QuoteWhat about us Yankee Girls that move down to the South as fast as we could?
But you still DRIVE like a yankee!!
Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
QuoteI've seen more stars and bars flying in Texas than anywhere else!!!!!
Stars & Bars= Functional equivalent of Nazi flag, IMHO...
QuoteQuoteWhat about us Yankee Girls that move down to the South as fast as we could?
But you still DRIVE like a yankee!!
OK I KNOW But I can drive in the snow when all of you are killing in each other when it snows here the one time a year
"Well behaved women rarely make history"
Look at the rats leave....
I've seen more stars and bars flying in Texas than anywhere else!!!!!
And for any of ya'll that don't like grits....fine.
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