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Darius11

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i like how 30 guys say they've watched porn, and 0 say they haven't. so if we extrapolate these results, then it means that either all men are perverts, or all men who are on dz.com are perverts ;)



I would think that all depends on your definition of “pervert”. Because I’m a man, and I’m interested in pussy, I’m a pervert?
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I’m interested in pussy




I don't know why but thats just so funny to me bro.



I bet it's because you're perverted!



well... that's because you like cats... pervert...:D

I know, I know... bad joke.
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Where is the "I am male and I watch porn with my significant other" option?



I agree. Porn is cool. I watch it. I watch it with my g/f.

Shit, why else would a man own a computer ? Games and Porn, of course. ;);)

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why else would a man own a computer ? Games and Porn,



You can get games for computers????????? :S



Ya! Believe it or not at one time I had more porn on my computer than all my files and games put together - 46GB. I had so much I put it on a dedicated hard drive. Then my hard drive crashed. I was devestated... all those years staying up all night downloading porn... gone....all gone... :(>:([:/]

Now I have Dish TV and get 5 channels of Porn-on-Demand!! Wooohoo!!

Edit: Actually, it's 6 channels and 7 if you count the latino playboy channel. ;)

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Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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Now I have Dish TV and get 5 channels of Porn-on-Demand!! Wooohoo!!





not that I would ever want porn-on-demand,but i have a friend who might want something like that. How much does it cost;):P
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not that I would ever want porn-on-demand,but i have a friend who might want something like that. How much does it cost;):P



I think the basic plan is like $40/month, but we get all the premium channels too, so it runs about $80.

Also this isn't your run-of-the-mill porn you see on cable... this is the ass-to-ass kinda porn that is actually entertaining to watch. ;)

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