watchdog2 0 #1 July 19, 2004 OK hear's mine....I was banging this gal last weekend in my truck outside the bar I was in the parking lot, and she almost got sick from too many yager shots she had as she was bouncing up and down on my %$#@....she ALMOST barfed all over me...............not too mention she had a red hand print on her left butt cheek for days afterwards cause I was slapping it so hard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 July 19, 2004 I tend to keep my business mine........Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 July 19, 2004 No really....this is good stuff! How about the couple caught in the act in their car in the Perris parking lot on Friday evening......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #4 July 19, 2004 no dude....you have to be involved...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #5 July 19, 2004 QuoteNo really....this is good stuff! How about the couple caught in the act in their car in the Perris parking lot on Friday evening...... I miss California... NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #6 July 19, 2004 Um, I've moved into our newly remodeled house. Our master bedroom is ground floor, front of the house, just off the street and sidewalk. The wife is soo happy to be in the house that I've been getting some quite often. Oh, did I forget something here? Yea! No curtains are up in the house yet. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #7 July 19, 2004 Imagine the scene, husband still at work, newlyweds. I wanted to surprise him, so got the music, the candles, the sexy little black thing he likes me in so much, the works. He called to let me know he was on his way home, so I lit the candles. It's a 10 minute drive and I don't do inactivity well so I had the lamp by the bed on to read until I heard the front door open. I hear him come in, lean over to turn off the light, and whoooooosh!! All my arm hair goes up in flames from leaning way too close over a candle on my way to the lamp. He walked in to me laughing my ass off scraping scortched hair off my forearm and the stench of burning hair. He had sex with me anyway. Jen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 July 19, 2004 I assume you're not wanting a count of the women who laughed after seeing me naked.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #9 July 19, 2004 QuoteNo really....this is good stuff! How about the couple caught in the act in their car in the Perris parking lot on Friday evening...... man, how'd i miss that?! i wonder if it's the same couple who were practically humping upon exit from the skyvan on saturday?? i almost vomited. thank god i was riding the plane down anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #10 July 19, 2004 What's funny about that? Nothing at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #11 July 19, 2004 I think they were wuffos who had just done tandems....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 July 19, 2004 Candles are bad!! A long time ago, i wanted to do the whole tons of candles romantic thing for my guy. I went out and spent close to $100 on all sorts of candles. I put them everywhere in the room. Well after lighting them it was so frickin bright in the room and it got HOT!! So i decided to open the window to get some cool air and there was quite a breeze. Blew a bunch of the candles over, but not out. I damn near set the house on fire. Oh and did i mention i was 19 and still living with the parents? They had gone out for the evening, but when they got home i had to explain the firey smell to them. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #13 July 19, 2004 thats nothing. a guy was banging his GF in the porta potty. of course you know what happens, someone opens the door and the whole DZ was there to see him hilt deep in some ass. he looks back to see everyone, then continues to go at it. the expression on his face was pricelessLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #14 July 19, 2004 Damn, i go to bed early one night and miss all the exciting stuff... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 July 19, 2004 I'm too lazy to type it out again read about it hereI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 20, 2004 This one time in New Mexico........I met this REALLY GOOD GIRL and.......Oh wait......I can't tell that story. OK.....OK.....This one time when I was stationed at Ft. Bragg..........I met this chick and her and her and her husband took me to a "Swingers" club and........Ahhhh Crap....can't tell that story either.......... Some things can't be told in public. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #17 July 20, 2004 Hehe, this one time at college... Went out to a few bars with some friends, ended up back home with some girl who had been a friend until this night. Both of us were very intoxicated, stuff started to happen, but she was having a bit of trouble, uhm, well, so anyway I go to the kitchen to find some kind of oil, found some vegetable oil, figured all would be good, until she started screaming like all get out. Later found out the "vegetable oil" was actually vinegar. Oops. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 July 20, 2004 I think i like the story of you being incredibly drunk and playing with gravity boots better. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #19 July 20, 2004 Spring Break 2004 in Panama City, FL I took this girl back to her hotel room after hitting the booze pretty hard.....when we get back I find out that she has 3 other roommates and they have 2 guys in there just hangin out. Finally they all go to sleep (*read* pass out) except for one who was apparently talking to her bf in the bathroom. we went at it anyway. so we are in the middle of it and i have her legs over my shoulders when her roommate walks out of the bathroom that is about 3 feet from where we are gettin it on. The roommate goes "Oh my God!!!" and runs back in the bathroom. We finished and both passed out. I wake up in the morning and she is sitting in a chair about 3 feet away just staring at me....how embarassing. Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JakGramley 2 #20 July 20, 2004 Long ago in Washington State, one of the young ladies at our dropzone was in heat and had found her prey. They were looking all over the DZ for a quiet, private place, but a few of us had been watching them and kept them from having any fun. Then they disappeared, and we had a hell of a time finding them. Finally one of the guys comes to get us, saying there were some strange noises coming from the Beech 18 parked on the ramp. We grabbed our flashlights and headed for the tarmac. Sure enough, as we put our ears to the door, the sounds of love were plainly heard. One of us was selected to handle the door, while the others positioned the flashlights to properly highlight the scene. The action was to happen on the count of three. A true skydiver to the end, the guy handling the door yells "DOOR" right at the count of three, the door opens to reveal our couple, locked in an intimate embrace, naked as jaybirds, looking like deer caught in the headlights. The best part was, because they were blinded by the light, they never knew exactly who it was that caught them. Two of them were Dom and I. Now the truth is out, but we will NEVER tell who the two lovebirds were, right Dom? Jack Gramley, HOBFYPS (Horny Old Bastard Fighting Young Punk Sex) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #21 July 20, 2004 Here is one that is somewhat of a bad joke in my family.........When I was in the 10th grade my mom bought a new Honda Accord and she let me take it out the first night. Well, I pick up this girl I had been using and we parked it on the seawall and pounded ass until about 4am. Later that morning me, mom and brother go out for breakfast.......We all get into the new car and BAM! it reek'd of new car and sex smell.......And I mean REEK'D! My mom said maybe ten words the entire outing! That was great! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #22 July 20, 2004 This girl pulled out a tub of cocoa butter and we proceeded to massage each other. We were both completely covered and very very slippery. We commenced with the sex act after putting on a condom. Well, the cocoa butter was already applied to the area. We were going at it and the damn thing slipped right off. Didn't notice at first and kept hammering away doggie style. Then looked down and saw it was gone. We searched everywhere and couldn't find. I mean we searched EVERYWHERE. The next day her dr. found it in her cervix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #23 July 20, 2004 Let's see. There was also the time two of our regular crowd was caught having sex in the back of a truck. Or how about Mike trying to get me to smell his fishy fingers in the morning after poking them around in a certain young ladies pants all night! Or how about behind the loft. We used to go back their at night sometimes and play hide and seek!!!!!!! I think the most fun I ever had playing that game was when I found Sheri in a dark room with two sleeping bags already zipped together! ]Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 July 20, 2004 QuoteI tend to keep my business mine........ That's best...I'm sure the girl thanks you, too. Hint, men: Women don't wanna get crazy with a guy who's just gonna kiss and tell!!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #25 July 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI tend to keep my business mine........ That's best...I'm sure the girl thanks you, too. Hint, men: Women don't wanna get crazy with a guy who's just gonna kiss and tell!!!! Quietness does have its' advantages. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
