happythoughts 0 #26 July 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI tend to keep my business mine........ That's best...I'm sure the girl thanks you, too. Hint, men: Women don't wanna get crazy with a guy who's just gonna kiss and tell!!!! What do you mean? He never mentioned a woman, just "his business". With one arm in a cast, his business has been cut in half. For other posters, names should not be included unless it's mine. I need all the publicity that I can get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #27 July 20, 2004 This is about as funny as it gets for me: I bought this waay cute, black, lacey outfit at Victoria's Secret and couldn't wait to see what he thought. So, the kuhl Oakenfold music is on.. I'm in the mood, he's in the mood..I say "ready?" he says "yeah!"...as I make my "sexy" exit from the bathroom, the heel of my pump gets caught on the carpet and I go flying acrossed the room and the cute lil outfit rips... I didn't know if I wanted to cry or laugh! The mood changed a lil after that bc he was concerned that I might be hurt. Lesson learned: next time, no pumps! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #28 July 20, 2004 Interesting that the women's funny stories involve props (outfits or candles) Hint for women: Guys don't care, just get naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #29 July 20, 2004 QuoteInteresting that the women's funny stories involve props (outfits or candles) Mine involves a prop....something about how weak shelves and a glass full of water don't work well with my forehead.....There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 July 20, 2004 QuoteInteresting that the women's funny stories involve props (outfits or candles) Hint for women: Guys don't care, just get naked Yeah, so another lesson learned: Don't go to VS..Save the $$! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #31 July 20, 2004 QuoteYeah, so another lesson learned: Don't go to VS..Save the $$! Better yet....use the money to buy beer for your man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #32 July 20, 2004 QuoteYeah, so another lesson learned: Don't go to VS..Save the $$! Or better yet, buy TOYS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #33 July 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah, so another lesson learned: Don't go to VS..Save the $$! Or better yet, buy TOYS! So, if women buy toys...why do we need men? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #34 July 20, 2004 QuoteSo, if women buy toys...why do we need men? Yeah...whatever. Who's going to open your jars? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #35 July 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo, if women buy toys...why do we need men? Yeah...whatever. Who's going to open your jars? I open my own jars. Try again. Can you tell I'm in a totally smart-ass mood today? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #36 July 20, 2004 Ok....whose back are you going to shave? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #37 July 20, 2004 I think something was in the booze @ the dz one Saturday night. My s/o & went to the Otter, to have a little fun, you could tell it was already occupied, we went back to the fire & a while later saw some friends of our emerge from the darkness, so we head back & found the otter empty. jumped up in, havin a fine time , my back's to the door, he's facing it & up goes the door - another couple lookin to get some plane action - they just had to wait . sometimes a sign-up sheet or manifesting for evening "jumps" would be a great idea . There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #38 July 20, 2004 QuoteSo, if women buy toys...why do we need men? Exactly! I heard somewhere that the good toys all have multi-speeds ranging from "slow" to "medium" to "who needs a man?" In all honestly, I'd rather have both.Men have their uses sometimes. (I just cant remember what those uses are at the moment.Its been too long!) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #39 July 20, 2004 QuoteOk....whose back are you going to shave? EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #40 July 20, 2004 Quoteanother couple lookin to get some plane action - they just had to wait . You neglected to mention that we opened the door and nearly jumped in before we noticed it was "in use...." That was a fun night. Too bad the Porter's not around so much, it had nice padding ont he floor... _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #41 July 20, 2004 QuoteMen have their uses sometimes Sanity checks. If women only associated with women, they'd be tossing each other off bridges in a week. Women need men around to feel loved and appreciated (unless they own a dog). Despite all the posturing, their lives are miserable without us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #42 July 20, 2004 QuoteHint for women: Guys don't care, just get naked Speak for yourself! "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #43 July 20, 2004 Oh I have one. About some time ago. My girl friend and me were having sex on the deck in the afternoon. There was a local air show so we would hear the plans in the distance. About 15 minutes in too it (pardon the pun) two A-10 thunder bolts came over my house at about 1500 feet they circled once, then again and lower and closer, all in all they circled us about 7-8 times each time getting closer and lower. I can only imagine what the pilots were saying to each other, but we had a blast.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #44 July 20, 2004 Quote QuoteHint for women: Guys don't care, just get naked Speak for yourself! Ditto Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #45 July 20, 2004 QuoteSanity checks. If women only associated with women, they'd be tossing each other off bridges in a week. Definitely true. QuoteWomen need men around to feel loved and appreciated (unless they own a dog). Despite all the posturing, their lives are miserable without us. Yeah ok, keep telling yourself that. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 July 20, 2004 QuoteYeah ok, keep telling yourself that. It's how I keep the hope alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #47 July 20, 2004 QuoteQuote QuoteHint for women: Guys don't care, just get naked Speak for yourself! Ditto I said men, not wanna-be-french cannucks. We know you like dressing up in frilly little outfits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #48 July 20, 2004 QuoteWe know you like dressing up in frilly little outfits Comming from the guy who has trashy.com as his homepage, I find that quite amuzing! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #49 July 20, 2004 Heh, I've been jumping at the wrong DZs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #50 July 20, 2004 mmmmm.....trashy school girl outfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
