seekfun 0 #1 June 11, 2004 Oh Friday, why must you rain? And bring all the jumpers such pain 'twas sunny all week Mother Nature, you freak Please make it nice out again - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #2 June 11, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket... Oops, not quite what you were looking for, eh? Elvisio "edited because I forgot to sign my name" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #3 June 11, 2004 haiku I think that I'll bow to Haiku On Fridays it's more fun to do But, on Mondays we'll write Some limericks, right? 'Bout jumping and yelling, "Wooo Hooo!""...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 June 11, 2004 Tis limericks you desire seekfun It is too early and i have none I am not jumping this week different adventures i seek I shall shoot furry creatures with my gun Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #5 June 11, 2004 There was an Anvil named Vinny Everyone thought him a ninny To Florida he went because he was sent tequila is making him skinny There is a DZ in H-town where everyone likes to drink crown it is a fun time to make up this rhyme but to H-town I want to come down! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #6 June 11, 2004 I too like to hunt furry creatures The type with a certain few features But I don't use my gun I stab them for fun Underneath the high school bleachers"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 June 11, 2004 QuoteI too like to hunt furry creatures The type with a certain few features But I don't use my gun I stab them for fun Underneath the high school bleachers I prefer those creatures to be slick It is much more fun to lick with fur in the way it could ruin your whole day especially with a small dick Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #8 June 11, 2004 Oh yes, the creature sans hair Much preferred to the big fuzzy bear When my fresh-shaven face Gets under the lace I can spend all day in the lair - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #9 June 11, 2004 More limericks like this will cause my post whoring to come to a pause I shall go and kill a kitten and hope that i am not smitten for thinking of things that have paws ok i'm through for a while. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 June 11, 2004 You boys are silly. Me likes it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 June 11, 2004 There once was a skydiver named Eenis.... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 June 11, 2004 QuoteThere once was a skydiver named Eenis.... who had such a small penis he would always run around naked he would bound still no one could say they had seen his Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #13 June 11, 2004 Sunshine, she likes silly boys But she did not mention toys I wonder if she uses Toys that have fuses Or if batteries make all the noise - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 June 11, 2004 To mess with sunshine is not wise That is why you will see few that tries she will physically abuse things you want to use and not stop till she hears your cries. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #15 June 11, 2004 Supposedly, sunshine whoops ass But I've got the drop on that lass Her photo's been seen In our magazine So I'll have the time to run fast - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #16 June 11, 2004 Run from her you must if she catches you her bust will be rubbed in your face till you don't know your place and your heart will be filled with lust. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 June 11, 2004 I chat with a honey online, a nekkie pic would be fine, I'm repeatedly told, in a manner that's cold, Would you like some cheese with that whine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #18 June 11, 2004 Have we offended the sunny one? Who normally posts such funny ones She hasn't responded And might be despondent Because of the jokes that we've run So I may have to buy her a Pop-Tart Or even a case or a whole cart Of the cherry type She gives all the hype Because we have broken her heart - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 June 12, 2004 Chirs & Brains, you guys are so cute. I wasn't near a puter today, thats why i didn't respond. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdwhalen 0 #20 June 14, 2004 Here are several I wrote a few years ago about several of my friends at Skydive Palatka .... A naked skydiver named Cee Liked to jump from a big DC3 But to jump in the buff Can be awfully rough When its raining or hailing, said she. A flashy skydiver named Dave Was often told to behave His skydiving coach Said a straight in approach Could save him from an untimely grave. Now she’ll have to stop being so smug The nude jumpers said with a shrug “That jumper named Rondi’s Not really a blondie The curtains do not match the rug.” To this Rondi said with dispatch The curtains and rug may not match But perhaps you’d get in Not go low again If you’d just keep your eyes off my snatch. With John, she did her first tandem But fear made her hand movements random So when they alit She shouted “Oh, shit!” His testicles back she did hand him. Oh, Sir Ron, I nearly forgot, Lack of use caused his weapon to rot, But that old Knight of Gold Has a wife now I’m told Now he’s using his Lance-a-lot. Sir Ron is the first to extol The virtues of sex in freefall But when the air’s bumpy His weapon gets jumpy He rarely can find the right hole. Ron’s wife said, “This midair refuelin’ Has made my ass sore. I’m not foolin’. Your aim must improve You must find the right groove Or a new girlfriend to stick your tool in.” Brian the EM technician Was lost to eternal perdition He changed from a nurse To driving a hearse Liking girls in immobile position"I have magic buttons ;)." skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mightydog 0 #21 July 16, 2004 Quote***Here are several I wrote a few years ago about several of my friends at Skydive Palatka .... QuoteHere is one for you Michael Said Michael as we boarded Mike Whiskey the winds on the Beach are quite frisky all must land to the South were the words from his mouth all did, save for him, just to risky My thoughts as I went through the net I think I will not soon forget My Big Raven downwind I hope never again and with that it was match, game, and set. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mdwhalen 0 #22 July 20, 2004 Now listen here M.D. McGuire, Your whining is making me tire. Has the fact that Ms. Penny’s Quit giving you any Turned you into a snivelling liar? If downwind you wished to alight On that huge target set up just right Don’t blame jumpers like me Landing accurately Who watched as you flew out of sight. But the picture I’ll never forget Is you stuck in that volleyball net Be glad that it caught you And did not slingshot you Or for you we’d be searching yet."I have magic buttons ;)." skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
mdwhalen 0 #22 July 20, 2004 Now listen here M.D. McGuire, Your whining is making me tire. Has the fact that Ms. Penny’s Quit giving you any Turned you into a snivelling liar? If downwind you wished to alight On that huge target set up just right Don’t blame jumpers like me Landing accurately Who watched as you flew out of sight. But the picture I’ll never forget Is you stuck in that volleyball net Be glad that it caught you And did not slingshot you Or for you we’d be searching yet."I have magic buttons ;)." skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
