Vallerina 2 #1 July 16, 2004 I have been the master of Fowl Words for quite some time. I was always taunting my coworker with my high scores. Well, it looks like he's been practicing a bit, because he just put my high score to shame. How can I get revenge on him? I'm thinking about spitting in his coffee when he goes to the bathroom, but that's passive aggressive. Should I just throw things at him?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #2 July 16, 2004 QuoteWell, it looks like he's been practicing a bit, because he just put my high score to shame. uuummmmm maybe practice a bit and put his high score to shame? and by the wat WTF is fowl words? MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 July 16, 2004 Fill his car up with packing peanuts. Oh wait, you probably don't have access to enough of those to make it funny. Put a whoopie cushion on his chair. Squirt him with a water pistol (careful you don't hit a computer). Steal his lunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #4 July 16, 2004 QuoteWTF is fowl words.... Robin,,, Blue Jay Sorry, I had to say it Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 July 16, 2004 replace, or modify his lunch. heheheIt's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #6 July 16, 2004 Sit on his desk and rip a HUGE fart. Damn, I love bathroom humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 July 16, 2004 Quotereplace, or modify his lunch. Nah. She said not passive/aggressive. Steal his lunch, then proceed to eat it in front of him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #8 July 16, 2004 QuoteSteal his lunch, then proceed to eat it in front of him Bwwwaaaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhaaa... Now that's funny.. Walk by his desk about 11:45... "Hey, this is pretty good food, thanks" Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #9 July 16, 2004 I definitely like the stealing his lunch thing....I get revenge and I get food. It's a win win situation. If nothing else, maybe I'll just steal his hot sauce. Fowl WordsThere's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #10 July 16, 2004 Replace the hot sauce with something stronger. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #11 July 16, 2004 I don't know about you guys but messing with someones food where I work is an ass kicking offense. I have seen entire offices packed into boxes and labeled as trash with no great concern. I have also seen unreal confrontations because someone "altered" anothers food. (although it was too funny) I prefer the subtle revenge. things like: 1. removing the ink tube from ball point pens 2. adjusting volume controls on music devices while there off. 3. vasaline on phone ear pieces. and of course if you can program and have access to the persons PC, well the list is endless. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 July 16, 2004 Noice! Though, the places I've worked at doing such would bring on severe and immediate bodily pain. Good thing I don't work, huh? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 July 16, 2004 QuoteGood thing I don't work, huh? My ex-coworkers would probably say it's a good thing I no longer have coworkers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 July 16, 2004 ROFLMAO! Hmmm.....dreaming up ways to mess with fellow freshmen this fall, whom happen to be 15 years my junior... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 July 16, 2004 Superglue a huge live cockroach on its back to the mouthpiece of his telephone, then call him... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #16 July 16, 2004 You are an evil genius... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 July 16, 2004 QuoteI definitely like the stealing his lunch thing....I get revenge and I get food. It's a win win situation. If nothing else, maybe I'll just steal his hot sauce. How do you know he washed his hands before making said lunch. The joke could be on, or, in, you. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #18 July 16, 2004 Put "Bengay" on his seat/chair. Find the hottest & clear form. He'll be begging for mercy. I did this to a girl(b...ch) once, she couldn't sit still."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #19 July 16, 2004 QuoteI prefer the subtle revenge. things like: 1. removing the ink tube from ball point pens 2. adjusting volume controls on music devices while there off. 3. vasaline on phone ear pieces. and of course if you can program and have access to the persons PC, well the list is endless. along those lines, one of my favorite things is turning the brightness all the way down on his monitor. When he cant figure it out and gets another (IT often does R&R most times rather than screw with hardware onsite) do it again.. eventually IT will wonder how this guy could be so fricking stupid____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #20 July 16, 2004 QuoteFill his car up with packing peanuts. Heh- A couple friends and I did that back in high school, snuck in on a friday night and filled about 15 people's lockers with packing peanuts, in retaliation to another prank. The results were very satisfying. M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #21 July 16, 2004 Ooooh! I like it!!!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #22 July 16, 2004 Oh Yea, This will do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 July 16, 2004 Quote3. vasaline on phone ear pieces. Along those lines, putting some cellophane/saran warp/scotch tape inside the mouthpiece of his phone is always pretty funny. Every time he tries to talk to someone they're just saying "What??!" "I can't understand you?" My personal favorite costs about 5 bucks. Place a classified ad in the local paper for a garage/yard sale at the guy's house next Saturday morning starting at 7 AM. The early-birders will kick his ass! :-) For something not quite so mean, you can place an ad for a ridiculously good buy on a car, listing his home (or work) phone number. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 July 16, 2004 Holy crap, fallingmarc is back. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #25 July 16, 2004 Redecorate his area with sticky notes. Purple sticky notes. Tie the arms of his jacket in knots (if he has a jacket handy of course) Replace his mouse with a dead or fake rodent. Although I like the idea of turning downt his screen brightness. But not all at once, do it a bit at a time so he thinks his eyes are going. And when he asks you if you think it's dark, say 'nope, looks fine to me.' Mess with his head! Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
