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How do you get revenge?

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Holy crap, fallingmarc is back.


That guy was a nerd. Where'd he run off to, anyway?

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From reading another post, he ran off an got himself a woman!! He's getting HITCHED! :P



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Tons of stuff you can do

1) screw up his office chair (raise or lower it) then put a thick bead of grease/ink on the levers

2) put a thick bead of grease on the bottom edge of his windshield wipers. Turn the wipers on if you can. Get front row seats when he starts his car

3) Put a open can of tuna fish in his engine compartment/car heater.

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the worst thing you can do to somebody is to teabag their coffee cup.

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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I have been the master of Fowl Words for quite some time. I was always taunting my coworker with my high scores. Well, it looks like he's been practicing a bit, because he just put my high score to shame.

How can I get revenge on him? I'm thinking about spitting in his coffee when he goes to the bathroom, but that's passive aggressive. Should I just throw things at him?



Marry him?

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Superglue a huge live cockroach on its back to the mouthpiece of his telephone, then call him...>:(

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We have a winner!!!!




I have to agree...that is just plain evil...I like it...:ph34r:>:(...


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I honestly believe that the way of the world is that things have a way of taking care of itself. Just as my signature line says "What goes around, comes around..don't forget to duck". If someone doesn't have a clear conscience, they need to be nervous.:D

So, when I'm done wrong, I just smile...:)





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Marry him?


Well, he is gay, so if I got him drunk enough to marry me, that would be great revenge! :D

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Sounds to me like you are letting this person "rent some space" In your head.


No, he's actually a friend of mine, and this post was made in fun. Don't take it too seriously! ;)
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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and this post was made in fun. Don't take it too seriously! ;)



Kinda like that weekend numbers thread that just magically disappeared? ;) >:(
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Marry him?


Well, he is gay, so if I got him drunk enough to marry me, that would be great revenge! :D

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Sounds to me like you are letting this person "rent some space" In your head.


No, he's actually a friend of mine, and this post was made in fun. Don't take it too seriously! ;)




Sounds like you atleast are having fun!;) I say go to Vegas, get drunk and go to the Little Chapel of the West!:D





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and this post was made in fun. Don't take it too seriously! ;)



Kinda like that weekend numbers thread that just magically disappeared? ;) >:(


:D Well, that's what happens when you go to bed three times Saturday night! I'm a bit tired and out of it today!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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and this post was made in fun. Don't take it too seriously! ;)



Kinda like that weekend numbers thread that just magically disappeared? ;) >:(


:D Well, that's what happens when you go to bed three times Saturday night! I'm a bit tired and out of it today!



three times Saturday night?

Oh, the places I could go with that one, but being a gentleman, I shall refrain. >:(
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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three times Saturday night?

Oh, the places I could go with that one, but being a gentleman, I shall refrain. >:(


:D Well, I went to bed at 3. I was woken up by drunks a few more times that night, stayed up for a few, then went back to bed. The last time I fell asleep for good was sometime after 5. :o I can't party like I used to.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Didn't fill up on doughnuts first, did ya? ;)


:D I did actually! That morning since it was crappy weather, eeneR and I went into town for some Cracker Barrel. I brought back a dozen doughnuts!!!! I did fill up on them that morning! It was the champagne!!! It gets me every time! Well, that and the shots...
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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The shots, yep, those will get ya every time. Harder is trying to hide the tracks from 'em. :ph34r:

Wonder cure for hangovers, by the way, is 2 extra strength Tylenols, 2 extra strength Advils, and one regular strength aspirin. For those of you who see the red flag abot mixing over the counter drugs, this was straight from my doctor. Works great on really sore chins too, like mine is now. :(

Val, lay off the bubbly, unless I'm around of course!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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