GogglesnTeeth 6 #1 July 15, 2004 Ok, so in this age of technology... internet dating is the big thing. Have you ever, would you?? Here is a short list of important questions I came up with for the guy to ask his potential date before actually meeting her in person. Feel free to add your own. 1. Sex 2. Age 3. Location 4. Got a picture.... (if no pic, assume the worst) "What do you look like?" 5. Single, Married, Seperated, etc.... 6. Any kids?? How many, How many Daddies?? (to determine drama level) 7. Have any other pictures of yourself?? 8. How old are the pictures. (if still no picture, see #4.) 9. Ever been skydiving?? Do you want to?? Any others to add??? I'm sure we all have others to add......Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 July 15, 2004 List of questions for girls to ask: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do you like to give pleasure on command? 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? 4. Can you do your own laundry, and all of the dishes, too? 5. Do you like your Mom? 6. Do you like pets? 7. Do you like children? 8. Are you hot? 9. Do you like to give pleasure on command? Holy hell, I just realized this could go on forever. I quit. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 July 15, 2004 1. Can You pack? 2. Can you Open a Beer? 3. How do feel about spending all weekend every weekend hanging out in the hot sun with some slightly deranged individuals. 4. How do feel about flashing the pilot to get me some extra altitude? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #4 July 15, 2004 Hey Kele.......... Yes to all! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 July 15, 2004 Quote 1. Are you hot? of course 2. Do you like to give pleasure on command? its possible 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? some women dont like that 4. Can you do your own laundry, yes and all of the dishes, too? not if i can aviod it 5. Do you like your Mom? no.....i love my mom 6. Do you like pets? I have a dog 7. Do you like children? as long as they are not crying 8. Are you hot? Dertermine for yourself at the WFFC!!!!!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 July 15, 2004 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? Out? 4. Can you do your own laundry, and all of the dishes, too? No need, the dishes should be finished before I get my beer. 5. Do you like your Mom? Please pm pic of mom, I'll let you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #7 July 15, 2004 just say "NO" to teh intarw3b dating... quite possibly the most emotionally unstable individuals in the history of the world are found online... myself included NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RyanofOZ 0 #8 July 15, 2004 You left out an option on the poll. How about "tried it and found the perfect match". I did it for a month and found the woman I will marry. We live together and couldnt be any happier. She is beautiful, smart, and very witty. Give it a shot it can work. It made me a believer. I did it out of curiosity one day.Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #9 July 15, 2004 QuoteList of questions for girls to ask: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do you like to give pleasure on command? 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? 4. Can you do your own laundry, and all of the dishes, too? 5. Do you like your Mom? 6. Do you like pets? 7. Do you like children? 8. Are you hot? 9. Do you like to give pleasure on command? Holy hell, I just realized this could go on forever. I quit. Kelly Hmmmmm do i really need to answer.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 July 15, 2004 QuoteList of questions for girls to ask: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do you like to give pleasure on command? 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? 4. Can you do your own laundry, and all of the dishes, too? 5. Do you like your Mom? 6. Do you like pets? 7. Do you like children? 8. Are you hot? 9. Do you like to give pleasure on command? Holy hell, I just realized this could go on forever. I quit. Kelly Uh...are you choosing a DATE, or are you choosing a DOG?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 July 15, 2004 Yeah, just to clarify: The correct answer to #3 is NO. That is not a good thing. It's a test. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 July 15, 2004 Do you have a nice ass? Is it hotter than Brains' ass? Does your ass look hot in FF pants? Do you like your ass being grabbed a lot? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,998 #13 July 15, 2004 Y'know, it's funny - I didn't ask any of those questions and I ended up getting married to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #14 July 15, 2004 Personaly, I doubt I would ever do 'internet dating', but I have some experience with online communities in general, so here's my take on it: Before meeting them I think the necessary information is: (1)Age (2)Sex (3)Location (purely for logistical convenience) But... To get this info is often more difficult than simply asking. In my experience, 25% of people lie about one of those 4 things the first time they are asked. So you gotta quiz them a bit about it. Subtle questions and discussions about current events, popular music, where and when they finished school etc. (and do the math after each answer). Be aware of any unusualy 'forward' behaviour.. it's very often a sign that she is a he, or perhaps desperate, neither of which is a good thing. (6)Number of kids. The kids thing is an issue for most people. There is potential for impacting more than just one person's life if things get more involved or complicated. Think about it. (4) The picture ? Dont insist on it, for several reasons: Even some attractive people could refuse to send a picture or send you a picture of some other stranger instead, either because they dont feel very photogenic or because they are being cautious, they dont want to attract anonymous stalkers who's only interest in them is the pretty picture. Also, even real photos can be deceptive, both positively and negatively. Their physique (if its a full-length photo) is perhaps the only accurate attribute of the photo. Makeup, lighting, quality of the image can all make a difference. Your eyes can judge better than their camera lens, so dont rely heavily on a photo. (5) Single, Married, Separated ... these are nice to know in advance, but depending on your minimum requirements you may not need to know in advance. A good person, who is dating people online, is still a good person, regardless of marital status. Love, if it ever becomes that, has a way of looking past a person's previous (or even current) relationships. Even married women may be looking for a way out of a dependency. You are not automaticaly a home-wrecker for being interested. Final general note: Dont be too optimistic. Internet dating is mostly the bottom of the barrel. The best people amongst us attract their partners from their immediate environment, the people they work with, the people they socialise with. They are out dancing at the nightclubs and competing on the sports fields. They are seldom computer hermits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 July 15, 2004 Sorry, I didn't know there was a difference. Well, one walks on 4 legs and the other on 2, but . . . I'm just kidding. Get a grip. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #16 July 15, 2004 I met my wife on the internet. 5 years of marriage and still going stong. Next! Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #17 July 15, 2004 ...and now for the punchline... "Please send picture of boat and motor." mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 July 15, 2004 QuoteSorry, I didn't know there was a difference. Well, one walks on 4 legs and the other on 2, but . . . I'm just kidding. Get a grip. Kelly The difference is that the dog is humping on the outside of your leg. If you are really homely, the dog has his eyes shut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 July 15, 2004 My add says it all, check picture attachment "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 July 15, 2004 ROTFLMAO at work! Hope the woman of your dreams answers your ad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 July 15, 2004 Hey.. I might answer that ad if I were tall! hehehe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #22 July 15, 2004 QuoteYeah, just to clarify: The correct answer to #3 is NO. That is not a good thing. It's a test. Kelly well i didnt answer yes to it....does that count??"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 July 15, 2004 My buddy just told me that the woman he met on an internet site recently, and has been dating, is married. He didn't know it. Her husband got ahold of her cell phone and read the call log. Her hubby called him up and he answered thinking it was the honey. Ruh-roh! The husband said it wasn't the first time, but it was going to be the last. He's headin' for the lawyer today. A little checking turned out that it was true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #24 July 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteList of questions for girls to ask: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do you like to give pleasure on command? 3. Are you gonna order for me when we go out to eat? 4. Can you do your own laundry, and all of the dishes, too? 5. Do you like your Mom? 6. Do you like pets? 7. Do you like children? 8. Are you hot? 9. Do you like to give pleasure on command? Holy hell, I just realized this could go on forever. I quit. Kelly Uh...are you choosing a DATE, or are you choosing a DOG? You mean you can train dogs to do laundry and dishes....WOO HOO.... Hey foxy come here I've got treats and new tricks I need to teach you.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #25 July 15, 2004 QuoteOk, so in this age of technology... internet dating is the big thing. Have you ever, would you?? Here is a short list of important questions I came up with for the guy to ask his potential date before actually meeting her in person. Feel free to add your own. 1. Sex 2. Age 3. Location 4. Got a picture.... (if no pic, assume the worst) "What do you look like?" 5. Single, Married, Seperated, etc.... 6. Any kids?? How many, How many Daddies?? (to determine drama level) 7. Have any other pictures of yourself?? 8. How old are the pictures. (if still no picture, see #4.) 9. Ever been skydiving?? Do you want to?? Any others to add??? I'm sure we all have others to add...... 10. Are you a cockblocker? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
