LouDiamond 1 #1 July 13, 2004 For those who have never been or those who still can't remember what they did at last years WFFC. Here are a few of the needed items to make your stay enjoyable. 1. Having disposable items such as: toothbrush/paste,shampoo,soap,towel and a good pair of shower shoes/flip flops for the shower. 2. Sunglasses and a hat/shorts. more than 1 if you tend to loose shit. 3. Sunscreen if your one of those people who burns at the touch of UV 4. A jacket and pants of sorts. It gets chilly some nights and on occassion there is rain so it is wet. 5. A mode of transportation other than your feet. Ie: golf cart, skateboard, rollerblades, etc. 6. A camera, digital prefered for sharing those "special" photos. A throw a way camera if you tend to loose things in your alcohol induced hazes. 7. a Camel back or other liquid carrying device if you tend to dehydrate and fall over when it gets warm out. 8. Lawn Chair and or packing mat/tarp 9. IV fluids and other medicinal supplies to ease the ouchies and self induced pains. 10. That one item you always seem to run out of,loose or tends to break on you. Because it will happen...twice to you, sure as shit. 11. Bring ALL your money or a good piece of plastic...you can't take it with you so you might as well enjoy it while you have the opportunity that WFFC offers. Things NOT to bring: 1. Attitude 2. Low turns, ignoring the pattern, not following convention rules and all other acts of stupidity. 3. Fireworks. No one thinks they are cool or that your cool when they go off at 5 in the morning. 4. Don't be that guy/gal...you figure it out."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 July 13, 2004 Dude, you forgot to tell people to bring condoms. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 July 13, 2004 Dammit Sunny, you beat me to it. Dude, you forgot to tell people to bring good beer to the dz.com tent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #4 July 13, 2004 QuoteDude, you forgot to tell people to bring condoms Some things go without saying. Next thing you know someone will say to bring a parachute "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 July 13, 2004 QuoteNext thing you know someone will say to bring a parachute WTF would they need one of those for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #6 July 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteNext thing you know someone will say to bring a parachute WTF would they need one of those for? Because condoms are too small to land with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 July 13, 2004 QuoteDammit Sunny, you beat me to it. Last year i ran into some guy that worked for Trojan. He gave me a box of like 50 condoms. Not just beer at the dzcom tent, bring some Smirnoff for me!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 July 13, 2004 Sunshine will need some sort of homing device as she seems to typically find herself out at the RV Park and doesn't know how to get back to her tent. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #9 July 13, 2004 QuoteDude, you forgot to tell people to bring condoms. No he didn't : 10. That one item you always seem to run out of,loose or tends to break on you. Because it will happen...twice to you, sure as shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 July 13, 2004 Quote4. A jacket and pants of sorts. It gets chilly some nights and on occassion there is rain so it is wet. No shit! Learned that the hard way in 2002. I was living in Georgia at the time and forgot that it's not 90 Degrees at 1 AM everywhere. Luckily Rhino had an extra. Quote3. Fireworks. No one thinks they are cool or that your cool when they go off at 5 in the morning. No shit again........IIRC someone literally put an eye out in 2002. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #11 July 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteDude, you forgot to tell people to bring condoms. No he didn't : 10. That one item you always seem to run out of,loose or tends to break on you. Because it will happen...twice to you, sure as shit. you beat me to it ....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 July 13, 2004 QuoteDude, you forgot to tell people to bring condoms. Well he didn't forget. But for those of you that do...I'm sure DaGimp will have the industrial container! BB runs for cover.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 July 13, 2004 Other rules to live by at WFFC: 1) Don't plan on always making it back to your own tent to sleep in. Be prepared for passing out anywhere at any time after doing anything 2) Golf carts are nearly silent as they try and run you over in the dark, so avoid passing out in the roads unless you are a shallow sleeper. 3) If you see Chris Martin and Beezy lining their scooters up for a race, sit back and watch. Its sure to be a riot. 4) Always take the keys to your golf cart with you. You can use it to steal another cart elsewhere 5) If Jari ask's if you want to party with him don't plan on functioning for te next 24 hours.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #14 July 13, 2004 Quote2) Golf carts are nearly silent as they try and run you over in the dark, so avoid passing out in the roads unless you are a shallow sleeper. Also watch out for those fire hydrants which are covered up by the tall grass. They like to eat these golf carts and the people riding the cards late at night. Quote5) If Jari ask's if you want to party with him don't plan on functioning for te next 24 hours. This same rule should also apply to Chuck. But then Jari and Chuck are likely to be hanging out together. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #15 July 13, 2004 QuoteLast year i ran into some guy that worked for Trojan. He gave me a box of like 50 condoms. I once had stamina like this... Can you walk yet?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 July 13, 2004 Quote But then Jari and Chuck are likely to be hanging out together. Word has it that Jari will be in Europe. But hells bells ya still have Chuck, Chris and Lou....and don't forget Bytch she can drink 'em all under the table Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 July 13, 2004 QuoteCan you walk yet? She's walking fine but she says that pooping is still a bit uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 July 13, 2004 QuoteBut hells bells ya still have Chuck, Chris and Lou....and don't forget Bytch she can drink 'em all under the table You mean Chuck "I'm in bed by 9" Blue? It's on for Friday night...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 July 13, 2004 QuoteYou mean Chuck "I'm in bed by 9" Blue? It's on for Friday night...... No...that's an hour past MY bedtime. Some things well...a nice girl just shouldnt know Bwahhhhhhhhhh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #20 July 13, 2004 Quote5. A mode of transportation other than your feet. Ie: golf cart, skateboard, rollerblades, etc. Are there only going to be old people at the Convention or something?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 July 13, 2004 Dude, you forgot to add to bring a parachute and rig and reserve! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 July 13, 2004 And jumpsuit, goggles, helmet, altimeter, clothes, shoes, hook knife, socks, underwear, strap-ons, dildos . . . oops. Maybe not those last two. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 July 13, 2004 well, some of us don't need strap-ons or dildos, they're perminent and do just fine. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #24 July 13, 2004 QuoteAnd jumpsuit, goggles, helmet, altimeter, clothes, shoes, hook knife, socks, underwear, strap-ons, dildos . . . oops. Maybe not those last two. Kelly Don't forget handcuffs and duct tape...... ~R+R...Those always come in handy......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #25 July 13, 2004 Dave, you forget some might prefer it the other way round scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
