How big of an IDIOT are you?

[SpeedRacer 1]

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? of course they do! it comes right after July 3 and before July 5.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? One
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All twelve do. But eleven of them have 28 plus two or three more days as well.
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? Duh, maybe the beggar is the woman's SISTER!!
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? Well, he could be, except since he's alive, he probably wouldn't hold still. And he would no longer be "living in the USA" after you dragged him over the border to Canada & dumped all the dirt on him.
6. How many outs are there in an inning? six
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? No. Dead people can't marry.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They weren't playing each other.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? The bear is white, because it could only be on the North Pole.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? I have the two apples I took away.
12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? A half dollar and a nickel. (The half dollar is the one that is not a nickel)
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? depends on what I need to do. Is there electric lighting?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods? all the way in.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? one hour (take one at time 0, one at 0.5h. one at 1h.
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? Nine
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Zero. Moses never had an ark.
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? If he is a butcher, he probably weighs meat.
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Twelve
20. What was the President's name in 1950? Truman

Speed Racer
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[Slappie 9]

Good job peeps. SpeedRacer you missed a couple, might wanna check the answers again.

MissImperfect, well .. no comment your still cute

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[wlie 0]

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16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

Answer: Slow down Clay.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[PhillyKev 0]

1 - yes
2 - 1
3 - all of them
4 - it's her sister
5 - because he's still living
6 - 6
7 - yes, because he's dead
8 - They're not playing each other
9 - 70
10 - white, it's a polar bear, the house has to be on the north pole to have all 4 sides with southern exposure
11 - 2
12 - hald dollar and a nickel
13 - wood stove
14 - to the edge, once there he's already into the woods
15 - 1 hour
16 - 9
17 - all of them
18 - meat
19 - 12
20 - George Bush

[Keith 0]

1. Yes
2. 1
3. None
4. The beggar is the womans sister.
5. Because he's still alive.
6. One
7. No, he's dead.
8. They're not playing each other.
9. 70
10. White, North Pole
11. 2
12. Fifty cent piece and a nickel
13. The match
14. Half way
15. One hour
16. 9
17. One
18. Meat
19. 12
20. The same

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[DaGimp 0]

well i got 10.....so i'm between

* 15 Correct - Normal



ME

* 8 Correct - Not the brightest crayon in the box



notice im closer to "Not the brightest crayon in the box"

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[Icon134 0]

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5) It may not be socially acceptable but you could bury a live person in Canada.

Not if he's in the USA, as the question stated.

He could be living in the US, but travelling through Canada

He can also be burried alive on the border of the USA and Canada... (the boundry waters area might be a good place to do this... then he would both be living in the USA and burried in Canada.

ok... I'll admit it... I think too much...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...