The best beer drinking story ever told.

[Slappie 9]

From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Houston, Texas.

Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[turtlespeed 226]

Heh - NOT - It's not a sport unless you can die.

Oh, wait.

Nice joke though.

You better be there!

I know where you live!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[happythoughts 0]

California has more lawyers than any other state.
New Jersey has more toxic waste dumps.



I guess NJ got first choice.

[Zenister 0]

wonders what one would be charged with for actually doing this....have to call home and ask...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[Chute 0]

That one story that involved beer!!

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[unformed 0]

Nice sotry .... you can't beat this though ...

My friends dad, when he was younger, was driving around absolutely shitfaced. Cop pulls him over, gets him to step out. He can't even stand up straight.
Cop: "Alright, Mr Bayly, don't you think you've had a little too much to drink tonight."
Bayly: "Yes, Officer, I was going to walk home. But I was too drunk to walk, so I decided, fuck it, I'll just drive home."

Cop found it so funny, he told Bayly to move into the passenger seat and drove him home.

It helped that my friends dad was a pretty well-known figure in the town.

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