namdrib 0 #1 July 7, 2004 Jeremy and myself have devised a plan for the new up and coming Skydiving Social Club. Sure, Moss Point has the P.M.S clan, but wait no more. Skydive Alabama is currently taking applications for the P.I.M.P. Club. Now I know most of you are currently asking yourselves, "What in the world could that possibly be?" Well ask no more. Thanks to Jeremy for the extremely creative Title which stands for "Poop In My Pants". That's right, for all of us that have, at one time, trusted a fart on the way to altitude or sitting at your computer or tried to get someone back for farting on you as they walked by and found out shortly thereafter that we should have waited. We all have been there and none of you should feel ashamed for this act of grossness. As some of you might agree that there are times in your life that should go untold due to constant jeering from your peers, this is an act of "Commoncy" (*Yes, that's right, Commoncy, it is officially a word). Now, in order to be initiated into our club, we decided to follow the tradition of the P.M.S. and make this an incredibly easy initiation. P.M.S has the "Barbie Pass" in freefall, well, easy enough, right? So, for those that have the courage to come forward and claim their rights to obtain their well deserved P.I.M.P. Number, all you will be asked to do is obtain a roll of Toilet Paper in Freefall. That's right!!! The reward for crapping all over yourself by accident is receiving a roll of TP in freefall. As we all know, there must be guidelines for this gracious award. The only guideline that we have is that Jeremy (*P.I.M.P #2) or myself are the only ones that can hand out this award. The only thing that we don't require is that you do NOT bring proof that you have earned this award. Your admitting to us is proof enough. I know that this will be the newest craze in the skydiving community, so all that wish, please come forward and claim your number. Thank you very much and hope to see all soon. Steve Crawford, P.I.M.P. #1Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #2 July 7, 2004 I'm offended!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivanrockon 0 #3 July 7, 2004 Any initiations in Rantoul? Ivan "Rock On" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #4 July 7, 2004 I, along with #2 and #3 WILL be in Rantaul. Those that are interested, please come to the Skydive Alabama Tent located on DZ row. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #5 July 7, 2004 That is frickin funny! Sorry I don't qualify, but I know a few that do. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #6 July 7, 2004 P.I.M.P. in Dallas I believe started by Chris Fiaola (sp?) Now with Elsinore Eclipse Stood for People In Magical Positions So much for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 July 7, 2004 Oooh no! Pleez don't increase the farting on the climb to alti..it's bad enough as it is. BTW....You're P.I.M.P Daddy #1, Jeremy is #2, who's #3? Glen? I do have him on tape claiming it!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #8 July 7, 2004 My father-in-law always told me: 'beware of passing gas in front of people, you never know when there might be a knot'. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #9 July 7, 2004 I'm almost sickened to think of the "Knot" but hey, it would qualify! By the way, I am getting "unbelievable" response from this. I guess for the simple fact that skydivers have the best sense of humor on the face of the planet! There will be initiations at WFFC. This is way too funny!!!Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #10 July 7, 2004 ***'beware of passing gas in front of people, you never know when there might be a knot'*** Any excuse to post a funny clip! lookreachpull.com/video/fartinginbed120.mpeg ------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #11 July 7, 2004 QuoteI'm offended! Dude, if you'll be at Rantoul, I'll pass some TP with ya!! Not that I'm admitting to anything..... Think it'll hold up at freefly speeds?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 July 7, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!! "uh oh..incoming!" you guys are siiiiick! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #13 July 7, 2004 QuoteROTFLMAO!!! "uh oh..incoming!" you guys are siiiiick! OR: "Fire in the hole!!" Those are usually the REALLY bad ones.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 July 7, 2004 Quote Think it'll hold up at freefly speeds?? I'm willing to chance it.... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #15 July 8, 2004 My image of you is ruined!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #16 July 8, 2004 QuoteMy image of you is ruined! I'm a good girl...honest...... ~R+R...Hey, I've never passed gas in a plane...but I know of a person in my club who we named SBD following an incident on the way to altitude...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #17 July 8, 2004 i could join the PIMP club only if both my chutes fail... because im planning on shitting my pants in the air, then shaking it out a pants leg... this way when they find my body, at least it won't smell bad if my bowels rupture, since they will be empty. would that get me into the club then? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #18 July 8, 2004 OMG!!! Under NORMAL circumstances this would be disturbing, but this is what I love about this place...nothing is sacred & nothing is held back!!! Even farts which should have been. I notice there are no takers, you may want to ask this question in the pub. Don (edited to say I'm grilling chicken & have had a few beers)Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #19 July 8, 2004 Quote *** Any excuse to post a funny clip! lookreachpull.com/video/fartinginbed120.mpeg ------ OMG, that is freakin' hysterical!!!!! "I've got game----BAHAAHAAAHAAA"Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #20 July 8, 2004 QuoteThat's right, for all of us that have, at one time So um... hypothetically speaking... does this mean that people with multiple P.I.M.P. offenses can't get a PIMP #? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #21 July 8, 2004 Is there a list yet? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #22 July 8, 2004 QuoteIs there a list yet? Count me in! Can I be the West Coast P.I.M.P? I already my hat, cane, cup and pimp-ride. All I need is hos! ---------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #23 July 8, 2004 No no no, you absolutely qualify. But I guess I didn't figure on people admitting to "Multiple Offenses". I would be honored to initiate you to our beloved corps.Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #24 July 8, 2004 Oh my gosh is that funny, I can't stop laughing. I love it when the dog and cat go scurrying away. That's hysterical!!! Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #25 July 8, 2004 Personally I like when he says: "I've got skills-I got game"... That crap had me rollin'...Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
