loopysteph 0 #1 July 11, 2004 Important Warning! I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and they ask you to take your clothes off, do not do it!!! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked. I only wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #2 July 11, 2004 Damn. Foiled again! -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #3 July 11, 2004 Damnit, you're gonna ruin my scam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #4 July 11, 2004 So .... I shouldn't have done it and invited them back???? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #5 July 11, 2004 QuoteImportant Warning! I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and they ask you to take your clothes off, do not do it!!! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked. I only wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now..... Did they get pictures? Video? ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #6 July 11, 2004 Yes, but the government is offering free-satelite mammography. Just stand by your window at 8:00 tonight topless. ** Sorry, I know it's old. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #7 July 11, 2004 QuoteImportant Warning! I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and they ask you to take your clothes off, do not do it!!! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked. I only wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now..... You wear clothes when hanging around the house? What is it cold there or something? Warning: When cooking naked, avoid frying anything that spatters.. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #8 July 11, 2004 QuoteWarning: When cooking naked, avoid frying anything that spatters.. Sounds like you learned that lesson the hard way......Ouch!! ~R+R...Guess you don't wanna fry the sausage, huh?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #9 July 11, 2004 QuoteGuess you don't wanna fry the sausage, huh? So many answers spring up to that one... but I shall be strong... STRONG I TELL YOU... and refrain. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #10 July 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteGuess you don't wanna fry the sausage, huh? So many answers spring up to that one... but I shall be strong... STRONG I TELL YOU... and refrain. Oh come, give me your best shot...PUT UP YOUR DUKES!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R......come on, this should be fun...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 July 11, 2004 Did someone say sausage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #12 July 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGuess you don't wanna fry the sausage, huh? So many answers spring up to that one... but I shall be strong... STRONG I TELL YOU... and refrain. Oh come, give me your best shot...PUT UP YOUR DUKES!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R......come on, this should be fun... Well the important thing when frying the sausage is to use plenty of oil. It should then be served with plenty of sauce. Although some people prefer whipped cream. The great thing about sausage is that while you can have it as a proper dinner (at the table), you can actually enjoy it almost anywhere... in front of the TV, al fresco at a picnic, or even sneak one in to the cinema. Some people even like to share with a friend... Shall I stop now?! Oh yes... HIJACK!!!!!!!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #13 July 11, 2004 QuoteWell the important thing when frying the sausage is to use plenty of oil. It should then be served with plenty of sauce. Although some people prefer whipped cream. Plenty of oil huh...? Sauce...do you like it extra spicy? Or does that burn......Now whipped cream can be mucho fun...... QuoteThe great thing about sausage is that while you can have it as a proper dinner (at the table), you can actually enjoy it almost anywhere... in front of the TV, al fresco at a picnic, or even sneak one in to the cinema. Some people even like to share with a friend... Shall I stop now?! Oh yes, I like to enjoy sausage where ever and whenever I can......I don't usually have to sneak one into the cinema considering it is usually clothed and then unveiled in the dark......Sharing is caring...... ~R+R...Come on, you can do better than that......SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...you don't mention hijackings until they are complete...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #14 July 11, 2004 Quote...do you like it extra spicy? Or does that burn... I am told that chilli sauce is a bad idea... although I am not speaking from experience... And ice cream might have undesirable effects... after all, sausage is not at its best when cold. You could try it with alcohol? QuoteSharing is caring...... So true... Quote you can do better than that Its early... (0350hrs)... but I do agree that if more sausage was being eaten then the world would be a happier place. I may start a campaign. FREE SAUSAGE FOR EVERY WOMAN! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #15 July 11, 2004 QuoteI am told that chilli sauce is a bad idea... although I am not speaking from experience... I have one phrase for that comment: "Feel the burn"...... QuoteAnd ice cream might have undesirable effects... after all, sausage is not at its best when cold. You could try it with alcohol? So true...I prefer champagne...I like the bubbles...... QuoteSo true... Fine thank you...and you? QuoteIts early... (0350hrs)... but I do agree that if more sausage was being eaten then the world would be a happier place. I may start a campaign. FREE SAUSAGE FOR EVERY WOMAN! Are you advertising? ~R+R...Hmmmmm...sausage...Now I miss my Cabana boy...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #16 July 12, 2004 Quote...Now I miss my Cabana boy... This is probably an American thing, which is why I don't understand it... but what exactly IS a Cabana Boy? (obviously I got that it is your guy, but what does the slang mean?)*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #17 July 12, 2004 QuoteQuote...Now I miss my Cabana boy... This is probably an American thing, which is why I don't understand it... but what exactly IS a Cabana Boy? (obviously I got that it is your guy, but what does the slang mean?) (He's gonna love this......) Slang wise...well, for me it is someone who lathers me in oil and fans me with palm fronds...but in reality, think tropical, a dark complected guy in a white uniform serving fruity drinks...... ~R+R...You are reading an encyclopedia...look it up!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #18 July 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote...Now I miss my Cabana boy... This is probably an American thing, which is why I don't understand it... but what exactly IS a Cabana Boy? (obviously I got that it is your guy, but what does the slang mean?) (He's gonna love this......) Slang wise...well, for me it is someone who lathers me in oil and fans me with palm fronds...but in reality, think tropical, a dark complected guy in a white uniform serving fruity drinks...... ~R+R...You are reading an encyclopedia...look it up!!! I just did... it just came up with something about a Marine... Cabana Boy Well I guess you got the white uniform it anyway...! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #19 July 12, 2004 Thats really funny. Ah... the power of a computer. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
