WrongWay 0 #1 July 9, 2004 Okay, so she's coming down tonight because we're leaving for Disney tomorrow, which is awesome except for one thing......I just found out that I'm expected to work until noon. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, but she's gonna be at home with my mom during that time. Long story short, my mom is totally psycho......she's like a pitbull. So..........what can I do to save my girl from these few hours of torture without me there to hold the whip and chair to fight off the lion? The only thing I can think of is to have her "sleep in late". That's really all I can come up with. Help me out here!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #2 July 9, 2004 SKip work, got to Disney! Tell the boss you got hurt skydiving! Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #3 July 9, 2004 Dope Mom up on Valium so she sleeps late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #4 July 9, 2004 QuoteDope Mom up on Valium so she sleeps late that was going to be my suggestion. no access to valium - you could be a really bad son and go for a laxative that will keep her in the bathroom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 July 9, 2004 Take her to work with you... How many hours do you have to work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 July 9, 2004 get her an appointment to have hair nails done or something like just so she is out of the houseI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 July 9, 2004 Have her sleep in a bit then send her out shopping for all the supplies you'll need on the way to and at Disneyland. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #8 July 9, 2004 Tell the girlfriend biting back is allowed. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #9 July 9, 2004 Let her fend for herself! The sooner y'all get this Freudian thing worked out . . . I think it is your MOMs that needs saving I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #10 July 9, 2004 QuoteHave her sleep in a bit then send her out shopping for all the supplies you'll need on the way to and at Disneyland. Blues, Dave That'd be a great idea if my mom wasn't all about buying stuff (in other words, she'd wanna go along....). Sebazz, I'd love to take her to work with me, but I don't think that'd be very acceptable to the rest of the crew here. As for going to get her nails and stuff done, I don't think she'd be into spending that kinda $ right before vacation.....but still a good idea. Anybody else? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 July 9, 2004 Just before she shows up at your place, tell you mom that you decided that your GF was the one you finnally decided to give you virginity to. That will make her real popular. Hiya Weeg! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 July 9, 2004 She can sleep in late, then go for a walk or run, whichever your mom would not be interested in. Then when she got back she could spend a long time cleaning up in the bathroom and dressing in the bedroom or "repacking" which could really be reading a magazine.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 July 9, 2004 QuoteI don't think she'd be into spending that kinda $ right before vacation.....but still a good idea. Anybody else? That's easy, YOU pay for it or book her a half day massage/relaxation treatment at a local day spa to get her relaxed and a jump on the vacation mentality. Who's you buddy? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 July 9, 2004 Don't worry about it. She can handle herself. They're bound to be alone together at some point anyway. Just leave them alone and go to work and be as nervous as you want. Take note of your reactions as you wonder what's going on. When you get home enter sheepishly since you'll really wonder what the heck they've been up to in your absence. Hope that helps TimMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 July 9, 2004 Give them $40 and let them do a "brunch" together. They eat, they have a couple of margaritas, and start telling stories that start, "He was so cute the time he..." They'll look at it as a bonding experience and get along fine. Of course, every embarrassing moment of your life will be brought back into the spotlight temporarily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #16 July 9, 2004 I was just wonderin'...could it be that you are really nervous about what "they" might find to talk to each other about. Kind of a compare notes scenario...women folk are good at that. I could see where that might cause some trepidation on your part.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 July 9, 2004 QuoteGive them $40 and let them do a "brunch" together. They eat, they have a couple of margaritas, and start telling stories that start, "He was so cute the time he..." They'll look at it as a bonding experience and get along fine. Ack! I once had a girlfriend who got a bit pissed off at me. Her solution was to call my ex-wife and invite her out drinking. They spent the entire night together with only one thing in common...Me. That night sucked! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 July 10, 2004 No one has asked the most important question. Who the hell goes to Disney World in July? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 July 10, 2004 QuoteNo one has asked the most important question. Who the hell goes to Disney World in July? Ssshhh, you're going to ruin all of our fun. The only excitement we locals get in the summer is watching the Yankees melt from the heat and humidity. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #20 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteNo one has asked the most important question. Who the hell goes to Disney World in July? Ssshhh, you're going to ruin all of our fun. The only excitement we locals get in the summer is watching the Yankees melt from the heat and humidity. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one...I have forgotten what it is like in the south in the summer...despite the fact that I was born there and lived there for 10 years...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #21 July 10, 2004 haha. retard. i just read this thread and i needed a laugh so bad you have no idea. thanks to all that told wrongway to go get me a massage or my nails done. damn i could use some of that right now. his mom is actually out getting her nails done and i opted to "sleep late." unfortunately, my dz family was struck pretty hard by the recent tragedy and i've been on the phone all morning. just trying to stay sane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 July 10, 2004 Tell them they're in my thoughts. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #23 July 11, 2004 QuoteOkay, so she's coming down tonight because we're leaving for Disney tomorrow, which is awesome except for one thing......I just found out that I'm expected to work until noon. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, but she's gonna be at home with my mom during that time. Long story short, my mom is totally psycho......she's like a pitbull. So..........what can I do to save my girl from these few hours of torture without me there to hold the whip and chair to fight off the lion? The only thing I can think of is to have her "sleep in late". That's really all I can come up with. Help me out here!!! I use to deal with that crap from my mom all the time. Now mom wonders why we never go to see her anymore. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
