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QuoteThen again, I've always been lazy when it comes to packin' and the 120's already hooked up - Maybe I'll just pull a Phil and slide it in on my ASS
Does Phil still read these?????
Yes he does on occasion.



Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

thats exactly it - this is the reason i am not allowed to put weight on it until then as the screws could snap and my tib and fib will ping apart.
He he he - that's the same stuff my doc used to scare me - Stay off that damned thing or you'll snap the screws in your ankle!!!!! That just didn't conjure up a very nice visual - But then I started thinkin' how much easier the time passed while I was zonked out on morphine - It's a vicious cycle



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yeah man that morphine stuff! jesus i had no idea what was dreams and what was reality!
Quoteyeah man that morphine stuff! jesus i had no idea what was dreams and what was reality!
I know - ain't it GREAT



When I picked up my meds leaving the hospital they gave me 100 Oxycodone and 100 pills of morphine, the pharmacist told me to hide it - I figured - fan f$&%^n tastic, I'm sittin' here in a wheel chair and now I have to worry about some junkey asshole robbin' me of my meds while I wait for my ride

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QuoteI'm sittin' here in a wheel chair and now I have to worry about some junkey asshole robbin' me of my meds while I wait for my ride



that would be a bitch of a day getting out of hospital man!!
cracked me up............
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Did you know you can't take a shit with a long leg cast without first taking off your pants and underwear? Sad, but true. Geez, you should have seen me craw on top of my wife with that "toes to testicles" cast on that one horny night. A sight to see......
My wife is hotter than your wife.
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QuoteYou guys got off easy
.......I was looking at the bottom of my foot after snapping my tib/fib in a spiral fracture.
ditto!

QuoteI opted for not having surgery and chose the wonderful long leg cast.
fuck knows what i opted for - after taking 2 hours to get out of the landing area (industrial enclosed area) and to the hospital (by car not by ambulance) they pumped me so full of stuff I did not know what the fuck was going on for a few days.........
QuoteDid you know you can't take a shit with a long leg cast without first taking off your pants and underwear? Sad, but true.
Nice thoughts! - loosing all dignity! from BASE jumper to special needs in a fraction of a second!


QuoteGeez, you should have seen me craw on top of my wife with that "toes to testicles" cast on that one horny night. A sight to see......
hehehe! thats some funny shit! i cant even stand without discomfort never mind go hammer and tongs!! ah the joys of the hand!! hehe





Oh yeah, and grocery shoppin' - Good thing they have that little motorized shopping cart or I would have been f&$^d



Come to think of it - When I broke my arm I had a cast all of the way up to my arm pit - right arm, naturally - no wife that time either



QuoteAhh! The sight of an anterior compartment fasciotomy!
I miss those days...
Only an anterior? That's just lame



thats exactly it - this is the reason i am not allowed to put weight on it until then as the screws could snap and my tib and fib will ping apart. After this I will be left with a load of screws and a plate. I am just concerned if I should do this again - what sort of damage could occur if this metal is left in.
Did you bust up again on the same side with metal in??????
cheers
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