ACMESkydiver 0 #51 June 14, 2004 Quote 271 Bullshit Total less than 0 - You probably don't get it. 0-50 You are one of the disgruntled masses. 51-100 Chances are you irritate people. 101-150 Bullshit artist. 151-200 Are you my boss? 201-250 Open your mouth. Let the BS flow. 251+ A real straight shooter with upper-management written all over you. What the hell do you do???? I only ask because I got laid off from my bullshit, and am constantly looking to reach deeper levels of bullshit in my career, and apparently I am not queen of bullshit anymore with a score like that...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #52 June 14, 2004 Quote What the hell do you do???? I work in comercial real estate... my job description resembles an amoeba... leasing, marketing, accounting, customer relations, new business development, recruiting, yada, yada, yada... JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #53 June 14, 2004 Quote Is that a nice way of saying that you are too good for me?? haha.. no I'm never nice when saying I'm too good for someone.. I make that perfectly clear! hehehee! I dont even know what you do.. just what you *wanna* do.. big flirt.. ! ;) Quote The job might be easy, and so am i but the benefits kick ass! Oh yah?? sweeet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #54 June 14, 2004 Quote Quote 271 Bullshit Total less than 0 - You probably don't get it. 0-50 You are one of the disgruntled masses. 51-100 Chances are you irritate people. 101-150 Bullshit artist. 151-200 Are you my boss? 201-250 Open your mouth. Let the BS flow. 251+ A real straight shooter with upper-management written all over you. What the hell do you do???? I only ask because I got laid off from my bullshit, and am constantly looking to reach deeper levels of bullshit in my career, and apparently I am not queen of bullshit anymore with a score like that... fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! *runs to grab popcorn, runs back fast* fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! you two are funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #55 June 14, 2004 Quote People give excellent reasons for basic reasoning skills. Somehow, because it is a computer, they feel ok with not trying to think.Exactly. It's not like they show up to a restaurant and need instructions on eating with food with a fork or paying the bill. Hell, these people can even drive a car! But click a button? That's just wacky!"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #56 June 14, 2004 83 and yes I am sure I irriate people.."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #57 June 14, 2004 Quote fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! *runs to grab popcorn, runs back fast* fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! you two are funny! A-ha, he's in REAL ESTATE!!! Bwahahahahaaa!!! I am in MORTGAGE!!! I would say JDHill that my job is clearly more BS than yours!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #58 June 14, 2004 Yes...21... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #59 June 14, 2004 24... there needs a parameter for "my company has over 100,000 employees" which would definitely up the bullshit total also, the option for "I'm at work right now." would be pertinent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #60 June 14, 2004 -1 Damn!? I don't get it....... Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #61 June 14, 2004 Quote i'm a federal civil servant, i don't have to take the test, i already know. I was one of those retired at 47Scored a 24 on my Fed job. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #62 June 15, 2004 Well, you you may be right... if your job is anyhing like the slackass that worked on my mortgage... But I did say comercial real estate... between the tenant, lender, and owner, I never spend a dime of my company's own money... and collect a percentage of all of it... not quite as bad as a stock broker, but still BS at the highest order JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #63 June 15, 2004 Quote http://www.bullshitjob.com/quiz.html My job scored a 55. less than 0 - You probably don't get it. 0-50 You are one of the disgruntled masses. 51-100 Chances are you irritate people. 101-150 Bullshit artist. 151-200 Are you my boss? 201-250 Open your mouth. Let the BS flow. 251+ A real straight shooter with upper-management written all over you. 89... looks like I probably irritate people too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #64 June 15, 2004 -3, but then I very rarely do get itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #65 June 15, 2004 Quote Well, you you may be right... if your job is anyhing like the slackass that worked on my mortgage... But I did say comercial real estate... between the tenant, lender, and owner, I never spend a dime of my company's own money... and collect a percentage of all of it... not quite as bad as a stock broker, but still BS at the highest order J No no J, see if I was an actual loan officer, my BS score would go down. No, you see I am a mortgage trainer; I train other associates how to find the sales and input the mortgage loan into our system. I don't actually speak to customers...ick!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #66 June 15, 2004 150 not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
testpilot 0 #67 June 15, 2004 0, I love my job. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #68 June 16, 2004 113 here...bullshit artist not as bad as I thought though, for working at such a giant company. Each and every day at least one person walks by me and says, "So, what do you do exactly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #69 June 17, 2004 210-but I knew that to start withI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #72 July 8, 2004 Quote 113 here...bullshit artist Wow, I only got a 68....And you thought my job was BS."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #73 July 8, 2004 That's funny, Jaye - Nancy, an up-jumper at Snoho, is in escrow...maybe you guyz ought to compare notes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #74 July 8, 2004 Quote My score: 27 I'm a registered nurse, I love my job, and honestly couldn't imagine doing anything else. -6 here. I don't think they covered much of the down side of nursing. You might be an ER Nurse ... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.. You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance.. . You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with the complaint of migraine, lower back pain, chronic myalgia (choose one of the above), a list of numerous allergies to meds (except Demerol), and the statement that the family doctor is from out of town... Your idea of comforting a child includes placing them in a papoose restraint You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign out AMA so you don't have to deal with them any longer... You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized diagnosis... You have discovered a new condition that you call "hypo-xanax-emia"... You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce... You debate which is worse, spaghetti and meatballs or pizza and beer, while performing gastric lavage... You plan your dinner break while lavaging an overdose patient... You believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an evil plot thought up by Satan... You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if the phrase "wow, it's really quiet" is uttered... You threaten to strangle anyone who even starts to say the "Q" word when the ER is even remotely calm... You refer to Friday as NH Dump Day and you don't mean New Hampshire... Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than most computers... You believe chocolate is a food group... You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a dirty name... You say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers ... You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the eternal care unit... You don't think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate... You have ever referred to someone's death as a celestial transfer... You have ever answered a "lost condom" phone call... You refer to someone in severe respiratory distress as a "smurf"... Your idea of a good time is dueling shock rooms You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide...Doing It Right!".. You feel that most suicide attempts should be given a free subscription to "Guns and Ammo" magazine... You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis... You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably... You have ever wanted to reply "yes" when someone calls and asks "Is my (husband, wife, mother, brother, friend, etc.) there?"... You have ever issued a "dead head" alert... You have ever referred to the E.R. Doc or triage nurse as a "shit magnet Your favorite hallucinogenic is exhaustion... You think that caffeine should be available in I.V. form... You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience... Your most common assessment question is "what changed, --- tonight ,to make it an emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"... You have witnessed the charge nurse muttering down the hallway "who's in charge of this mess anyway?"... You refer to vegetables and are not talking about a food group... You have ever used the phrase "health care reform" to instill fear into your coworkers' hearts... You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a valium fountain... You play poker by betting ectopics on EKG strips... You believe a "supreme being consult" is your patient.s only hope... You want lab to order a "dumb shit profile"... You are totally astounded when someone from a NH is understandable... You have been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider radiation a form of birth control... You believe your patient is demonically possessed... You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there !"... You believe that waiting room time should be proportional to length of time from symptom onset ("you've had the pain for three weeks...well have a seat in the waiting room and we'll get to you in three days")... You know the phone number to the local Detox Center by heart... You have ever had a patient say, ". . .----But, I'm not pregnant; I can't be pregnant; how can I be having a baby?". You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered some food... You carry your own set of keys to the "leathers"... Your idea of gambling is an ETOH level pool instead of a football pool... Your bladder expands to the same size as a Winnebago's water tank... Your feet are slightly flatter and tougher than Fred Flintstone's... Your immune system is so well developed that it has been known to attack squirrels in the backyard... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat... You have a special shrine in your home to the inventor of Haldol... Your idea of an x-ray prep is a second dose of Haldol... Your idea of a CT prep includes Norcuron and a vent... You have recurring nightmares about being knocked to the floor and run over by a portable x-ray machine... Your nursing shoes have been seized and quarantined by either the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, OSHA, the EPA, or the Nuclear Regulatory Commission... You're able to tell the difference between a medical order and the ground around a poultry farm... You've been chipping away at your BSN for longer than most people take for a doctorate.. . Your idea of thawing the holiday turkey consists of an IV and warmed saline ... (and if the holiday turkey you usually see has arms instead of wings and is sauced instead basted)... You have every referred to subcutaneous air as "Rice Krispies"... You have thought OD instead of BBQ when asked to get the Charcoal... You believe that a large part of your daily calorie requirement is provided by Tylenol, Advil, or Excedrin... AND FINALLY....===YOU MIGHT BE AN E.R. NURSE IF...----YOU FIND HUMOR IN ANY OF THIS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #75 July 8, 2004 13 Bullshit Total less than 0 - You probably don't get it. 0-50 You are one of the disgruntled masses I actually like my job.. other than working too much. That is why its so very important to me to have fun on my vacations and on my weekends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
