chaoskitty 0 #51 July 1, 2004 QuoteI think she can't get a date, because she has a very unrealistic standard for guys she meets. Thus, she probably dismisses most guys as not even potentials because of the kind of high profile relationships she's used to. Damn .. you have figured me out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #52 July 1, 2004 QuoteThat may be complete horseshit.. but I am full of mostly... accurate random knowledge.. She told me it is because she can't cook. Anyway, I don't return her emails anymore. Besides, she's 37, who needs that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #53 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's a terrible thing to blame not getting dates on your kids and your youth. I'm sure it's just because she's not a pleasant person to be around. I don't know... I've had relationships end because I either already have children or because I can't have any more children. Of course, maybe I'm just not pleasant either and they used that reason as a cop-out. Great, now I have to send flowers to Andrea, too. Why'd they get into it all the way to the 'relationship' point in the first place? Obviously, they weren't good enough for our Skymama ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #54 July 1, 2004 QuoteWhy'd they get into it all the way to the 'relationship' point in the first place? Obviously, they weren't good enough for our Skymama That's what I keep telling her. She just needs to be selective and weed out the bad ones. Like I said to her, her prince will come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #55 July 1, 2004 QuoteThat's what I keep telling her. She just needs to be selective and weed out the bad ones. I think she follows your advice. Something about "taking them for a test drive"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #56 July 1, 2004 QuoteGreat, now I have to send flowers to Andrea, too. LOL...no you don't, I'm not offended by your comments. I was really just curious about Nicole's situation. In my eyes, she seems that she would be desireable and her phone would be ringing off the hook. Just goes to show the grass is not always greener...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #57 July 1, 2004 Personally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #58 July 1, 2004 QuoteSomething about "taking them for a test drive"... LOL...I am SO going to kick your ass for that one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #59 July 1, 2004 Quote She told me it is because she can't cook. Anyway, I don't return her emails anymore. Besides, she's 37, who needs that? I wouldn't date her either.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #60 July 1, 2004 QuotePersonally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". I look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #61 July 1, 2004 See, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #62 July 1, 2004 QuoteI look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #63 July 1, 2004 QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Lmao! Dude you should write a book. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #64 July 1, 2004 Yep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #65 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Reminds me of the bast oral sex I've ever gotten. Girl in college had a to have her teeth pulled because the enamel wasn't very strong.. Anyways.. dude she would pull those falsies out and ... well you get the picture "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #66 July 1, 2004 Hey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #67 July 1, 2004 QuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #68 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. Scattered, tossed, mixed, stirred, and fried?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #70 July 1, 2004 I have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #71 July 1, 2004 QuoteI have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly I think you should help me make some new memories, since you screwed up the ones I had.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #72 July 1, 2004 Ok, but only if I get a cut of the profits from the book I just inspired. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #73 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. What, you mean a psychotic, alcoholic stripper with no teeth? On Jerry Springer? I don't get the connection. You reminded me of the chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #74 July 1, 2004 Lets make it a miniseries I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #75 July 1, 2004 i guess that I'm totally out of the running for a date then. Oh, well...anyone just want to be friends and skydive? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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happythoughts 0 #52 July 1, 2004 QuoteThat may be complete horseshit.. but I am full of mostly... accurate random knowledge.. She told me it is because she can't cook. Anyway, I don't return her emails anymore. Besides, she's 37, who needs that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #53 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's a terrible thing to blame not getting dates on your kids and your youth. I'm sure it's just because she's not a pleasant person to be around. I don't know... I've had relationships end because I either already have children or because I can't have any more children. Of course, maybe I'm just not pleasant either and they used that reason as a cop-out. Great, now I have to send flowers to Andrea, too. Why'd they get into it all the way to the 'relationship' point in the first place? Obviously, they weren't good enough for our Skymama ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #54 July 1, 2004 QuoteWhy'd they get into it all the way to the 'relationship' point in the first place? Obviously, they weren't good enough for our Skymama That's what I keep telling her. She just needs to be selective and weed out the bad ones. Like I said to her, her prince will come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #55 July 1, 2004 QuoteThat's what I keep telling her. She just needs to be selective and weed out the bad ones. I think she follows your advice. Something about "taking them for a test drive"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #56 July 1, 2004 QuoteGreat, now I have to send flowers to Andrea, too. LOL...no you don't, I'm not offended by your comments. I was really just curious about Nicole's situation. In my eyes, she seems that she would be desireable and her phone would be ringing off the hook. Just goes to show the grass is not always greener...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #57 July 1, 2004 Personally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #58 July 1, 2004 QuoteSomething about "taking them for a test drive"... LOL...I am SO going to kick your ass for that one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #59 July 1, 2004 Quote She told me it is because she can't cook. Anyway, I don't return her emails anymore. Besides, she's 37, who needs that? I wouldn't date her either.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #60 July 1, 2004 QuotePersonally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". I look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #61 July 1, 2004 See, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #62 July 1, 2004 QuoteI look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #63 July 1, 2004 QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Lmao! Dude you should write a book. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #64 July 1, 2004 Yep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #65 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Reminds me of the bast oral sex I've ever gotten. Girl in college had a to have her teeth pulled because the enamel wasn't very strong.. Anyways.. dude she would pull those falsies out and ... well you get the picture "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #66 July 1, 2004 Hey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #67 July 1, 2004 QuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #68 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. Scattered, tossed, mixed, stirred, and fried?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #70 July 1, 2004 I have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #71 July 1, 2004 QuoteI have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly I think you should help me make some new memories, since you screwed up the ones I had.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #72 July 1, 2004 Ok, but only if I get a cut of the profits from the book I just inspired. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #73 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. What, you mean a psychotic, alcoholic stripper with no teeth? On Jerry Springer? I don't get the connection. You reminded me of the chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #74 July 1, 2004 Lets make it a miniseries I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #75 July 1, 2004 i guess that I'm totally out of the running for a date then. Oh, well...anyone just want to be friends and skydive? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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happythoughts 0 #55 July 1, 2004 QuoteThat's what I keep telling her. She just needs to be selective and weed out the bad ones. I think she follows your advice. Something about "taking them for a test drive"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #56 July 1, 2004 QuoteGreat, now I have to send flowers to Andrea, too. LOL...no you don't, I'm not offended by your comments. I was really just curious about Nicole's situation. In my eyes, she seems that she would be desireable and her phone would be ringing off the hook. Just goes to show the grass is not always greener...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #57 July 1, 2004 Personally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #58 July 1, 2004 QuoteSomething about "taking them for a test drive"... LOL...I am SO going to kick your ass for that one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #59 July 1, 2004 Quote She told me it is because she can't cook. Anyway, I don't return her emails anymore. Besides, she's 37, who needs that? I wouldn't date her either.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 July 1, 2004 QuotePersonally, I never found her attractive. I look at her and think "bitch". I look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #61 July 1, 2004 See, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #62 July 1, 2004 QuoteI look at her and see... daytime job, most of her teeth, and her own car... yep, she's a keeper. QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #63 July 1, 2004 QuoteSee, my last didn't meet any of those criteria...maybe that was the problem. Lmao! Dude you should write a book. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #64 July 1, 2004 Yep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #65 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Reminds me of the bast oral sex I've ever gotten. Girl in college had a to have her teeth pulled because the enamel wasn't very strong.. Anyways.. dude she would pull those falsies out and ... well you get the picture "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #66 July 1, 2004 Hey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #67 July 1, 2004 QuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #68 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteHey Slappie, I know a Waffle House waitress who would be perfect for you . . . Kelly Ugh Kell you just ruined my memories. Now whenever I think about those evenings in college some ugly waitress with arm flab is going to invade my daydream. Thanks.. Scattered, tossed, mixed, stirred, and fried?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 July 1, 2004 QuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #70 July 1, 2004 I have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #71 July 1, 2004 QuoteI have no words . . . YOU should write a book: "Fond Remembrances of the Toothless Woman: Slappie's Memoirs". Kelly I think you should help me make some new memories, since you screwed up the ones I had.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #72 July 1, 2004 Ok, but only if I get a cut of the profits from the book I just inspired. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #73 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep...I'm not kidding.....she was in a car accident when she was 12 and lost most of her teeth, had fake ones. Gosh...you're making her sound like a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Your life is interesting, Phillykev. What, you mean a psychotic, alcoholic stripper with no teeth? On Jerry Springer? I don't get the connection. You reminded me of the chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #74 July 1, 2004 Lets make it a miniseries I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #75 July 1, 2004 i guess that I'm totally out of the running for a date then. Oh, well...anyone just want to be friends and skydive? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
