sunshine 2 #76 April 24, 2002 QuoteI don't know...I might have to get a sample of the goods first...Oh Clay...you better not mess with Big Daddy....he can get real mean."Do whatever you like, just untie me when you're done" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #77 April 24, 2002 QuoteI might have to get a sample of the goods first...Well hell no! This ain't no car dealership! No freebies!C'mon, when was the last time you got laid? I could probably give you a lukewarm body with a hole and you'd be happy.Edit: Ok, I'm not calling sunshine a lukewarm body with a hole. She is most definitly a hot body.... with multiple holes. ... I forget how the rest of it goes, but you're mother's a whore!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #78 April 24, 2002 There's going to be some serious kiss-passing over Memorial Day weekend. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #79 April 24, 2002 QuoteThere's going to be some serious kiss-passing over Memorial Day weekend. Yes! I'm going to kiss as many people as I can! Get your chapstick ready...I cheat at "I Never", Euchre, pool, prcp's; am I missing anything? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #80 April 24, 2002 I'll do video any time anyone wants it. My camera suit will be in by then. But WildBlue has to do video on one jump for me...... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #81 April 24, 2002 QuoteGet your chapstick ready...I always carry some in my helmet bag. I should also have a camera by that time. I am a Free Flyer after all...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #82 April 25, 2002 irt: Did you guys work out the range fans on that thing? FBRC (Fort Bragg Range Control) is currently reviewing the overlays and verifying the surface danger and noise hazard areas for the various munitions which will be employed. Grape and canister overlays are complete. Solid shot is restricted at this time (don't want to broadside Thomas' pool). Illumination munitions are in teh developmental stages and pending OSHA approval. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #83 April 25, 2002 QuoteFBRC (Fort Bragg Range Control) is currently reviewing the overlays and verifying the surface danger and noise hazard areas for the various munitions which will be employedJust make sure you are 10 minutes early for the range control meeting. You know what a dick Mr Marchman is...... Funny...I haven't been to FBRC since late 2000 and I still remember that guys name. Hard to forget...LOL"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #84 April 25, 2002 Yeah, I know that. Nothing like going into a RC conf and seeing a pile of shrapnel on the table up front and KNOWING that it's your BN who 'accidentally' reminded the infantry on that range who the real King o' Battle is... oops, my bad. Hey, is that your foot? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #85 April 25, 2002 Quote'accidentally' reminded the infantry on that range who the real King o' Battle isSorry for the thread hijacking but funny story. Out on the FB range one day. Have a couple A-10's coming in to work. Guy is making a target run in....out of nowhere a 155...yes kids a big old 155 round lands in the target area. Abort Abort Abort....go back to the IP while I straighten this out. Call range control and they shit themselves.....and then tell me to stand by. Come back a few minutes later and tell me to go ahead with my mission. OK cool....A-10 making a run in ...and yep....you guessed it......ANOTHER 155 round splashes. Abort Abort Abort......let me call these fuck sticks back and see what in the hell is going on!!!! All I hear on the RC freq is a guy yelling that the commander of that battery better be standing at the FBRC in 20 minutes!!! I sure would hate to be that guy... They did eventually straighten it out. Turned out to be just a mistake the first time and then the second time was a private RTO that was too scared to go tell the Captain he was fucking up and to stop shooting. Gotta love it....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #86 April 25, 2002 A hole and heartbeat - and the heartbeat's optional? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #87 April 25, 2002 Didn't do it!Nobody saw it!Can't prove it!Musta been the Cav ou there again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #88 April 25, 2002 QuoteA hole and heartbeat - and the heartbeat's optional? You have never been employed by a crematorium in north Gerogia have you? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #89 April 25, 2002 QuoteEdit: Ok, I'm not calling sunshine a lukewarm body with a hole. She is most definitly a hot body.... with multiple holes.Not sure if i should be offended or not....oh hell, it's impossible to offend me...so i'll just be happy you said i had a "hot body"Does Bid Daddy get to sample the goods?!"Do whatever you like, just untie me when you're done" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites faitor 0 #90 April 25, 2002 Denver is great this time of year. Plus we have lots of fun up here. After all we are a mile high. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #91 April 25, 2002 clay,it's a big sky with a little bullet...ya shouldn't a worried....lol...j/k............if i'm still here and my back is feeling better i'll try and make the drive up over july 4th...but no promises... i might just be jumping in colorado then......it only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #92 April 25, 2002 Exactomundo! I mean, what are the chances.... er... hehehe Hey, what was the OT line again?d-oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrumpySmurf 0 #93 April 25, 2002 Shall I add this to my list of jobs that I should try? Right after sheep herder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #94 April 25, 2002 Quotea hot body.... with multiple holesWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #95 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! That costs extra....... I forget how the rest of it goes, but you're mother's a whore!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #96 April 25, 2002 QuoteThat costs extra....hehe....umm....you never answered the question about if Big Daddy gets to sample the goods or not!!"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #97 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! QuoteThat costs extra....Yea, shoe rental is always extra. Dirty bowling bastards...200 feet of Saran Wrap and noone to play with. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #98 April 25, 2002 QuoteYea, shoe rental is always extraHey...as long as I get to pick the shoes she wears!!!PS...funny story....I remember one time, I think for my birthday or something, the ex wife was walking around the house in a garter belt and high heels. MMMMMM...tasty....well about the time we made it to the bed she proceeds to step on my toe with one of those heels. Wrong kind of pain....ruined the moment. Well....for 3-5 minutes anyway. She made up for it. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #99 April 25, 2002 I think ya left off when she followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #100 April 25, 2002 Quoteshe followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her...That was a little later after the Bacardi.....Shit !!!! Was that out loud?????"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
coconutmonkey 0 #87 April 25, 2002 Didn't do it!Nobody saw it!Can't prove it!Musta been the Cav ou there again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #88 April 25, 2002 QuoteA hole and heartbeat - and the heartbeat's optional? You have never been employed by a crematorium in north Gerogia have you? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #89 April 25, 2002 QuoteEdit: Ok, I'm not calling sunshine a lukewarm body with a hole. She is most definitly a hot body.... with multiple holes.Not sure if i should be offended or not....oh hell, it's impossible to offend me...so i'll just be happy you said i had a "hot body"Does Bid Daddy get to sample the goods?!"Do whatever you like, just untie me when you're done" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faitor 0 #90 April 25, 2002 Denver is great this time of year. Plus we have lots of fun up here. After all we are a mile high. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #91 April 25, 2002 clay,it's a big sky with a little bullet...ya shouldn't a worried....lol...j/k............if i'm still here and my back is feeling better i'll try and make the drive up over july 4th...but no promises... i might just be jumping in colorado then......it only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #92 April 25, 2002 Exactomundo! I mean, what are the chances.... er... hehehe Hey, what was the OT line again?d-oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #93 April 25, 2002 Shall I add this to my list of jobs that I should try? Right after sheep herder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #94 April 25, 2002 Quotea hot body.... with multiple holesWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #95 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! That costs extra....... I forget how the rest of it goes, but you're mother's a whore!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #96 April 25, 2002 QuoteThat costs extra....hehe....umm....you never answered the question about if Big Daddy gets to sample the goods or not!!"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #97 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! QuoteThat costs extra....Yea, shoe rental is always extra. Dirty bowling bastards...200 feet of Saran Wrap and noone to play with. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #98 April 25, 2002 QuoteYea, shoe rental is always extraHey...as long as I get to pick the shoes she wears!!!PS...funny story....I remember one time, I think for my birthday or something, the ex wife was walking around the house in a garter belt and high heels. MMMMMM...tasty....well about the time we made it to the bed she proceeds to step on my toe with one of those heels. Wrong kind of pain....ruined the moment. Well....for 3-5 minutes anyway. She made up for it. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #99 April 25, 2002 I think ya left off when she followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #100 April 25, 2002 Quoteshe followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her...That was a little later after the Bacardi.....Shit !!!! Was that out loud?????"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #94 April 25, 2002 Quotea hot body.... with multiple holesWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #95 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! That costs extra....... I forget how the rest of it goes, but you're mother's a whore!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #96 April 25, 2002 QuoteThat costs extra....hehe....umm....you never answered the question about if Big Daddy gets to sample the goods or not!!"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #97 April 25, 2002 QuoteWell....as long as all three are easily accessable I guess we have a deal! QuoteThat costs extra....Yea, shoe rental is always extra. Dirty bowling bastards...200 feet of Saran Wrap and noone to play with. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #98 April 25, 2002 QuoteYea, shoe rental is always extraHey...as long as I get to pick the shoes she wears!!!PS...funny story....I remember one time, I think for my birthday or something, the ex wife was walking around the house in a garter belt and high heels. MMMMMM...tasty....well about the time we made it to the bed she proceeds to step on my toe with one of those heels. Wrong kind of pain....ruined the moment. Well....for 3-5 minutes anyway. She made up for it. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #99 April 25, 2002 I think ya left off when she followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #100 April 25, 2002 Quoteshe followed up by walking across your back with them before you exchanged outfits with her...That was a little later after the Bacardi.....Shit !!!! Was that out loud?????"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
